We all have secrets what are some of yours Sup Forums

we all have secrets what are some of yours Sup Forums

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I like popping zits and having mine popped.

I love sending guys nudes for either games or amazon cards :-[

i love somebody whose name or face i don't even know

>stole black roommates dirty boxers and sniffed them and rubbed them on my face while fingering my ass

do you show your face?/ Would you ever fuck an older man for money?

I actually showed my face a few times after the guys showed me dick lmao. I'm a virgin sadly which is hard to believe considering i show my body to dudes just to play videogames :-1

selling videos online of me cumming on my teen daughter while asleep

I like to clean my earwax with a narrow metal screw (helps to scoop it out in the most efficient way). Then I put it aside, and when I decide to clean my earwax again, I clean dried earwax from that screw with my nail, as I turn it with my fingers, and it falls off. Helps to get my ear insides clean, way better than shitty q tips.

>pic related

Am I the only one who does this?

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How old are you? Pics pls.

I am skilled with virgins.

I'm 18

I’m going through a rough patch of depression and have to genuinely think hard for a reason to wake up in the morning. Medication doesn’t help and I don’t have anyone to turn to or talk to. No one knows how often I have to push the thought of suicide or self harm out of my mind

tricked my sister to masturbate with me on skype, to this day she doesn't know it was me

smoke some bud

I'm addicted to pulling out the hair that grows on my chin with tweezers

>trying to recover from sissy hypnosis
>show up to fantasy football draft
>get drunk and stoned with all the boys
>realize i'm the only girl at the party

He rolled trips, now you have to show pics

how much would you charge for your virginity? everyone has a price

feet

I don’t smoke or drink. Working in retail, you can tell who does smoke.. they small pretty bad, I don’t want that

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no fucking shit! post pics or gtfo

I highly doubt youre in Florida my man

i ask my mom for weed all the time is it weird???

Anything with pus is fun popping

throwaway mail?

Looking for any games atm?

Story?

>aunt not related to me by blood
>one of those really nice innocent types
>lots of hugs growing up
>one day mom just left for something she had to do and aunt was gonna go home
>she knocks on my door, i open up, she doesn't walk in but lets me know she's going soon
>goes in for a hug and i'm a raging dick right now so i pull her in my room and she laughs it off at first but timidly sits on my bed after a bit
>take off pants, put it in her mouth but she doesnt really know what to do with it and unsure and tells me we cant
>push her down on bed take off her clothes and just start fucking her
>it was all a blur just rough raw fucking my aunt
>after a few times, she gets up, doesn't say a thing, gives me a kinda painful smile and leaves

i feel like shit about it and we haven't gotten anywhere close in proximity since

Ive recieved many promotions and raises over the past 3 years because I suck my bosses dick on demand. I'm not gay but in 3 yeara ive increased my pay by six figures and have much better benefits

Yes sir :-)

Thank you. Wow.

well, florida is nice for vacation

one time i posted in a data harvesting thread. where all your secrets are tied to your i.p to better fill your personality profile.

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>Be you
>Raped your aunt
Holy fucking shit user, you really fucked up big time m8

I sell experimental russian drugs to kids in my uni, not regulated so it's legal, little bit less than a dollar for a pill

>be user
>post about crime commission on 'user' website
>release date 2030s

I want to fuck a hot White trap with a fat ass

I second this

What kind of drugs? Effects?

basically long story short, found a phone in a restaurant, after no one searched for it after some time bought a new number (pretty cheap in my country) and started trolling people i know. one thing led to another and i wanted to try my sis and see how does she act with strangers online. it was really interesting and a turn on, i could do anything i wanted as long as i make sure i don't get caught. we started heavy texting and then i got an oportunity to try and cross a line a bit and it was a success. we started sexting after a while which lead to that skype call

>Be Uber driver cuz student loans
>Married
>Working in Philadelphia on St.Patricks Day
>Pick up a chick at a bar near downtown
>She gets in the back seat, super drunk, starts telling my she's in a polygamous relationship
>Didn't get a good look at her when she got it, ask her if she wants to come up front
>Stopped at a light, she gets out and gets into a front seat
>Fucking 10/10, green eyes, D cups
>She keeps talking about her sexcapades, I ask her if she's in the mood for a quicky
>Did i mention I'm married?
>We get to a side street in philly, and I turn into a parking lot
>She pulls up her top, I whip it out and tell her to suck it
>after 10 seconds of the hardest sucking I've got in awhile, I tell her to turn around
>I go in raw, start pulling her hair and fucking her head into the passenger side window
>bust a massive nut
>proceed to take her home
>drop her off
>call it a night after that

Now i'm here wondering if she remembers and/or got knocked up

oh yea, you posted pics b4 and got us all banned cuz she is 17

Noopept, sold as a dietary supplement. It gets you energetic and concentrated, kinda like coke without the shitty side effects, dilated pupils and everything. It helps the guys in Law School to study

Any known long term effects?

currently in exile in Seattle after my family disowned me due to an incident with my sister. originally from Michigan then went to live with my aunt and uncle in California before I saved enough to move here.

i don't believe that was me. i did post her but not here, and my sis is actually 19

oh sorry but his story was very similar, exactly the same even

If you're willing to skype for it, leave a way to get in touch.

