>Unironically Loved The Dark Knight Rises
>Unironically Loved Star Wars The Force Awakens
>Unironically Loved Intersellar
>Unironically Loved Jurrasic World
>Unironically Loved Krampus
>Unironically Loved Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters
>Unironically Loved Jack the Giant Slayer
>Unironically Loved Independence Day 2
>believes in Ghosts
>Shills and kisses Max Landis's ass
>constantly drunk and falls asleep during movies then blames the movie when he missed something
>too stupid to pay attention to scenes
>Unironically hates good movies like Boyhood, The Blair Witch Project, and El Topo
Why do you worship this autistic hackfraud, Sup Forums? He's as bad as Moviebob or Jeremy Jahns. I could understand liking Rich or Jay. But Mike has become the autistic grandpa of the group.
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>liking Rich
he's literally a self important manchild
he's painful to watch whenever he isn't laughing at something
you have to be literally, figuratively and abstractly autistic to like that hairless manbaby
mfw people think Rich and Jessi are different people
Why is it that the fanbases of these "friend simulator" kinds of groups like RLM, Mega64, or Sleepy Cabin always argue over who's the best vicarious friend?
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Stop saying 'unironically'.
Seems like you know a lot about them OP. There's nothing like a love/hate fan who ingests media they dislike because they secretly hate themselves.
>hates El Topo
What?
>good movies like Boyhood
Ewwwww
>good movies
>like Boyhood
Lost me there
in botw he said he hated el topo
it was during The Jar bit
Krampus was good, though, and Boyhood was shit.
Otherwise I agree, I suppose people like him because of his personality rather than his taste.
don't bash based rich
>unironically thinking that your subjective opinion is objective
Mike is the best part of RLM, then jay. Everyone else is either boring or an annoying cunt (ie jack and rich)
Who cares what films mike likes, at least he explains why he likes/dislikes them, unlike you who just states that 'x movie is objectively good'
>I suppose people like him because of his personality rather than his taste.
This. It's the same with all critics really.
>still pretending that El Topo si good
>likes Star Trek
>surprised he liked Interstellar
Only cynical people that want all sci-fi to be hard science hate that movie.
For someone who seems to clearly hate RLM, you sure do know a lot of information about RLM you fucking worthless faggot.
Does that even need to be answered? Because the type of people that argue over that kind of thing clearly have no real life friends. It's not complicated.
>believes in Ghosts
Do they really?
Patreon (aka e-welfare) is simply not conductive to artistic creativity.
>I like feces because of its nutty bouquet
Brava, Mike! Brava!
In the review of that movie about Paranormal cops he goes on at length about how he likes watching 'true story' ghost/possession programs and he's knowledgeable about the methodology of exorcism.
I assume that's what OP is talking about
>Independence Day 2
>Jurrasic World
>Krampus
There was literally nothing wrong with either of those. They were exactly what they intended to be and I was never bored watching them. The rest kinda lame though.
>Max Landis
He made Westling isn't Wrestling, which is great fun.
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But Sup Forums said it was good.
Just Mike.
Mike has said he finds paranormal research interesting but has never said he believes in ghosts.
>for someone that hates Hitler, you sure do know a lot about Hitler.
No shit, people find out shit about infamous people
>Unironically Loved Star Wars The Force Awakens
I love how this triggers the autists here
Rich is the most tolerable one of them. He's actually funny, which is the most important thing in shitty youtube reviewers.
Thanks
But he does have that horrible laughter that sounds like a koala being tortured
Even South Park admitted it sucked. When you're disagreeing with South Park, then you know you're the wrong side of history.
*mic drop*
>He's actually funny
No, he just swings the most and occasionally gets a hit. Then he drives that hit into the ground
>Jack the Giant Slayer
i cant go into detail why
but i will let you know that i have an unending, and incredibly hatefueled rage towards this movie and all the people involved with it
i wish fucking death and hell upon them for making this piece of ultimate fucking crap and wasting so much money
i cant begin to describe how this movie makes me fucking feel and the mere fact it exists is a constant reminder of broken dreams and promises and things to come, i wish it had never been made and i wish it never even got thought of, this stupid fucking piece of shit worthless fucking move
i cant fucking take it
South Park also thought Hillary was going to win and look at what happened.
Nobody at RLM is famous, let alone infamous, you autistic fuck.
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>Were literally so triggered by Hillary losing that they're taking a month off videos to "recuperate"
That's just an excuse they made up because they're lazy.
They're currently editing both a Half in the Bag and Best of the Worst.
Wut
>month off videos
>November 7th - Half in the Bag: Dr. Strange
>November 9th - Land of the Dead and the Social Commentary of George Romero – re:View EXTRAS
>November 18th - Half in the Bag: Arrival
>November 20th - Best of the Worst: Plinketto #3 (Mike, Jay, Rich, Max Landis)
>November 22nd - re:View: Black Narcissus (Jack & Mike)
>November 25th - Half in the Bag: Bad Santa 2
>November 28th - Previously Recorded: Super Metroid—Is it the worst game of all time?
