Rate my sexting skills you kissless virgins

Rate my sexting skills you kissless virgins.

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she's going to ghost you.

That’s your mum texting right?

Ooooh, it's this thread again nice

x2

Fuck you faggot this is my sexy girl. Fuck your mom. Your mom is so ugly it hurts her self esteem.

"i want you to be my first"

shutdown in 3..2..1..

Also notice how much she's replying compared to your blue whales of text? Either she's masturbating, cooking, in class, talking with someone else or she don't care. Only you know her personally, so I can't tell which one it is.

All in all, check up with her and let her tell you some of the more fucked up, darker shit she's into. I'm just genuinely curious, that's all

Angry boy
So much anger you have no self confidence I guess
The less she is texting the less she likes you and your little cock

She loves my huge 8 inch cock. You on the other hand have a micropenis with erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculatjon. I slay more pussy in one night than you do in a whole year faggot. Pic related. More of my bitch.

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Insults like that are just boring you have no imagination dude is that best you can do? You don’t know anything about me I know that you have no self confidence
Did you really ask you mother to say that so you can play big on Sup Forums that’s gross
If and I say If that’s a girl it would be ugly anyway
Over and out

>Hmm...He was behind of it...

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Yea, check the size of her message and yours she is not that into you, she is probably being fucked by some chad while texting you.

Word

wow dubs and you're still underage b&

ur grade school hotties a fatty

fucking awfulll, this chick is fat too. fuck off.

lol i just saw the pics, shes pregnant too!?

"I want you to be my first" kek
>OP has explaining to do

Op be like quik boo these depressing losers are making fun of our love.

then he puts his ween in and makes a thread on reddit on how to approach women on the street and make them fall in love with u

Neither of your bitches actually sexted you back the same way you spammed them hahahaha kys loser

Pro tip: her bubbles should be bigger
Aka you are talking too much faggot

Also, you never reply to emojis with anything other than emojis

>"Keep calm I'm pregnant"
Yeah, that's a no from me dawg

>Looks at camera roll, she's a chunky monkey
Yeah, you're not that good to make a fat, ugly bitch want it. They are just as desperate as you are.

If the pic in the bottom of your screen is her this is not a fucking accomplishment but just embarrassing

Whales can text...

Kek i sext my side hoes way better than you

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You tall about comebacks yet yours are as infantile as your penis. I have more self confidence in one centimeter of my dick than you do in all of your balls put together. Let me have your moms number so I can ask her if it's not too late for abortion. You are a disappointment to your parents. Out of a few million sperm, and you're the one that won. Pathetic. Pic related, my chicks hot pussy and tight asshole.

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literally everyone flaming you is a virgin, my messages to my girl look similar to yours and she worships my cock. then again, if your girl has low self esteem and is really submissive like mine that could also be why it looks like one sided sexting. I'm sure more assertive and confident girls sext better but they're not as kinky.

not op, show me some chats with a lil bit of context(how u met)

i am bergin how doo yoo knoo

You are correct user. My girl has daddy issues and worships my cock. She may not say much in sexting, but she's a fucking dirty slut in bed. All you faggots on here flaming me when we both know I'm getting more pussy than you. Fuck outta here.

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can't believe an angel like that sexts... Roastie REEEEEEE

>sexting
>pfft
>you must be 18 to post here little boy.

I guess it’s too late for an abortion but I don’t think you understand that
Yah your dick is so big and great and blaaaah blaaaaaah blaaaaaah
And if your mother would know what you are doing here on Sup Forums (exposing and degrading girls) she would properly rip your totally big and awesome dick off and shove it in to your small tiny little dirty asshole

It needs water it can’t breathe

God hit is a underage whale farm going on

holy shit are you like 65 years old or something

it's 2018 dumbass sexting aint for kiddies anymore

>babe?
>yeah?
>I want to fuck your pussy with my tongue


KEK I can feel the uncomfortable-ness

Tragic....

andy milonakis lookin' turtleface

the fucking shovel chin on both of them.

shitty bait thread is shit

You talk way to much not to mention sexting is fuckin dumb how about you actually fuck her

Please stop posting these „girls“

That's the best you have faggot. You and I both know I'd wreck you in person. You come here looking for loli porn and the occasional nudes thread of the state you live in, and yet here you are, trying to flame me for sexting a woman. Where are your screenshots of your sexy talks with women? Where are the pictures of your dick in a women? We both know that your date for the next 10 years will be your hand and a bottle of KY at the pornhub buffer. Bitch.

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Only faggots who can't sex or suck at it say it's stupid. It's 2018 bro everybody sexts. It makes the actual fucking that much better. All you faggots bragging about how much pussy you apparently get yet here you are commenting on my thread of all things. I'd be fucking my bitch right now if she wasn't at work making 6 figures.

