Hey user, if you were a serial killer

hey user, if you were a serial killer
>what would your weapon be
>who would your targets be
>how would you kill them
>how would you get away with it

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>sheldon
>moms
>reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep
>incognito mode

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>other people
>people
>using other people
>by using other people

>psychological manipulation
>men with reasonable sums of cash/other liquid assets
>manipulate weak willed women into killing these men, most likely their current spouse, then bring me all the man's wealth as an offering to prove their love.
>report the women for mental breakdowns the night of the murders to set up an insanity defense. Deny any part of the motivation.

>dubs guy
>repeating digits
>checking em
>posting on dubs threads

>Ice pick
>Sleeping people
>Break into their houses at night and ice pick them in the head. Leave the pick there as a calling card.
>Wear a mask when I buy my ice picks.

Chainsaw
Teenagers
Plod after them, revving my chainsaw until they fall over and lie on the ground screaming instead of getting up and running away, and then chainsaw them
I don't really need to do anything. For some reason, they never call the cops.

>spoon
>no one is save
>very VERY slow
>7 proxies

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Poison
Politicians
Poisoning them?
I'd probably get caught after 2 or 3

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>what would your weapon be
you`re dads cock
>who would your targets be
OP
>how would you kill them
fuck them all to death
>how would you get away with it
managed to before will manage to again

kickstarter.com/projects/richardgale/ginosaji-the-horribly-slow-murderer-movie-project

so much edge

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no shit?

I mean that it's cool they're turning it into a full movie.

or not, as it failed

sry, that was indeed an unsarcastic "no shit?"
cheers m8

Sounds like a lot of work. Can I just use a nuclear bomb or something and kill a whole bunch of people all at once and get it over with? Or does that not count as a serial killer?

sounds american, for sure

I'm Australian.

>AIDS
>fags
>AIDS
>AIDS