We operate a strict singles-only policy at our establishment.
You don't get to bring friends.
We operate a strict singles-only policy at our establishment.
You don't get to bring friends.
Uh hi, yes. How much for the guy popcorn?
Who's in control here?
Ay yo
Wha hapin 2 mi neega robs?
Why would you ban a man, before throwing him out of a theatre?
I'm glad for the singles policy, my falcon didn't fly so good.
>tfw your theater runs out of the premium falcon chow and you have to buy the mid-grade stuff
I would bring my own from home but security busted me during the penis/fanny pack inspections and I was banned for a month.
How did you fool the animatronic penis inspector?
I always get chucked out in winter because my willy shrinks in the cold.
You got sourself a client, whats the next step in your master plan?
>mfw I snuck into the theatre without singles
Why does your designated cinema shooter shoot a man before throwing him out of a plan?
I used a short-ranged EMP to disbale it but actual human security came over and gave me a once over and discovered "Dr. Pavel's Own Falcon Chow" (with no additives) in a secret pocket of my fanny pack. Not secret enough apparently.
What happened to my nigga Jamel?
He didn't fly so good
he flew.... poorly
I tried hiding hot snacks in my fanny pack but it have me a real 'hothead' if you catch my drift.
Had to dash into the cinema showers to cool off.
expected him in the wreckage
Why would you charge a man before taking their order?
Seriously, I wanted the XL4U Popcorn, not the medium.
Time to use my mobile
What happened to the black guy? He gave me a discount on crab legs!
Was up selling the combo part of your plan?