Heem

the call

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Eugene

War Machine is prison sounds like a straight to video movie where to ex pro fighter gets a life sentence, and the warden decides to pit him against the baddest dudes in the prison roman gladiator style.

Sights on Biscan

literally wgaf

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>flavor of the month mandrama

wgaf

>people thinkin Volkans death touch beats Jimi's death touch

When are you gonna start spamming your gay porn folder again?

For me, its dom cruz.

Justin Gaethje

>war machine getting life for doing absolutely nothing wrong
>his cheathing whore gf will still get paid to whore around despite being ugly af

its a sad sad world we live in friendos

>mandrama loser trying to frame me

loser

Tarec Saffiedine

Heeminder that you're a casual if you aren't on Mighty Mouse's side.

>getting life for doing absolutely nothing wrong
>that flag
>that topic

You eat monkeys. I can understand why you think battery, rape, kidnapping, and assault is "absolutely nothing wrong"

macaque btfo

>implying she didnt deserve every bit of it
You must make your wife's bull very pleased :^)

Got shitcanned into retirement by King Cody

If this were a different time I'd invade your favela on horseback

No youre a casual if you've never been to a ufc event. The more UFCs you've attended = the less casual you are.

I've been to 3 UFCs and I'm on Team Dana for this one. MM should be happy they give him a division and should man u and fight TJ.

>Cody actually managed to trick people into thinking he was the best fighter in his division

Have you painted your nails yet?

They gave Benavidez a division that Mighty Mouse took from him, you casual. Quit pretending that you aren't one when you've only been to 3 events from a single organization.

Do you have better angle ?

Yeah dude he totally demolished the then greatest fighter in the divisions history by praning everyone dude

Beat it

>They gave Benavidez a division
No they didnt they held a tournament that could have ended with uncle creepy as champ.

>from a single organization
Where did I say that?

Cruz 1 3 and 5
get in my guard faggot, see what happens

Cody had almost no footage of him fighting due to the quick knockouts, intentionally fought every fight besides the Cruz fight in a manner that kept how actually skilled he was hidden, had been watching footage of Cruz and gameplanning on how to beat him since high school, and joined the camp that has studied Cruz more than any other. If someone like Caraway fought Cruz in the same circumstances he probably would've won as well. Now the secret's out, which means Cody's never going to be as successful again.

i dont think cody is smart enough to do something like that friend
i actually believe cody being dumb af helped him winning
dude seems like one of the stupidest fighters on the roster, its a blessing that he wasnt shot growing up

who is your favourite female fighter? relegated to the ufc only.

Thats the most absurd thing Ive ever read and not because of your inability to distinguish which fighter youre talking about

Please have sex

Literally this.

>watching female fighters

mommy :^)

Cruz got his ass torn in those rounds other than the last

I'm not happy about JAson Knight fighting Ricardo lamas. I mean, if he wins, that would be amazing nd It will help his career just to be in there with lamas (unless he gets BTFO super hard) But I really dont think he has much of a chance of winning. My guess is he is trying to get in Dana's good graces, because dana has always said he loves exciting fighters who are willing to take any fight they can get. In fact, thats why he is so high on Baby Cynthia right now, cuz she filled in on short notice and won.

Lmao this the type of reddit dork that hates on Cody

>another brasilian roider
Can't wait for him to get USADA'd

>michael "mike" bisping has been the ufc middleweight champion for over a year

great sport

bless

>unironically liking cody
you cant be that dumb
or maybe you can and the reason you like him is because relate to his stupidness

>Cruz 1 3 and 5

>gameplanning on how to beat him since high school, and joined the camp that has studied Cruz more than any other.
95% of the reason he won right here.

Youre a dork loser with an oedipus complex and youre shittalking anyone?

Lmao @ ur """life"""

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>can't fight yoel til November because muh knee
>"If vitor wants a fight tell him I'm available buddeh"

Only bisping could make me feel bad for a Cuban roider

based

t. mad af moorboi

He won because he's better and knows how to deal with Cruz' meme shit. Cody is a legit outstanding boxer in MMA and a great wrestler. Why cant you bitter nerds accept that? Why was Cody able to do what no one else came close to doing what he did?