>November 30th - Fletch Commentary
>December 1st - re:View: The Dekalog (Rich & Jack)
>December 5th - Half in the Bag: Jackie/Planetarium *Rich as guest*
>December 7th - re:View: Saving Private Ryan (Mike & Jay)
>December 11th - Best of the Worst: Mike's Christmas Package (Mike, Jay, Rich, Jessi)
>December 13th - PG the 13th
>December 15th - RLM Diversity University with Mike & Rich
>December 17th - Previously Recorded: Super Star Wars feat. Mr. Plinkett
>December 18th - Half in the Bag: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story *Rich as guest*
>December 19th - Clickbait Hellscape
>December 20th - Gremlins Commentary/Gremlins 2 Commentary
>December 26th - re:View: Die Hard (Mike & Rich)
>December 28th - Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #13 (Mike, Rich, Colin, Jim)
>December 31st - Half in the Bag: 2016 wrap-up
Please keep adding more videos every time you repost this.
I love how these fanfiction dossiers are different every time
>>November 28th - Previously Recorded: Super Metroid—Is it the worst game of all time?
Kek I wouldn't even be surprised if this actually happens. Rich and Jack have some of the absolute worst taste in video games ever.
you forgot the full-length reading of Mein Kampf on December 3rd
>(Rich & Jack)
So in the next month they're going to do more videos than they have in the past three?
ok....
Krampus was great you fucking pleeb.
Mike voted Trump
This is pasta now, in case it wasn't before.
Source?
I'll wait.
I called him yesterday and asked who he voted for and he yelled MAGA
>Wrong side of history.
They all have absolutely horrendous taste and it becomes more and more apparent the more you watch their videos.
I have no clue why so many people suck their dicks.
I'm Mike and can confirm
he's amazing on BotW
elsewhere he can be a little annoying/too nerdy.
Why is Mike such a cunt?
this thread needs some RLM webms
I've never watched one of these shows before. I'm not autistic enough
Slav genes
This fucking lists is getting longer with each thread. A couple more and they are going to have to release two vids per day.
>December 15th - RLM Diversity University with Mike & Rich
kek
Because when the show is getting stale someone makes fun of him, nothing more.
I just presumed it was just shilled here on Sup Forums. I watched one episode and thought it was crap.
They rated the hobbit and it made me cringe.
Never watched it again
WTF I love Mike now!
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>Because the type of people that argue over that kind of thing clearly have no real life friends. It's not complicated.
But this doesn't make any sense. I have real life friends, and I have no interest at all in arguing with them or anyone else over which of my friends is the best.
It's obviously unrelated to real-life friendships because it isn't even reminiscent of them.
Not really, hes an unfunny asshole most of the time, his laugh is the only amusing thing about him
rich was a terrific guy. rip
They don't call it REddit Letter Media for nothin
It's been a while since they uploaded anything, what are they doing
kek
It's been a week. That's their average time between videos.
Actually he didn't like the new Star Wars because it literally didn't have enough cuckolding for him.
You don't know what that word means do you?
I miss how, in the really old HitBs, Mike would go on rants about why a film was made badly. I learned a lot from him.
Sorry it didn't have enough interracial sex for mike
Not anymore.
Rey should have had an "experimenting with BB-8's subroutines" scene.
>Oh, yes! Bypass my cervix!
He got old and settled down with a chubby redhead. He lost his biting edge. Still love him though. Rich and Mike is the best combo because Rich is still bitter about his life and it brings out Mike's inner edge.
seriously what was up with that ending though?
he literally went on for about 20 minutes at the end complaining about how there wasn't an interracial sex scene between rey and finn.
firstly why would they even show that in only the first movie? and why is this even valid criticism for him to go on and on about it?
>oh there wasn't an interracial sex scene so this movie automatically sucks!
women ruining everything as always
>order up some BotW glasses
>one of them arrives broken
>call up customer service
>"RLM Jessi speaking"
>mouth gets instantly dry
>can't even speak
>"Hello"
>Hang up
How can one man's voice be so heavenly
Because it was meant to imitate liberals who complained about exactly that
please ask her to wear flip flops more even though it's december lol
I know you're probably 12 or whatever, but you realize that there is a range of emotions and opinions between "love" and "hate", right?
No, I didn't think so.
>Unironically Loved Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters
nothing wrong then, the movie was good
you forgot
>Murdered Jessi Nakles with Rich Evans and dumped her body in the Milwaukee river.
allegedly
Ghosts are real though
>liking RedLetterMedia after Space Cop
I'm not autistic, so I can still enjoy someone's work even if I don't like everything they do.
As real as Mike and Jay's filmaking talent.
>no rich in there
I want that Juicy Rich Meat Desu
Fuck you. You couldn't do any better if your dick was made out of literal magic diamonds, you fat fuck.