Yoga, any type of activity, join up 2ith aa or na. Ppl there genuinely want to be your friend nd help you grow

How did she rate your uber lift?

Oh I hope you impregnated her!!! :)

Helps to preserve the neurones, no one has ever had a bad long term side effect as far as I know, not even an overdose

my secret is that I am a recovering sex addict who has recently started fucking a hot 18 yr old from work. Even though I'm much older and fucking no better. Anyhow, turns out she miscarried and fingered me as the guy. I don't believe her. She is a total slut.

Id rather send stuff through kik or snapchat first.

I do have hobbies but it’s lack of motivation and energy so I kind of can’t do them very often. I’ve never heard of those groups before, in a small nowhere place in the uk

She gave me a $2 tip (LOL), but the reviews are anonymous unless they mention something specific, which most people don't.

Lucky bastard. Happy St. Pat's Day indeed.

do you remember what was posted and how she looked?

Any chance to get something like this in EU? Lithuania, to be precise.

Shit's made in Russia, check if it's regulated in your country, you can buy it online from Russia, India or Canada

Googled it, turns out it's being sold legally in stores. Will definetly check this shit out. Thanks user. :D

You'll have to buy the pills to put it in as well, unless you want to snort it

yeah, but don't tell the fbi. she was from Oz

this but my nose hairs

Go for it, I never study sober, this shit's changing my life and I'm making some bucks out of it

I feel that I have enough potential to boost my buisiness income, but I lack the energy, and it may be a tool that I needed.

sure, I can work with that. for a $5-$10 game pics will be fine, but a pricier one will require watching live.

ausfag reporting in. pls more information

This pic is from another thread that 404d. You fucking morons. Holy shit. Bwahahaha!!!!!

sorry i don't get that

I got kicked out of my house when my mom walked in on my sister giving me a bj

I got money...

He's not. I am. Miami what's up?

hmm im addicted to porn and have had sex with 3 different transexuals off backpage multiple times

throwaway mail or snapchat?

My mother sent me to my dad's every weekend despite fully believing that he was getting me drunk and raping me. Both of them were raging alcoholics that split up when I was little, and I'd occasionally hear her on the phone with him after she thought I was asleep angrily accusing him of it and telling him how much she hated him. But she'd also (much more angrily) tell him that when it was the weekend I was his problem and that she needed the break, so she needed him to stop it so he didn't get in trouble and make her, quote, "do this all by myself".

She has no idea I knew that she thought that, and I was young enough that it didn't hit me right away what was wrong, but as the years went on and she kept dropping me without so much as seeing me to his door it dawned on me more and more how fucked up she was.

The funny thing is she was half right. We got drunk almost every single weekend starting when I was in middle school, which is just objectively terrible parenting. But my mom got drunk all the time too, and was always a bitter angry resentful drunk who was constantly picking fights with everyone. My dad never hit me, or yelled at me, or touched me or abused me in any way. We'd just get wasted and marathon a bunch of cheesy horror movies and b sci-fi stuff every friday and saturday night until he'd order pizza or chinese food and I'd hide from the delivery guy so they wouldn't see an obviously drunk child chilling on the couch. It was pretty much the highlight of my week for years and years.

My father passed away a few years ago (because your liver can only take so much kids), and now my mother occasionally tries to tearfully draw what "really happened" out of me, telling me that she saw signs of abuse and the more she thinks about it the more she can't believe she didn't realize it sooner and blah blah blah.

I've thought about making up some outlandish depraved stuff just to mess with her, but honestly I don't want to give her closure.

you would if you wer from Ozlanddude was using kik with his 17 yo sis, got her to cam with him. Had some amazing pics and I guess he had vids but didn't want to do vola

Lmao its me pal

no sorry, as i said it was skype. deff not me

i know you are a fageet

Spilledcanvas is my snapchat :-)

Ayy i go to Miami sometimes for family!!!

i'm freaking out that CL casual encounters has been shut down -- i've been using it for sex for almost 20 years. so much pussy, lost like tears in rain.

used my niece for a while

what did she do on the Skype?

what was incident?

I am one of (((THEM))) but I role play on Sup Forums All day.

i fucked an autistic guy, his parents got told and i said it was date rape

we masturbated together

More information please... ages, gender etc.

are you m or f? tell story of first time with father

i've spent almost three thousand dollars on cocaine over the last month. waiting on reup right now.

I'm addicted to shoving things up my ass while I masturbate... I'm 16

I used to get on Omegle quite often to masturbate for guys when lonely. Something about it was just so thrilling and intriguing to me.

>I’m a ponyfag and have around 200 gigs of clop

do you shoot it?

Coke is a fucking bitch to quit when I tried

I think constantly about driving to the Carolinas, far away from all of my family and friends, and just drowning myself in the ocean. I think one day I might actually do it.

are you m or f? when was the last time you did it? how did you choose the guys?

I'm a guy, I was 17 he was 18. I kinda wanted to fuck him for the longest time. so one day we were sitting in the spa and i told him that anal felt super good two hours later had im bent over on my bed fully lubed up. stuck it in hard gave him the reach around until he came all over my sheets. he told his parents and they contacted me (mostly because they didn't think their son was gay) and i freaked and said that i was drunk and asleep and he got me hard and sat on it... I haven't spoken to him since