Posting a few pics of this convo. Dubs decides what I say

Posting a few pics of this convo. Dubs decides what I say.

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They let you pick your dick size, I went with the "coke can"

But yeah if you want I could get some of my brother's sperm and inject it in my balls so we could fuck.

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I kept my tits tho if you want to jiggle them

Kek do it op

sexual intercourse with your butthole bitch

rolling

rolling on a roll

''Unfortunately there was no balls option so is pretty much just a dick. But I can cum tho''

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Winrar

deliver

CHECKED

Roll

There was already a win you blind faggot

that's not how this works champ

The things I most enjoy are pissing in bushes, being logical, and chatting up dumb whores.

Do you want to have dinner sometime? On me.

Thats exactly how roll threads work. Other user got dubs first. No other replies till op delivers.

Rerawl

Rererawl

dubs bitches

not the greatest, but thats how the game goes.

Last try

>2016 ironic poster tries to tepp me how Sup Forums works
k.

Ok please explain to me how a roll thread works then? Cus according to you I'm wrong.

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She thinks I’m fucking trans and wants to know peeper size.

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I asked them to double-size me. I’m now 4”.

send dick pic

tell them you picked the asian model. 2"

It's 9.5 inches

Reroll for this

This

"How about you find that out yourself? ;)"

It's fucking huge. And since I don't ejaculate I can keep it going all night.

Would you like to see my minecraft youtube videos where I talk about anime and my waifus?

When I cum it looks like cake batter.

...

That

should probably add a winky face tbg

I want to fuck you with my fake cock

Its like 9 inches, so I am still working on walking normally.. also completely addicted to stroking it, especially in public places

its normal size 5", but if I press a (cough!) special place, it can be a different size.

(don't say which size, millk her curiosity, let another user move it forward)

Dubs get

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I picked the "Anus Destroyer" size

It transforms to any size. I call it Cocktimus Prime.

no problem, everything about this has been weird, but I found out weird is just coolness(use your own adjective, I'm old) before I take it all in.

If you're free i can show you how fun it can be

Waste of dubs by this bitch

Tf do you respond with “oh wow”

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You really dont know what your missing... but i can show you

I have some STDs i can spare btw

>If you're free i can show you how fun it can be

Something feels a bit off here

dont use dont use

Muh sides

fucking niggers

its alright, but its moment has passed.

>fucking niggers
niggers and faggots, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ?

It's also good for slapping a bitch on the side of the face.

Show tits

"Oh Wow" just gave me a chub.

oh wow is what you'll say when you see my freak robot cock you fat cunt fuck you for not wanting to suck my trans cock kill yourself with your dads dick

oooooohhhhhh yeeeeeaaaahhhhhh

did you just make a big O with your mouth ?

check the dubs

shit shiT ShiT SHITTTTTT!!!!

I kekd

Fucking yes

and you called me a nigger ?

roll

I'm waiting OP...

Holy shit that’s funny

checked

I accidentally slapped my dog Chester in the face with it once and he took a nip at it. Had to have it replaced with a dog bite proof sheath.

Op is kill

ITT: OP chooses between being a Faggot or a ManTrap

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I've been in love with a lesbian girl for more than 4 years. She was a very close friend of mine and loved me a lot, but wouldn't date me because of her sexual orientation. Now she is suffering from AIDS because of her homosexuality is in on her deathbed. Her only wish in life was to see the vagina of a hot girl. I really want to help her fullfil her wish. Can you send a picture of your vagina so I can show it to her before she dies?

Self rerolling

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So close

What are the odds

Oh my

Come on OP. Deliver you fuck.

Thread is dead

You'll be saying that tonight ;)

he won't, the one time my dubs actually mean something and of course he pusses out

Man that wave just before made me a little sad.

show tit and a show u dic

I dare you to say "Oh Wow" when it is staring you in the face.

Today, as he is so many days, OP was a faggot.

Delivar cunt.

>dubs decides
>continues posting screencaps of whatever the fuck he wants to say
>ignores winrars entirely
SAGED

dude, you gotta post this, dubs decree

OP ded F for thread