>shovel chin
lol u make urself feel better about the fact that you probably used to browse that same loli shit until you found someone who has such a low self esteem that would let u post her nudes on Sup Forums like any typical deprived and socially inert champion as yourself. Good day, sir

look guys user got himself a fatty now he thinks he's hot shit

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ITT: Shovelchin turtleface asks to be rated on his sexting capabilities; ends up frustrated at the criticism he receives.

What even

My pics are not on Sup Forums and I’m pretty proud of that ^^
And where are your pics of your dick in a whale didn’t see them
I don’t need to expose stuff here to feel like a big guy you know
And the fact that you are doin this thread with exact the same txts and pics all over again is not underlining you awesome sexting skills

cute girl dude, but it's better to not post yourself or your SO here unless you're looking for someone to fuck with you

Now you're just deflecting your own self pity onto me in an attempt to make me look bad. Let's hear some wild sex stories from you bro. Let's see some pics of you and your bitch. I don't look at loli or any of the other trap shit on here faggot. I'm here for the memes and rekt threads, and occasionally make threads like this to piss people off like you and expose you and trigger you that guys that look like me get women. And the fact that you say good day sir proves that I win the argument, and that the sir part most certainly means you are a fedora wearing neckbeard.

Ah, booo

Does anybody has a water bottle? She really needs it? Not even a little?

OK just abandon thread, last bit of advice. your newfag is showing

This isn't good. It's bad.

I'd say a 5/10

You are too generous, she obviously will take anything she can get from you so lead up to it a bit more.

I'd wager she has self esteem issues based on the thumbnail sized pic of her and the way she talks, she loves the fact you want her, so if you craft a narrative where there is doubt you want her, then give it to her, it creates a bigger high for her.

You're a storyteller when you're sexting, you already have a willing audience so you're trying to make a story that will appeal to her. Considering she is into you hardcore you can say near anything, if you want me to consider you good at sexting, you have to display some situational prowess for the medium.

People subconsciously (or not so subconsciously) signal who they want you to be, respond to that as you see fit.

This is very generic stuff, so if it feels like you could copy paste it from a text file, I lose a lot of respect for the sext. If you were to take any of mine, there is 0 chance of it sounding like it came from anyone else. Not only because it would be relevant to whatever kinks someone had, but because you need to set the narrative scene.

Sexting is an art, just like sex, you can do away with the pretence of expectation and comfort, and let your imagination run wild, as that's the strength of the medium. You're crafting ideal sexual versions of yourselves for the other.

We don’t even know what you look like and be sure we don’t need another whale in this thread

Yeah cuz you don't have any pics faggot. And we both know that you feel like a big man on here and come for the self esteem boost. After all, if you were happy with yourself you would've just moved last my dumb thread and commented on something of me importance. But no instead you got triggered, decided to out on your big boy panties and try and reply to insult me. At the end of the day I live in a large house, I make 6 figures working from home, have a big dick and fuck this hot pussy, while you slave away to afford your shitty apartment while douchebags like me succeed more than you ever will. Eat my sagging ass bitch.

Not Threads LIKE these it’s only this one thread you can do I think it’s because you don’t have the content to do other threads

haha wrong guy, you have two anons on your turtlefacecase just saying.

I don't feel like sharing anything with someone I don't find threatening or competent in the least. You did what so many people on /r/seddit take pride in doing, only you settled for someone to use sexually and show off your male bravado with. There doesn't seem to be any mutuality or checking up from you with her, which means that once she finds the nearest smooth talking dominican dude to show her a good time and appreciate her like a woman, she's not even gonna tell u she dumped you lol.

What'll happen then is the oneitis phenomenon these /r/seddit mysoginists talk about. You'll start valuing her once you lose her and start seeing her as a person once she sees someone else.

Go ahead, verbally dismiss what I said for you know it's true and that you're trash personality-wise. Only pity I have is for you, my delusional friend

not op, would you mind sharing some of your stuff/sexts with me on discord/skype?

out of curiosity lol

At least I’m not making something up I can’t even prove
You are just talking and talking the same stuff all over again dude? You are the one saying how great you are not me than be happy in your parents house and have it clean... oh sorry i mean „work“ till she comes back

I won't lose her faggot. Even if I did, I have plenty of other bitches lined up to worship my cock while you struggle to keep one girl cuz you know if she leaves, that you're back to marrying your hand. I'm richer than you, better looking, have a bigger dick, pretty much better than anything you can do. I can destroy you at anything you do when the mood strikes. You are about as impressive and as useful as the last half sheet of toilet paper stuck at the end of the roll.

isn't what you're doing also accusing?
u bscly proved ur no better than him by stooping to the name calling level of turtlefacecase m8

Your dad lesbo

Oh I can prove it faggot. I can timestamp any picture I take of my nice house that I own, my money, my dick, and all my cars.

how do u know ur better looking, richer, better endowed or better at anything than me?