Just you're average bloke from manchester buddeh

say that to my face not online
ill pull guard on you so fast your head will spin boy

That's definitely the biggest reason, but you can't underestimate Cruz's inability to gameplan as well.

>Jason knight vs Jose Aldo is a possibility

HYPE

Hahahahaha but i thought Cruz was this epic genius smarter than that idot cody xD

You reddit dorks are pathetic. He gameplanned and he got shit on. Deal with it. His only excuse for that fight is injuries

*cringe*

How could he gameplan if he didn't have any information to gameplan with?

>aldo heemed by yet another young lion

whewlad

USADA
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He had plenty. All of Cody's fights are available online and through Fight Pass. This is the most pathetic excuse Ive ever seen. Youre making an excuse that Cruz hasnt even made

Youre also admitting that if you dropped Cody and Cruz into a street at random that cody would maul him

Lmao you fucking nerds

Every fight Cody had prior to his title fight was fought in an entirely different way than how he fought against Cruz. You must be some special breed of retard to have not noticed that.

Guys aldo got clipped it was bs

Holloway is #NotMyChampion

>and knows how to deal with Cruz' meme shit
And where do you think he learnt how to deal with it moron?

>aldo is deleted episode
sick of these reruns desu

>got clipped
>had the shit kicked out of him on the ground for almost 2 minutes straight

/heem/ meta theory:

>dockie despises MM and shits on him constantly because he looks like the real Adan's actual dad IRL

So youre saying fighters make different adjustments for who theyre fighting?? Oh my god!!!
Fucking dumbass

>where do you think he learned how to deal with it

His boxing background. Why has everyone before at TAM failed to touch him up that much? They had plenty of footage before. Youre a bitter nothing not giving credit where its due

aldo gets heemed whenever he faces a normal sizes human being

> Why has everyone before at TAM failed to touch him up that much?
Keep proving how much of a casual you are. Don't let me stop you.

Quit embarrassing yourself

LOL stay btfo you stupid bitch.

You can apologize to Cody when he knocks out Cruz next time

Samefagging this badly because youre a bitch dork loser Oedipus complex fag?

Cody humiliated cruz and made dorks like you cry.

That's embarrassing.

>All this sperging out and name-calling cause you're a spastic casual who can't understand a simple point

imagine being this assblasted

Stupid bitch getting triggered over namecalling. Typical redditnigger

nobody thinks you're funny

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>Jason Knight replaces Korean Zombie to fight Ricardo Lamas
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Cruz will always be /our guy/

Who knew manlets were always this angry.

Seriously, stop. I can barely even read your posts due to secondhand shame.

heem has one boy and one boy only

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Snooze got BTFO almost 6 months ago and the division moved on. Why are redditnigger nerds still crying and samefagging?

honor dis thread

if his fatass can make weight without dying than he can be our boy again

>People calmly discussing Cody and TAM
>The dockdwarf goes into autistic screech mode

You seriously can't make this up

5/10

>redditnigger losers say stupid shit and get BTFO

>muh dock dwarf

You can make this shit up because these losers have been doing it for months

>and the division moved on

The top 5 bantamweights haven't fought since m8

5/10 to yo mom mate

How does heem see Jason Knight vs Ricardo Lamas going?

>Expecting the dwarf to know this

Has nothing to do with what I said. Dont be a stupid redditnigger

Lamas gets choked out.

Whats it like knowing that a dwarf is not only more successful than you but also lives rent free in your heads?

Did I also mention cody utterly humiliated snooze in front of millions of people around the world?

I guess Lamas gets a close but clear decision and Knight learns a lot from the fight.

lol idiot

Dwarves are experts at mining for gold so it's kind of unfair really

He's not wrong, Aldo did look good, and saying he is shot diminishes Max's win

jason knight by horse submission

>An unfortunate injury to “The Korean Zombie” Chan Sung Jung has opened the door for surging featherweight contender Jason Knight to take a step up in competition as he faces Ricardo Lamas at UFC 214 in Anaheim.

UFC officials announced the new pairing on Tuesday.

Knight (17-2) has made quite an impact with his recent four-fight win streak, including two “Performance of the Night” victories against Alex Caceres and Chas Skelly.

Our BOY is fighting lamas lads

I like this a lot

Unless Jason has a retard chin he's probably gonna have some issues with aldo