Twins @ Mariners Game Thread

>HANIGER REHABING IN TACOMA EDITION

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Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

Hi =D

go min twins

I'm low key pretty excited to see Berrios pitch this series

Also felix still a shit

Fuck you, he's one of the best in bball history.

Lets go Ms

>Paxton pitching

oh baby

>Bill Krueger in the booth
>still the first inning

giv BONE pls

Whenever we play the twins, it reminds me of 2012-2013 when there were a shit ton of Minnesota tripfags for some strange reason

I miss nigbot and his autistic OC

>Curtis Crabtree @Curtis_Crabtree
>Jean Segura reportedly signing a 5-year, $70 million extension with the Mariners w/ $17 million option for 2023.

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Based Tyler O'Neill

POST
YOUR
BEER
HERE

Hmm interesting. So do you guys think this means JeDi will hold off on blowing up the team this season?

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CANO BLAST

I wouldn't be so sure.

I think everyone besides Segura, Cano, Paxton, Haniger, and Kyle Lewis are expendable. Maybe Seager, but I feel like his contract and defensive performance as of late may make him a trade bait candidate. Segura and Haniger are young enough and have a ton of control now. Paxton has taken the Ace spot, so we wouldn't let him go either. With Cano and Cruz a

The team needs to get younger and the farm still needs a lot of work. The way I see it, after 2018 the window is closed and the rebuild will begin.

ROBBIEEEEEEEEE

ROBINSON!

>the frozen ghost village of Minneapolis

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WOO

MARINERS!!

*With Cano and Cruz as leaders, a young team could flourish if a rebuild happens. they are just the guys to lead the team.

forgot O'Neill. Don't think the Mariners will let him go either.

He just hit a grand salami in Tacoma btw

>JUST

tfw cant watch rainiers games for free anymore cus they patched the fence around the hill outside right field...
my old man said it used to be called "tight-wad" hill cuz some folks were too lazy to pay the 5 buck ticket in the day.

hey seattle, we're cooler

>giving up a 3 run hr to ketel one

>Seattle's meth addict little brother

>literally smells like shit all the time

youtube.com/watch?v=uw_3aC-avjc

Who /????/?

would rather drink a 2-11

nice catch, jimmy

Without zooming in at the pic, I thought it was a bikini on a can

an armed robbery??

explain yourself, please =|

that's marketing right there in action

I feel bad for you, really, I do ;_;

your drink of choice would make your forefathers roll in their graves.

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my ancestors were teetotaler Mormon gits

so, yeah.. you're probably right

MARINERS!
In the lead!

looks fancy for a tallboy
what's it taste like?

Are you a negro?

bad for the first few sips then they start to feel like theyre worth 1.50

it has exceptionally smooth flavor thanks to it being slow brewed
perfect for getting drunk with your other 16 year old friends in a park or blacking out nightly when youre 45

no just an alcoholic house painter that lives by 7-11

Post Gracious White Skin Or Git The Fuck Out

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Honestly I thought he was gone after this season. Shit, Haniger and a couple years of Segura was bretty gud for Walker. Not that Walker is terrible.

I'm a Twinkie who lives in a ROOT area where I get M's games ;_;

can someone tell me about the season and if the Twins are getting better?
>this game not withstanding

see We got him for $14 mil a year when he could have easily got 17-18 on the open market.

Segura and Haniger now have a combined 11 years of control, with a potential extra year of Segura if the mariners pick up his 6th year option

>out in the 3rd inning
wew

Thanks Taijuan!

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pls hit .240 for the season, Zuni

pls

They still suck
Where do you live

Oh wow that's awesome. I was afraid he was gonna stink because muh Safeco effect, but he's been great.

kingdome rebuild when

Pax, pls

This is a bit of a side tangent, but Salk just tweeted out this, in regards to the big Key Arena press conference tomorrow:

>Mike Salk@TheMikeSalk
>My understanding is that there will be a heavy NHL presence in attendance at the press conference tomorrow.

Boise

all purpose seattle coliseum when

Until something actually happens, meh

STOP HITTING DYSON REEEEEEE

/nba/ and /hoc/ when??

COME ON DANNY V!!!

SO CLOSE

when the other "chris hansen" pays for the viaduct

/hoc/ within the next 5 years
/nba/ won't happen for a long time

DANNY V!!!

DANNY

DANNY BOY!!

DAN THE FUCKING MAN

wew

holy fuck what a nightmare

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this is revenge for that game last year where you scored 7 runs on Felix.

didn't people want to release valencia in april

>pinch runner already

KEK

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SEAG SMASH

WELP

JUST

yes. he was awful
i like this danny better

Have the mariners filled up the run quota for the month?

ill fill you up little buddy

Nice town

it's got a little bit of everything, but still very small

>and it's just a little bit weird

Hit Dyson, they'll kill your pitcher

Pretty based bill Krueger story

MARINERS!!!

>that mullet

Why are the starters still in. Surely 9 runs is a safe enough lead.

Zunino is getting bullied by Twins batters tonight

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hah, better leave now if you seattle fags dont wanna miss the bus home cus the train has already done its final run.

POSITION PLAYER PITCHING
YES YES YES

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