>In the chilly, rough waters of the Aegean, tricky under the best of circumstances and downright treacherous in a flimsy migrant boat, a life vest can make the difference between life and death.
>But for the unlucky refugees who would have bought roughly 1200 life vests being manufactured in Izmir, Turkey, that was a false promise.
>The vests were fake, according to Associated Press, citing Turkish reports. They were made of a material that becomes heavy when soaked and would have caused their wearers to sink.
Do brown people not know how to back float or something?
William Smith
you can only do that for so long, especially if the sea is rough
Hunter Gonzalez
Brown people can't swim, the whole "longer limbs, smaller trunks and low IQ" thing again.
Anthony Martinez
>back floating in the high seas American every... Wait, it's the mediteranean, how are they managing to fuck it up in what is a massive lake full of garbage ? I hope they sell even more of these vests.
Bentley Peterson
It wasn't a manufacturing mistake. Those magnificent bastards
Robert Price
I thought shit floats? Really makes you think.
Gabriel Bailey
i dont know why this is so funny
Cooper Garcia
I got long limbs, a small trunk, a big junk and can swim very well, sand niggers and niggers are just too fucking retarded even desert animals swim better than them.
Landon Fisher
Blessed turkroaches, trying to protect the rest of europe, like a firewall
Robert Wright
Some people can not float. When I was a kid I would sink like a rock no matter what. I'm not sure if I can now or not though since I've gained a beer belly... and a belly or any fat is what floats.
These are some based Turks that made these sinking "life vests".
Eli Howard
I'm surprised I haven't heard of this idea on pol before. Brilliant.
Lincoln Parker
Well it makes sense that Erdogan would try and crack down on people preventing migrants from reaching Europe.
Julian Jackson
every animal can swim better than them
Ayden Adams
...
Andrew Ward
Turkey can poo in loo.
Nicholas Hughes
Down right brilliant
Evan Watson
I'm brown and have been able to swim since I was 4. My mother rarely made good decisions in regards to my upbringing but she felt that was a skill that I needed so I'm thankful for it. All the sand nogs on the other side of the world need to get their shit together. Or not, I mean I'm not opposed to Posiedon claiming these morons.
Grayson Walker
Nah, you're just too stupid to understand how to hold air in your lungs to change your buoyancy.
Ryan Rivera
-(European way of) Life Preservers-
Gavin Smith
These are good t*rks
Hope they make it out when Putin invades
Ian Ramirez
This, you take small quick breaths so your lungs stay full and buoyant.
Colton Hernandez
>tfw drown-proof
Justin Kelly
Why don't you Europeons offer turkey a deal for entrance to the EU. Turn back all the migrants and stop the Arab annexation of Europe and you get a 1 year trial membership. It can be revoked at any time if the terms are not kept and it will be decided at a later date to extend for another year based on the success of their performance. you guys need a solid buffer zone now
Jackson White
>They were made of a material that becomes heavy when soaked and would have caused their wearers to sink.
Roaches doing ethnic cleansing?
Isaac Lee
>allowing a country of 75 million muslim shitskins free travel in the EU
Really throwing fuel into the fire m8
Caleb Myers
>chilly, rough waters >Aegean
Joshua Russell
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Xavier Mitchell
>In the chilly, rough waters of the Aegean Only sandniggerrs could fuck up so bad that they drown in the only sea without a tide.
Carson White
Ayy
Brody Morgan
It's not even cold... It's a lukewarm sea with no waves ever, yet they drowned.
Anthony Turner
Why bother, it's not as if Canada has water in a liquid state anyways.
Levi Reyes
lol based turks. You'd think shitskins would feel right at home wearing vests that cause death though.
Colton Clark
Fake story from a satire site that gets posted every few weeks. And you fall for it every single time. Every time. Getting trolled by a Turk with the same troll over and over again until the end of time. Truly you are the master race.
Gavin Kelly
holy shit
Carson Hill
The welfare is always greener In somebody else's state You dream about going up there But that is a big mistake Just look at the world around you Right here on the ocean floor Such wonderful things surround you What more is you lookin' for?
Under the sea Under the sea Ahmad, it's better Down where it's wetter with your dead family. Up on the shore they work all day Out in the sun they slave away While we devotin' Full time to floatin' Under the sea
Brandon Sanders
>turn back the arab annexation of Europe >turn in the turk annexation of Europe
You can do the 'dead man's float' for as long as you want. It's literally like one of the first things you learn in swimming lessons. Not to mention it's even easier to float in saltwater, they just panic like sand noggs who have never seen open water because they come from the Godforsaken butthole of the Earth.
Can we get a kickstarter for these fake life vests? I know some are saying this story is fake but this is a brilliant idea.
Dylan Price
Not all turds are floaters, user.
Easton Morgan
Kek, little mermaid bantz.
Brody Peterson
top Kek
Jace Russell
This
I've started training early (football, basketball gymnastics, later martial arts) and I'm quite heavy because of muscle development. Never been able to float.
Cooper Martinez
you should've taken swimming lessons instead
Daniel King
s m h wordfilters to BAKA
The Sydney morning herald is a mainstream newspaper.
Liam Ross
>Aegean >chilly It's like 20 degrees Celsius during summer.
Xavier Thompson
No they panic because theyve never bathed before.
Dominic Watson
You better learn how to when your country floods in the next 10 years
