First gay experience thread

First gay experience thread

I’ll start:

>be 16 year old sophomore during first day of spring break
>have to babysit Minecraft loving sperglord 13 year old
>annoying but worth
>day goes by pretty well, despite sperg’s yelling and noises in the other room
>become nighttime, mom comes home
>only two rooms
>mfw have to share bed with sperglord
>whyme.jpg
>brush teeth, get ready for bed etc
>sperg literally won’t stop fidgeting and making noises while on his phone
>continues doing this even when both of us in bed
>tryingtosleep.png
>after 30 mins of this, get angry and snatch his phone away
>spergnoises.mp3
>after about 10 mins actually starts to quiet down and stop fidgeting
>I edge off to my corner in the bed and get into comfy fetal position
>noddingoff.mov

cont. if anyone actually here lel

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OP is a faggot
kkekekekekekekkek
also, no wonder your dad left you, he didn't want no faggot child

Moar I hope you fucked him real good and deep

>right when on the crux of falling asleep, feel sperg moving again
>less of the annoying ADHD fidget and more trying to reposition
>still annoying
>still try to catch some sleep, pretend nothing is happening
>sperg seems to finally adjust
>fall asleep for like half an hour
>awoken by movements again
>jesusfuckingchrist.jpg
>something feels strange
>sperg is moving again, somewhere between fidget and moving around
>realize that sperg is a lot closer and facing my back
>feel sperg’s leg against back of my thigh, then something bumps on my butt and moves away
>feel it one more time and it stops, sperg now more quiet

2 b cont.

>be me, 24 year old, kissless virgin.
>does online erotic RP because real life is hard
>met a girl a good few months back, started off as RP partners, slowly became close
>she lives 19hrs away, close to a big city
>I'm from a town, never seen a big city, fuck it, I'll go visit
>vacation time, fuck yeah
>she reveals that she's mtf trans...well... still go
>fuck her, get fucked by her
>touchy and naughty stuff
>tfw I thought I was strictly straight but this was wonderful
>I'm bi now

Good for you mate

Fuck you finish

continue

Hurry my bones goin away

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Continue dude

checked

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>trytosleep2electricbugaloo.mp4
>sperg makes same moves again, this time less pronounced, but stops
>actually drift off
>wake up now about an hour later
>weirdcreaking.mp3
>look at alarm clock on nightstand, 3:32am
>feel weird movements along with creaking
>this time feel a pressure against my butt
>sperg is dry humping my ass
>mfw have to confront 13 year old kid about something complicated, life shaping and nuanced
>tfw realize that would probably cause a shit show
>can’t beat his ass cause 13 and commotion at 3am
>try to wait for him to stop
>can feel his erection pushing up against my butt
>can feel his penis’ head trying to aim into the area where my butt is
>mfw heart starting to race a bit
>randomboner.jpg
>tfw somehow the humping feels sorta okay
>goes on for 10 mins before sperg puts hand on my thigh, reaching for underwear waistband slowly while humping

2 b cont.

Yes we are interested

i concur

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Go on
Also what the fuck is a sperg???

>realize that if I don’t do something this will end in sperg dicking
>NotLikeThis
>emboldened sperg no longer satisfied with just humping at this point, but seems to know that he can’t go further without waking me up
>he tries to tug at my underwear’s waistband, but can only go halfway exposing my butt
>mfw feel his now bare cock’s head against one of my butt cheeks
>he slides it against my buttcrack laterally but is too high to penetrate
>thankgod.png
>he begins humping again, but less pronounced
>seems to know that if I’m not already awake, I’m very close to waking up
>sperg stops moving but keeps his dick against me to make sure I don’t wake up I guess
>sperg still subtly pushing his length against it until he can’t resist anymore
>sperg gets impatient with himself and starts humping again after around 15 minutes
>close to 4am sperg keeps trying to tug my underwear lower and lower
>kid has to know that he’s woken me up at this point
>jerk away a bit
>he fucking panics and tries to move away, but I grab ahold of his wrist

2 b Cont cause I like suspense

Pic very much related

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aspergers you sperg

I use that term to describe the annoying Minecraft generation kids that watch let’s players and shit

made out with a guy in a drinking game 2 months ago

I'd always been curious (2 gay brothers) but tbh there was no attraction, and in retrospect a bit of revulsion. Really makes me think gay is biological

Keep it going

can't believe I'm waiting for this to finish.

The gayest thing I did was fap to gay furry porn. For some reason that turns me on but real people/cocks don't.

Same tho

fag

Hurry up OP. My dick is diamonds

Hurry you Cuck I’m trynna nut

yiff in hell, furfag

this one time a bunch of degenerates and me fapped to some guy's tale of his first gay sex

>at this point I have to make a decision
>either confront a random 13 year old I have nothing to do with and lecture him about sex
>or make him just finish what he’s doing, go to bed and never talk to this person again in my life
>2nddoorplsthx.png
>Sperg is panicking, sputtering nervous “sorries” left and right
>I shush him very harshly because don’t wanna wake anyone up
>I grip his wrist then let of it, telling him to stay where he is like he is positioned
>Finish what he started by pulling my underwear off completely
>Tell him to move back against my butt
>he does
>tell him to put slide his dick against my buttcrack vertically again
>he does
>Tell him to go back to humping
>he is nervous and asks if I’m sure
>I tell him to just fucking do it
>consensual humping commences
>he is more nervous but also aroused than before
>can feel his shaft twitching against my butthole now, his thrusts get harder and harder but don’t seem to reach a finale
>15 more minutes of this
>it’s 4:23 now and the sperg still hasn’t come
>for some reason, my erection won’t go away and I’m now leaking some pre
>the thought of letting him penetrate and finish crosses my mind but I swat it away
>10 more minutes pass
>thisistakingtoolong.jpg

just wank him off already!

