Welcome to the Baneposting Kinoplex!

We operate a strict singles-only policy at our establishment.

You don't get to bring friends.

Uh hi, yes. How much for the guy popcorn?

Who's in control here?

Ay yo
Wha hapin 2 mi neega robs?

Why would you ban a man, before throwing him out of a theatre?

I'm glad for the singles policy, my falcon didn't fly so good.

>tfw your theater runs out of the premium falcon chow and you have to buy the mid-grade stuff

I would bring my own from home but security busted me during the penis/fanny pack inspections and I was banned for a month.

How did you fool the animatronic penis inspector?

I always get chucked out in winter because my willy shrinks in the cold.

You got sourself a client, whats the next step in your master plan?

>mfw I snuck into the theatre without singles

Why does your designated cinema shooter shoot a man before throwing him out of a plan?

I used a short-ranged EMP to disbale it but actual human security came over and gave me a once over and discovered "Dr. Pavel's Own Falcon Chow" (with no additives) in a secret pocket of my fanny pack. Not secret enough apparently.

What happened to my nigga Jamel?

He didn't fly so good

he flew.... poorly

I tried hiding hot snacks in my fanny pack but it have me a real 'hothead' if you catch my drift.

Had to dash into the cinema showers to cool off.

expected him in the wreckage

Why would you charge a man before taking their order?

Seriously, I wanted the XL4U Popcorn, not the medium.

Time to use my mobile

What happened to the black guy? He gave me a discount on crab legs!

Was up selling the combo part of your plan?