So Sup Forums, what are the most offensive jokes in you arsenal?
So Sup Forums, what are the most offensive jokes in you arsenal?
Caleb Allen
William Ward
How does a black woman fight crime?
>she gets an abortion
Colton Davis
>Two fags and two dykes race across country. who wins, the fags or the dykes ?
The dykes. They're doing 69 all the way, and the fags are still home packing their shit
Justin Martinez
Pathetic
>inb4 fag lol
Isaiah Reed
What's the difference between Santa and Jews?
>Santa goes down the chimney
Asher Cook
What do you call a woman with half a brain?
>Gifted
Anthony Kelly
What does a black man do after sex?
>25 to life
Hudson Turner
Hahaha shhhheeeeiiit
Jackson Murphy
I new i would offend someone. which are you, l g b t or some kind of fag they don't have a proper name for yet ?
Brayden Sullivan
What's about a foot long, stiff and makes women scream in the middle of the night?
>Cot Death
Nolan Stewart
I'm undecided about abortion
It gives women a choice, but it also kills babies
Daniel Nelson
It's funny cos it's true
Aiden Flores
How long does a black woman need to bring out the trash?
>9 months
Josiah Gonzalez
>new
Alexander Perry
Why did Suzie fall off the swing?
>She had no arms
Knock Knock
Who's there?
>Not Suzie
What did Suzie get for Christmas?
>Terminal Cancer
Zachary Young
Nice way to fuck up a good joke
John James
Antijokes are lame and uncreative
Connor Walker
Your lame and uncreative.
Jeremiah Jackson
Andrew Brooks
What's the difference between a faggot and a refrigerator?
>A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How do you fit 3 faggots on a barstool?
>You turn it upside down.
Ayden Collins
What do you call the guy with no arms or legs who comes in your mailbox every month ?
>Bill
Wyatt Jackson
>tfw no qt terminally ill armless loli gf
literally why even live
Leo Thompson
>So Sup Forums, what are the most offensive jokes in you arsenal?
What's black and yellow and screams?
A school bus full of niggers going off a cliff.
James Russell
Whats worse than the holocaust?
.
6 million jews
Angel Cook
Bretty good
Julian White
OP is straight and his mother is a saint
Nathaniel Roberts
>whats the best thing about fisting a pregnant chick?
free boxing glove
Jason Parker
How to get a gay guy to fuck a woman?
You shit in her cunt.
Camden Rogers
I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke
Isaiah Turner
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for 17 years
Asher White
Always heard it more like a rhyme. The dykes were lickety split while the fags were too busy packing their shit
Jayden Campbell
Hitler built the autobahn.
1 road > 6 million Jews.
Hitler did nothing wrong confirmed.
Luis Davis
What's red white yellow crawling up your woman's leg?
>homesick abortion
Henry Howard
They say there's safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews.
Juan Bailey
Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller?
She didn't either
David Moore
What's that sad part about 4 niggers driving off a cliff in a Cadillac?
>A Cadillac seats 5
Parker Nguyen
That mental image is horrifying.
Nicholas Ross
Orphanages are just lost and found for children
Landon Anderson
9/10 people enjoy gang rape
Eli Torres
Guy: My Stephen Hawking stopped working
Tech Support: Have you tried turning it on and off again.
Guy: Oh fuck
Dylan Moore
What do high school cheerleaders in Alabama say after sex?
>"Roll over Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes."
Grayson Cox
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive, because she is a woman.
Leo Perez
>Why don't jew's eat pussy?
It's too close to the gas chamber.
Sebastian Kelly
Warning: dead baby joke
What's the difference between loading a truck full of dead babies or loading a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't use a pitch fork for the bowling balls.
What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can?
1 dead baby in 10 trash cans
What's the best part about fucking twenty one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Joseph Torres
Man, you guys are quick. I've seen a lot of jokes about S.H and the guys hard drive didn't even have time to cool down.
Wyatt Nguyen
>Warning: dead baby joke
go back tumblr
Cameron Rivera
>You can't use a pitch fork for the bowling balls
You can with the right imagination
Chase Smith
why do jews have big noses ?
air is free
how to babysit young nig ?
wet his lips and stick him to the refrigerator
how to keep him from jumping on the bed ?
velcro on the ceiling
Brody Flores
Oliver Carter
The last time Stephen Hawking tried to drift, he went over his power cord.
Ryan Ward
>What's black, bubbles, and pecks on the glass?
A baby nigger in a microwave.
Caleb Lopez
How do you fit 6 miljon jews in a car?
2 in front 3 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.
Gabriel Kelly
Why are the soles of black people's feet white?
It is the only thing on them that work.
Carter Fisher
What's the difference between niggers and snow tires?
>Tires won't sing if you put chains on them
Charles Smith
I got a good knock knock joke but one of you guys will have to start it off for me.
Joseph Perry
You’re *
Joseph Martin
No, god forgot to paint them there when they stod upon all four.
Ryder Roberts
Love
Brandon Lewis
>What's the worst part about fucking an eight-year-old?
Cleaning the blood off your clown suit.
Noah Fisher
Knock Knock
Carson Mitchell
I was gonna make a gay joke...
But[t] fuck it
Alexander Price
*rotton. Com
Angel Moore
because there's a little good in everybody.
William Baker
KEK'D
Nolan Kelly
Who's there?
Oliver Price
>offesive jokes
Trap Arent gay
Oliver Hall
orange
Lincoln Rivera
>Not having a red clown suit
Pleb tier.
Jonathan Jones
niggers
mfw I just got played
Jacob Torres
Come in.
Brandon White
Orange who?
Benjamin James
Thank you.
I didn't think it'd work tbh.
Aaron Morgan
other way is better
Oliver Cook
Orange you glad i didn't say banana ?
Henry Lee
How did Michael Jackson get sick?
He ate a 12 year old wiener
Jonathan Wood
why not 10 trash cans in a dead baby?
Liam Jenkins
Good ol' Arizona Hot Pocket