My gf wants to know what my favorite thing to masturbate to is

My gf wants to know what my favorite thing to masturbate to is

How do I explain loli to her without making her think I'm a creep?

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"cute anime girls" duh

lmao just say hentai its not lying cuz loli is a form of hentai

very carefully

say pov milf blowjob 4k hd 60fps threesome anal creampie interracial featuring gay retarded midgets

THIS. Do not tell her about the lolis unless you can slowly wean her into the idea. Is she a weeb as well?

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join my discord n post loli pls

how progressive

Just pretend to be a normalfag and say you fap to regular porn.
Tell her you fap to loli and she'd probably think you're either weird or a pedo or something.
>inb4 shes into shota

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If I'm going to build a life with this girl I need to be honest

No you do not.
I promise.
Ignorance is bliss is true for 99% of the population.

Dubs are truth!

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Another truthful dub!

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Is she into anime/manga crap? She might be able to get around it. Most people -cannot- separate loli from cp, there's no way to get around that.

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Loli is CP. Most loli is just traced CP

Yeah, well, thats just, like, your opinion, man

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Fucking idiot, either tell her it's loli, or admit to yourself that she isn't trustworthy, and lie to her.

Are you supposed to be making it less hot, or more hot?

You don't.

My gf is into weird stuff like me.
She also got me into wincest.

How do these 'artists' know what an underage pussy looks like? Think about it

Same, she likes loli's and role-playing as my sister... Shit is hot

uhh, medical journals? Other pieces of loli art? knowing how the human body ages/matures?

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They've met people like you

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I bet you think you're pretty clever. Fucking joking about pedophilia... pedos are fucking immature assholes. Grow up

Fucking immature assholes?
That's kinda the problem, isn't it?

learn to differentiate loliphile, pedophile, child rapist/molester/abuser. All different types of people

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Well just lie faggot
Are you retarded?

Just like marijuana leading to heroin

Loli leads to child rape

You don't do that, just say I jerk off to cute midgets. And if she 'what? You say 'y-y-you too.

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The thing is they all like children, in a sexual ways, doesn't matter if it's 2d,3d, or real children, is fucking disgusting.

user is on fire

Is that a fact?
What's the likelihood of it happening to me?

Kek A pedo with jokes.

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Not a pedo... But according to that other user... I'm infected with the loli, and it's going to make me into a pedo.

I don't consider myself a pedo either. I just like the way underage hairless pussies look. I would never fuck a little girl

WHOOOOMP

News flash, you build it on lies or you don't build it at all.
You're a creep for visiting this site.
If you're honest and your mate is not a creep as well, you're utterly, completely fucking up any chances for a normal life.

Life is a play, and you're an actor in it. Act normal.

My previous swole at your moral outrage, do it again.

You are a creep tho. Why lie?

Sorry then user, wait infected with loil? kek
It's like saying 'HE GOTS THE GAY!
Remember don't hurt him too much.

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Honestly, loli's are awesome, kids are disgusting little monsters.

Pray she's into it

Or

Make something up

In my experience, you're fucked, so make something up

Say it's her. And do try to keep a straight face.

Hope is he a creep?
That's like saying that jacking off in your sisters bed is creepy

Very accurate.

This sounds made tf up, but if not, jelly.

Fucking auto correct
"How is he a creep"

It's not, I've known her since high school though, that's why we get along so well.

It is creepy, faggot.

In what way?
It's not like she was awake!

You don't. You cover it up and keep it a secret because nobody will ever understand our kind.

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Not entirely true, but far safer.

100 years ago it was common for men to marry 12 year olds. Mating with the youngest girls is just biology

Sure bud, is not a moral issue, speaking for me, someone who is sexualy attracted to children is disgusting, don't give a fuck if it's bad or good, just disgusting.
>inb4 muh moralfag muh loli u normiee

But difficult if your cock is too big

Jesus fuck, you're so starving for attention. Here, now go away.

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Your killing me.

So... Let's make sure I understand properly; you came into this thread, of things you dislike, willingly... To be upset?

That's like saying, "How do I leave my wife for my bi coworker without breaking hey heart?"
Spoiler alert: You don't.

If I wanted attention, I'd have woke her up dicknipples, use that walnut of yours.

Work, trolling over. See ya

9 years olds can get pregnant. It's just biology

Can't if you want to be honest.

Just admit you're a pedo.

Did you never get curious as skid and find a girl your age who was curious too to play around with? My neighbor and I showed each other our junk as kids.

You just pull a chad and show her a pair of some tits you don't fap to and Beta-beat it in secret.

>being this autistic

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Same way you know what an underage dick looks like. They were women and remember how they looked when they where younger. Assuming all pedos are dudes is sexist, it's the current year after all.

>degenerate trash passing judgement
It's almost cute.

its not illegal to look at little girls pussy
when summer comes just go on the beach and there will be some naked little girl playing around

Way too specific, calling the cops.

Present your evidence or cease your argument you retarded faggot, I have never met anyone who liked loli that also enjoyed CP or ever fantasized about children. Anime makes everything fuckable, but I guess that possibility went over your fucking head, didn't it? K.Y.S

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too close to home?

What's "cute" is that you deemed it necessary to respond to someone you consider "degenerate trash". Please post a link when you livestream your suicide, preferably 10-20 minutes prior. I need time to make popcorn.

tell her ur an pedo

Tell her that loli is hentai version chibi, more cuter.

if you wanna see it that badly type family nudity in google images and you will be able to draw it too

And get lube, some of us are into the whole "Virginia draws first blood" thing

>hurt feelings
lol

"Virgin"
Why is auto correct hell bent on keeping me from saying what I want?

Oh no, local cops won't do for this sick fuck, we need the feds.

when my girlfriend told me she liked loli it was pretty shocking but if she is a good woman she will stick with you like i did with my woman

i know your here mr meanie, stop yelling at lolicons

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just say you like jacking off to her

tbh if you like shit like this you are sick and need help
if your gf is normal she will think so too

"He talked on the interwebs mister FBI"
Convincing, compelling and sure it will work..

You seem scared enough to try and sarcasm your way out of it. Hope you're behind 7 proxies, kid.

I got one earlier, might have been him... That was gold

user stop giving this faggot (you)

are you like 5

don't pick on the lolicons please

I'm not that user, I'm pointing out that it's fucking retarded.

i got him to encourage me to rape children is his loli is cp and evil thread

But...I just got back from work, and he always takes the bait, he's too dumb to know better. (Deck hand, so it's sporadic)

>60fps

What kind of console shit-tier plebiscite are you?

You were encouraged to rape children
His loli is coming, and this thread is evil?
I'd that what you meant to say Boomhower?

I fucking hate my phone
Auto correct makes cp into "coming".... Just... How?

what

what?
Life must be real joy with that stick shoved up your ass.
Looking forward to your snarky bullshit reply.