Is that hope I'm sensing? I've known you for 10 minutes and you seem to me as charismatic as the next loser in Amsterdam doing pick up. I'm not impressed.

Fack you bic boi fack u maddah fuck you madderfaker

Then prove how rich and good looking you are boy all I hear is shit coming out your mouth

It'd be more trouble than it's worth, I use names, places and pictures a lot so editing that out would be a lot of work.

Blah blah blah

I came here for the lolz

pleaseee cmon man voice call me that stuff

u show me urs ill show u mine

sext chat with girls that is lol

Not OP, but I also would like to see a samole of your work. I am an actual kissless virgin and sexting is the furthest I've gotten. Please help a bro out and kik some stuff my way.

u avin a giggle thar m8??1?

no no you idiot

do not ever mention that you're a virgin, ever

girls want chads, not virgins. she dried up when you mentioned that you want her to be your first, guaranteed

not op, yo add me on discord/skype and i might be able to help by giving my opinion

It’s not a giggle it’s more a rofl

I'm not trying to impress you, I'm simply stating facts. I don't care if you are impressed or not. At the end of the day, I don't live with you, interact with you on a daily basis, you're not family, I could care less what your opinion is. I know what I have and what I don't, and if you don't wanna believe me that's your problem. You seem to be quite triggered over me and my thread, and I'm not sure why. I'm starting to pity you.

This guy is a rofl a rofl whale

You know it’s not only one guy bullying you it’s like 23

Yes, I do. 23 ugly, immature virgins, I summize. The fact that you all get triggered by a laughable post I make when I'm bkted just proves how your inner emotions come out when confronted with someone who has something you don't. If you had the self esteem and when that youd want, you'd just love past my thread and say "haha what a faggot" but no instead you get your panties in a bunch because seeing guys like me get women makes you sick.

its funny cuz i said that i pity you and now u say that u pity me

but all fun and jokes aside, take a honest look at yourself. You're materialistic and superficial, meaning you can't connect with anyone who wants more out of life. Women who know what they want will not go for a guy like you, because everything you say and do seems disingenuous and inauthentic. What you say on here is what you think, because its like a safe zone for you to be however you are inside your head.

If you look at linguistic relativity, what you do, what you say etc. is what you think. So, your little inauthentic, misogynistic and superficial charmy act will pour off of you without you being aware of it and any attraction, if ever there, woosh gone with the wind.

What needs to change is not your turtlefacecase, not the shovel chin, not the expensive car or whatever job you're proud of doing. It's between your ears and it reeks of shame and narcissism.


Hope I explained what my experience of you was.

non virgin here.
As one of the 23 people shitting on you, your hoe is fat, nobody's jealous man.

what triggered me personally

..was the fact that you were showing off that girl as if she's furniture. You ain't shit lol why you acting like a man when you're a little boy fitting the big boy pants

Or I’m just bored and like water animals.. like whales
And strange dudes doing the same shit over and over again

I came here for the luuuulz faggot thank you are worth a lol

BUUUURNEEEEED

You're shit at sexting. Also she doesn't seem interested at all.

lol did you that moisturize your....inner emotions? haha xd losers u all wish u were like me the almighty op getting all triggered nshit its ok I understand I once too was like you all but then all of a sudden I did nofap for 1000+ days, approached 10 women a day and ate no carbs until I grew a six pack on my 8 inch DD*****

What is that sound is it a fart? Or the sound of a whale? Or a guy repeating himself?

Luuuulz

Still don’t know what you look like with you 8 cm dick

I don't want women who know what they want. That would be a feminist. Real men, like me, know that real women will always be materialistic and always change what they want. Sorry to break it to you bro but in order to get women and be a Chad you gotta view them as objects. No matter how much a woman says she isn't an object, feel down inside she knows that's her worth.

This has gotta be bait, both of those people aren’t even close to attractive

AHAHAA loser i can show you my paypal right now and my car you'll be sexting with me too in 5 mins

This girl doesn’t seem into it. If you ask me, she’s just replying to your messages and trying to satisfy you. I could imagine her taking a shit or eating while she’s replying. Tfw just not that into it

Okay now is the point where you should kill yourself before your mother reads that and does It for you and it’s the moment where I throw up because you are such a disgusting I don’t know can if I can call you even human your whole personality everything what you say and tell is just disgusting and not worth anything people like you no matter if they get women or money they will never have real friends or anybody who really likes them you and all your money and your dick even tho you get pussy, if you get pussy you will die alone you put your priorities wrong you disgraceful human

uuuuh okay do

You have no respect boy that’s sad don’t wanna know what happened in your childhood that makes you like that