Rate my sexting skills you beta virgins

Rate my sexting skills you beta virgins.

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This thread again?

Way too much talking. Why isn't she saying dirty shit to you?

Forgot to add, fuck off op!

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I too write erotic fiction for myself and screenshot it while a bitch goes OK and SOUNDS COOL BRO

Yeah wayyyy to much. Expose thst wet pussy witb your teeth? Really? Of all the women i fuck, ive never let them stand while i pulled their panties down with my teeth hahhaha YOURE THE BETA BITCH OP

one word

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>Be op
>say you want a girl to be your first
>calls everyone virgins
wtf.jpg
also, beta virgins? back to scrubland

Fuck you faggot. You're just jealous that I tap her hot pussy all day.

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You do like this. Not that bitchmade shit.

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This thread again. Fuck off nigger.

Sage.

This turned me on a little not gonna lie

Yap you gotta groom them but she sends me that shit twice a day and I go Yap good bitch and then I do what she said and it's all chill.

Glad ur bonin Sup Forumsrother

must not be too good post nudes then

That's not sexting bro. That's just finding a broken girl with obvious daddy issues to order around. No skill in that. Find a girl that's 10/10 smart and not broken and maybe I'll be impressed. Pic related, it's one of my other bitches I fucked.

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I have no idea how to even talk to women in person let alone text them this shit, i never figured out how to fucking initiate anything sexual in conversations, any tips?

God damn I wish you didn't suffer too much fucking that ugly ass whale

Is this your "hot pussy" op?

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You are a beta faggot sexting a 40 year old man pretending to be a chick. You imbecile, you fool.

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Fucking faggot she's not fat at all. The only thing fat about her is her sweet delicious pussy. I slay more pussy in one night than you do in a whole year. Fuck outta here. Pic related, it's her pussy.

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You left the water mark on the pic

Nah bro. My bitch likes to get posted on the internet so she's on a bunch of amateur sites. Makes it even hotter when I fuck her knowing guys like you see and Jack off to her pics but only I get to pound that snatch.

>"She's not fat at all, faggot! Look at this picture of her fat pussy for proof!"

This

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Any pussy looks fat when shes laying down with her legs up and touching together you infantile mouth breather. Fucking virgin.

Numbers. That girl is hot irl but you gotta just accept failures and move on. If you just want to text them and ur ugg, build up a good repertory of sexy pics from some Instagram hot boy and hitem up on tinder. I just use my real pics but whatever. Say whoa I like your earrings I gave my mom the same ones for her birthday or whatever. Then say snap me. And when they do send them something believable. Msg at 10pm not at 9am. Say you want to see their tattoos or body or that they look good in their underwear probably. And just tell them to show you. Then tell them what you want to do and do a dirtiest fantasy swap. Now a lot of chicks will bail at any of those points, but some will not. You would be surprised. Tell them you work in porn and they'll open up about crazy shit.

she wants something besides sex from you
like to use you

Ya'll dumb posting in a troll tread.

We're talking to each other not op.

Dude, my ex was chubby, I know what fat pussy looks like. Just accept that you're a chubby chaser, you mong.

Beat ya to it mate

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Fucking faggot my bitch weighs 120 pounds soaking wet with my cum. I ain't no chubby chaser I get prime pussy you get third world ugly.

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>"120 soaking wet"
>posting that picture
Okay buddy.

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This would be me too

She's just shy of four feet tall

Ohh, I get it, you're into midgets

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Kek. At least you’re trying

Its easy to turn on a fat pig op. You faggot

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Your stories falling apart

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>sexting instead of tapping hot pussy

lul