So I made a big mistake. Last night I had unprotected sex after drinking heavily. I wasn't too worried until I talked to a friend and found out she refuses to use the pill because she doesn't like the side effects? So I messaged her and asked if she would take the morning after pill, and she said no.
I know it's the night after and all, but is there a male equivalent I can take which would lower the odds of pregnancy? I'm a little desperate here. Should I just take a regular morning after pill and hope for the best? I'm a little freaked out.
Kill the girl and run to mexico if you are from usa
Juan Wright
Wtf that's fucked up. Googling...
Julian White
Wtf man I don't wanna kill her. Just her kid.
Elijah Collins
Anyone got advice?
Lincoln Brooks
Kick her in the balls. That will the enjaculation cycle for one month.
Eli Johnson
crush up plan B pill and slip it into her drink when you go to hangout with her tomorrow
>you win
Luis Richardson
I don't see her often. Is there something I could take that would do the same or not?
Ian Cook
how could you taking something stop her being pregnant. Use that fucking organ in your head
Jason Bailey
>So I made a big mistake. Last night I had unprotected sex after drinking heavily. I wasn't too worried until I talked to a friend and found out she refuses to use the pill because she doesn't like the side effects? So I messaged her and asked if she would take the morning after pill, and she said no.
You're fucked user, either try and feed her the pill somehow or make an escape plan.
Good Luck user, one of my friends suffered the same faith
if you nutted inside already how are you suppose to get that out? are you dense? or are you talking about future girls?
Brandon Ortiz
I'm not trying to get it out I'm trying to kill it remotely. Bodies can affect each other at a distance. Haven't you watched a documentary?
Jaxon Fisher
user i nutted inside my girl by accident once and she refused to take the pill so i snuck out and went to the store and took one myself to ensure there would be no pregnancy.
in fact ive done it a couple times since then when im feeling frisky and every time i take the pill and no pregnancies yet!
William Thompson
Please tell me you're trolling. I refuse to believe people this stupid actually exist, and worse, just procreated.
Leo Gray
what are you monkies talking about that a guy takes a plan B pill after you nut inside a girl and they dont get pregnant
Fuck you. I've seen shit about this. Mitochondria can be affected at range by chemical changes in the host. You ever played Parasite Eve? It's based on a true story. There was a book.
Samuel Russell
OP Is fucking retarded. Please go find her and kill the baby by all means necessary even if you have to go straight into her house during dinner and punch her in the belly please man
Camden Gutierrez
Any results? Spoon-feed me please
John Martinez
Oh, cool, go for it then. Drop 50 or so on a Plan B and take it, and let us know what happens! Best of luck!
Liam Foster
Wtf is wrong with you? She's a little slow but she doesn't deserve that.
Bentley Ross
This is absolutely excellent trolling.
Lincoln Lopez
What a stupid fuckin question, I pray to god you don't reproduce.
Xavier Phillips
Too late if I don't get a solution...
Bentley Johnson
Falcon punch?
Joseph Kelly
Its actually pretty easy. You need to cut you nutsack open and then twist them balls until they resemble a pretzel. Its important that each nut ends up "on the wrong side", meaning the opposite side of its natural position. This is crucial. Once the pretzel is in place everything should be fine.