inb4 fresh prince of bel air

ok I'm going to shower...This had better be finished by the time I get back.

i'm going to fap to this even if it's the grinch humping shrek

inb4 dinosaur

Being revulsed is biological and correct

Gay is a choice, else it would have been mathematically bred out of existence long ago

>finally, the moment of truth arrives
>a mixture of tiredness, loss of patience and a strange arousal force me into a decision
>tell the sperg to stop and move back a little
>it takes him a few more humps to comply, he does reluctantly
>turn head to get a view of his cock
>it is a bit too mature for his age, looks like a 5-inch but has taken good shape
>illtakemychanges.png
>I tell him to angle his dick forward and my breathing starts getting weird, get nervous and heart starts racing
>can’t believe what I’m preparing myself to do
>I spread my butt cheeks open a little bit and expose my hole to him
>the sperg doesn’t wait for me to say anything, and immediately pushing his dick against my hole, his head trying to force its way in
>he uses his hands to keep his dick aimed straight while also trying to push in, making it bend and slip away from my hole
>tell him to just fucking stop and relax
>grab ahold of his penis and take a good couple of minutes to try to work him inside
>after a couple of mins, realize that his dick’s head is actually starting to push inside, feel it slowly coming in
>eventually his whole head manages to push on through, and I tell him to move back in again and do a hump
>he complies, moving himself against me and humping once
>penis slides in its entirety; sperg makes a really shaking moaning noise
>rocksoliderection.jpg
>my penis starts twitching when I feel his throbbing shaft inside me
>tell him to start moving
>sperg pulls back a little and starts humping
>he is humping right against my prostate by coincidence, though his dick doesn’t do much it kills me and makes me feel amazing through the pain
>still can’t quite believe what’s going on

There’s a bit more

>else it would have been mathematically bred out of existence long ago
you are an idiot, that's not how evolution works

*milks me not kills me lmfao

fwiw, that's not true (I'm an evolutionary geneticist). There are a lot of situations that could occur where "gay" wouldn't have been bred out. Just think - what if a mutation cause gayness 5% of the time, but also let us understand fire (hypothetically)! It would be selected for! Replace "understand fire" with any one of a thousand advantageous traits and you can understand why "gayness" would be selected for (in combination with other traits). Seriously, check out pleiotropy. Or, for that matter, random drift. There are so many ways that being gay could be genetic, but not "advantageous"

Hurry up and finish

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Please finish user, bumpity

Thanks for the new wallpaper

>after a couple of genuine thrusts into me, the sperg is really close to cumming
>I’ve started to touch myself from the prostate stimulation but realize that there probably isn’t going to be enough to get me over the edge
>he keeps thrusting for a couple of more minutes, maybe two or three, before I feel his dick pumping for orgasm
>actually feel a really subtle warm sensation in my butt
>he keeps his dick in for about a minute, coming for a good 30 seconds or so, but it was hard to tell because his dick was twitching the entire time
>feel him start to get a little soft, tell him to pull out of me
>he begins to back himself away a little bit and after some effort finally manages to get his dick out
>some of his cum begins to slide out of my asshole, some semen stretched between his cock’s head and my butthole
>mfw still erect and probably have to jerk it to just what happened
>sperg doesn’t really say anything else, turns around and goes to bed
>finally get some peace and quiet, jerk off for a little while and cum into my underwear after a bit
>look at clock, 5:10am
>finally fucking able to sleep
>wake up the next morning with the sperg’s cum pooling a bit into my underwear
>still get rock hard whenever I think about it

And that’s the end

fag lol

why not meet up for another fuck

>Be me
>9-10 years old
>Staying night at friend's house
>He's same age
>Kid is adhd or something
>Humping his pillow
>Says he's imagining his gf
>Top lulz thinking about it now
>Tells me to do it too
>Fine
>Boner
>Turn around and he has his clothes off
>Kid's boner flopping
>Has me lay on my back
>Sucks me to completion
>Swallows my nut
>Feel great
>Wants me to do him
>Idontknowhowtogay.jpg
>Says just suck
>Whatever man
>Try sucking
>Says lick too
>Slobbing, sucking, licking
>He twitches like I did
>Nut tastes nasty
>Spit it on his floor
>Put clothes back on
>We lay there talking about motorcycles and other crap
That's about it.

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His parents were friends of my mom’s and weren’t really close. He gave me his snap after that but he was still an annoying little fuck lol. I haven’t talked to him in a while. Maybe he’s better. Maybe this made him into chad. Maybe it destroyed him. Idk

I stayed up for this and was not disappointed.

I have a couple other gay stories to share after that kid converted me, idk if anyone’s interested. As you can tell if you’ve been following, you’ll have to be in it for the long haul :P

i have two hours left to spend on your gay shit

One man ain’t enough

you sure know you're gay, if one man isn't enough anymore.

I ain’t denying :3

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