ITT: Stealth jizzing

ITT: Stealth jizzing

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oml lmao. the way she tryna connect the dots at the end

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Stealth level 0

The best part is the reaction

this dude 100% got caught

Oh yeah. I really want to see what the fuck ensued afterwards.

sauce?

My webm folder.

moar then?

these fucking threads
imagine ur daughter or wife coming home after this shit
imagine catching the cunt

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>daughter
>wife

I don't know what the fuck you're on about, I'm dying sad and alone.

Nope. These are the only ones I got. Trying to build a collection slowly.

What a dumb cunt lol

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> What... the hell was that?

> Hand sanitizer. Pressed the dispenser too hard, sorry.

Problem solved.

kek, what a fucking alpha

Jesus christ lol

>Why is your cock out

>be me
>see this shit going down on gf
>chase down beach with axe
>hack to bits
>go to jail? got evidence on his phone

> What... the hell was that?

> Suntan lotion. Pressed the dispenser too hard, sorry.

Problem solved.

How about this then mfer

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>be you
>be a faggot
>would never do this
>can’t even get a gf
>jerk off crying
>end life

any sharking vids? they fuckin crack me up.

Sounds about right

Yeah, if I were in that situation I wouldn't tuck that shit back in my shorts immediately

she probably has some disease

LOL....sounds about right

I like how he's rejecting her because it's clearly fucked up but still can't bring himself to leave the nympho thats fingerblasting herself right next to him in public

I mean of course. It's fucking hot as shit but I also wouldn't touch her because I'd get 15 STDs from that type of whore.

I wonder if she went any further on the train...

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oops. holy shit

indeed

It's the type of shit that teenage boys shave their pubes for everyday they go out because "you never know when you might get a suprise blowjob in the mall"

But when that stuff happens in real life you'd have to try really hard to ignore all the red-flags

schizophrenia

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sweet fucking jesus I haven't kek'd that hard in a while. what a boss.

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Does anyone have the webm of someone cumming on the walmart worker.

bumping for research purposes

bumping

bump

i need mooooooar!!!

What are the odds any of these are actually real

you'd be surprised how far people are willing to go for no reason

Looks very real to me

Yes, because was obviously a fake cock.

fucking moron

imagine if u could just hook an algorithm up to a cancer giving satelite that passively scanned for this and went to work until they died?

I just found it searching bing. "Walmart employee cum"

You are a fucking imbecile if that's what you think he meant. Jesus Christ.

>bing
..
haven't even looked at the rest of the thread, don't know what it's about, don't care. You know what you did wrong.

Actually Bing is better for looking up porn than Google because Google purposely hid some results.

Google is absolute shit for porn.

pa ha ha ha, bing.....

could you BE any more wrong?

Up your porn search game friend

Can you lash us a link dard?