*slaps your girlfriend's ass*
What do you do?
*slaps your girlfriend's ass*
Tyler Sanchez
Christopher Long
Troll him on Sup Forums
Henry Rogers
let him collapse under his own gravity
Ryan Hill
I just sit back relax and have a beer and a laugh as she beats the shits out of him.
Parker Russell
Slap his manboobies
Angel Cook
Did you see his mask? He's obviously with the elite hacker group Anonymous. I'd you even tried to troll him he would hack you faster than you could say sorry.
Ryder Hall
Tell him about Jesus Christ
Levi Gonzalez
*slaps his ass*
Grayson Lopez
Why yes! Only el33t hackers can get one of those masks! It comes with a membership card and a decoder ring.
Camden Brooks
I would first proceed by slapping my girlfriend harder on the ass; not so hard as to intimitate this newcomer, but hard enough to show him I mean business. After this, one of two things will occur:
1. He will acknowledge the futility of attempting to "out-man" me and end his worthless struggle.
2. He will accept this challenge and proceed to slap her harder on the ass.
If 1 our intraction need not continue. If 2 we continue to slap my girlfriends ass continuously until either one of us tires or her ass Is left a useless, pulpy mound. If the latter occurs, he can have her as I'm an ass man. If the former occurs and he wins he will naturally take my place.
Aaron Cooper
Just imagine two faggots slapping some girls ass like a drum to see who's manlier.
kek
William Ward
Juan Rodriguez
Watch her beat the shit out of him
James Butler
Is this not analogous to all competitions for the attention of women
Lincoln Rivera
*girlfriend slaps your ass*
*Initiates ass-slap triangle*
Brody Allen
Consider threesome
Gabriel Baker
>girlfriend
He hi fives me?
Liam Long
I will not forgive.
I will not forget.
He will expect me.
Xavier Martinez
Wait until he forms his own center of gravity.
Christian Bennett
i would pee on my gf to mark my territory
Ryan White
Show my face and watch the perp run off.