Covert Operation Thread

Covert Operation Thread
I'll start
>be me
>Freshman in college
>Decent 8/10, majoring in Political Science
>Roommates are all sub 5/10, so they cling to me as their only source of women
>Hosting party in apartment with Trevor, Styler, and Greg helping out
>Got the sodas all set out (no alcohol on campus), 3 minutes and counting
>9 o clock rolls around
>50 people show up in the first 5 minutes
>Suddenly 10/10 shows up
>Her name is Kimberly
>Be normal in chatting with her but my mind is going a million miles an hour
>Hatch a plan to get her nudes
>Call roommates together for secret meeting

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>majoring in political science
You're retarded.

pics or didn't happen

roll it OP

>Tell plan to Greg and Styler, Trevor is *ahem* busy
>Go back out to party
>Being the 8/10, I'm the most likely to get her number without her minding too much
>Start talking to her
>People are milling around us, dancing and screaming sometimes
>Someone brought alcohol but no one is telling the good kiddos so we're still set
>"Hey, so I was hoping you could help me out with homework?"
>"I would user, but I'm taking nursing and you're in Political Sciences"
>Uhh.jpg
>"well I was thinking of changing my major, could I get your number and you send me some work to see if I feel up to it?"
>She agrees
>As soon as her phone is in my hand, I shoot a look at Greg
>Greg hits the deck, and starts howeling in pain.

>I finished suma cum laude
>In political science
...
>Nice story bub i will pay you 8.59$ an hour to flip these patties

You're a 3/10 at max you gimp

>Trevor comes running through the crowd to me and Kimberly
>"It looks like Greg broke his ankle"
>I turn towards Kimberly
>"I have the campus nurses number on my phone, can I use yours to call?"
>"Sure user"
>"Can you come help out cause we need some professional hands on this situation?" Trevor asks her
>"Oh sure thing" she says blushing
>Bingo
>Go directly to her photos, and mass airdrop her entire "deleted photos" album to my phone
>Call Styler to make it look like I'm doing something
>Didn't expect him to pick up but he does
>"Dude, what is it? I'm getting a blowjob right now what's you're deal?"

Keep going OP

bump

roll it fam

MOAR

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interesting, care to explain the airdrop idea? does it say it was sent somewhere on her phone? Explain!

>"Oh hi nurse *inaudible coughing because Kimberly is walking back*, we seem to have a broken ankle here at this party"
>Styler senses something is off but rolls with it
>"Uh sure dude, where are you at?"
>give apartment number
>Kimberly is standing there in front of me
>Get soooo turned on by this situation of me having her phone for some reason
>She asks for it back and tells Styler that it's a sprain at worse
>"Uh okay just put some ice on it *click of hanging up*"
>Cringe inside but can't wait to look at these photos
>Wait until party is over
>As the last of the people are going home, I chance a glace at the pics
>They're all hued red
>Close up my phone and decide to look at it later
>Kimberly is the last to leave for some reason
>Leans into my ear and whispers
>"I know what you did getting my phone like that. My friend saw you."
>Blood is at absolute zero
>"Tell anyone what you see and you're dead." She says
>She kisses me on the cheek and walks out

I was believing it till now.

If I was you I would've aborted at that point boyo

>I finally get alone and pull out my phone
>I start looking through all her deleted pics
>Nothing good just deleted selfies
>So I open deleted videos
>First one I open up is her using phone to insert tampon
>It shows her actually stuff it up inside of her
>Then another one she has two tampons in!
>She keeps going three tampons and she is moaning and grunting
>Then something terrible happened
>Out shoots the three tampons and a BABY!
>The video ends but they have lots of pics
>Its her chasing around the bloody baby
>He can run and he can run fast
>I guess blood got on camera lens and thats why they have a red hue

>Head to bathroom right after door shuts to fap my mind out
>Open photos and take a closer look
>Almost vomit
>The first photo I opened up too was a severed finger
>The second was a naked body, female, but not Kimberly's, that was headless and missing many fingers and toes
>It was on a metal table
>Third was a video of Kimberly taking a scalpel to the body
>The forth was a medical examination of the torso and limbs
>Mfw these are her gross anatomy study
>Mfw all the videos in her deleted album were of her gross anatomy
>...
>Mfw I still jerked off to them
>Never spoke to her again or showed my roommates

This is the shittiest erotic fiction ever.

Even in your fantasy you're only an 8/10?
Even in your fantasy you're a unemployment major?

Get fucked and get a real degree.

Actual op btw

It's a thing apple phones do. You can send pictures and other media right to other phones in your direct vicinity, sorta like the same technology that the Nintendo DS system had

Its true Im his roomate this is one of the pics its her chasing the blood baby

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