Post the best fuck you've ever had. I'll start

Post the best fuck you've ever had. I'll start.

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Sorry im not sure i have any pics of OPs mum

Original

thats what i said while i was doin' her

'ohhh ohhh user fuck me while my virgin son larps on Sup Forums'

me, 'fuck yeah, this is so original'

'ohhh user i'm gonna cum i'll try not to ahhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh yes! ohhhhhhhh! ohhhmyyygoddddd.... oh i hope i didnt disturb OP, he hates hearing me get fucked'

me, 'mm yeh this is original as fuarrrk.'

kek

keeek

You fucked a brick statue? Greentext?

topkek

OP has abandoned thread

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thats a hot girl but you're a faggot

Stay mad bitch nigger.

thats what i sad to your mum after i banged OPs

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x2, thanks for playing cum chugger.

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took her v on her 12th bday. she wanted it to be natural so no condom. were then fuck buddies for a long time

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wo

Could you imagine it

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very moist

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dammut

MOOOOOOARRR

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>took her v on her 12th bday
Cool story, bro

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your tits are ugly as your demeanor

That looks painful OP. Would the girl in the pic not talk to you or something?

>best fuck ever had
>posts picture of the only girl he has ever slept with
>wasn't free

you did not have sex with this girl. nobody from Sup Forums has had sex with this girl

Emily Richardson of Spokane Washington

That is all I'm going to say about that

>Hmm...He was behind of it...

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ok ok ok, fair enough you slept with her. But let's see now, this is the ultimate test. did she or did she not flatulate whilst in your presence. if so, describe here to the jury what said flatulence did smell like and we shall judge ye as telling the truth or not, and lest ye forget the penalty for lying be to be branded a 'faggot" for the rest of the thread

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story ?

Hey guys, just find random pics of chicks online and make up stories, okay?

i'll find random pics of your mum online

fuck

Cuck

No