Why are you a virgin user?

Why are you a virgin user?

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because women are gay

I'm not. But only cause I saw a hooker once.

Social anxiety is my reason

im god awful at reading body language and signals.

no woman wants me

I'm not, oddly enough it wasn't even that hard.

I’m boring

i was 17 or 19. Can't remember which.
Hated it.

lost my vcard at 21 dis picture isnt true :/

a woman robbed me of my wizard powers when i turned 40. please tell me how to turn back time

do what I did, retards, buy a cheap hooker

buy a hooker

Ask Cher

At least you got dubs.

I was almost the age 20 guy from OP.
I fucked up during high school. I focused more on being a good student rather than fucking around even a little bit.

Sit at home all day playing games and masturbating.

Same here

I had oportunities to actually have a gf, but i just avoided them with pure autism.

hookers don't count

I'm not. Lost it at 18.And yeah, I did go to my prom.

Then what are you doing here? You should be on reddit or facebook

26 years old, gay, overweight, unemployed, balding, a fucking spic, too nerdy for my own good, still live at home, all my friends are either dead or moved away. I can't seem to unfuck my shit up.

>short
>hairy
>ugly

Basically I have no desirable traits

I fucked a girl first time at the age of 17.
I was fucked in the ass by a guy at the age of 21.
Lost virginity twice at the average age of 19. Beat this.

I know what you mean but yeah they do

I'm not and I'm 15 so get a life you fag

underage b&

Because I don't really give a shit whether or not I lose it. Sure it would be nice to get laid but for now I'll just focus on things that are actually important.

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>tfw you get a girlfriend and have sex with her
>she breaks up with you
>can't ever seem to get a new girlfriend
>am just as lonely and pathetic as virgins except can't of becoming wizard anymore

Dubs of a faggot nigger

If hookers count so does a fleshlight

born 1989
1995~
>daughter from next farm over
>her born 1989-1991 cant remember
>parents arranged playdate
>held hands
1996
>her born 1989
>gave raspberries to girl on the carpet at the back of the class during morning reading time
1997
>her born 1989
>had a few conversations and use to play with this girl at lunchtime, she was from a farm further down the road
>ended when I accidently broke her hat one day during chasey then her mum hated me
1999-2000
>her born 1989
>talk in class/at lunch/would have phone calls late at night
>big dance came and i chickened out
>think she got so shamed her family moved to another country
2004~
>her born 1989
>we both went to same school but both had an apartment on a highrise for holidays
>pass messages to each other all holidays
>timelines didnt align for meetups
2003-2006
>lots of miscelaneous texting with multiple girls, most of them 1990-1989
2005-2007
>her born 1993
>online relationship
>"I love you's", meetup plans, she bought me NiN album "With Teeth"
2007
>her born 1989
>one night stand with a girl i hadnt seen since grade 8 at a college party
>got drunk, pashed, went to the bedroom, fucked with her on top
2008
>her born 1989
>college dance, danced and pashed all night
2009-2012
>her born 1993
>family friend one night stand, turned into 3 year relationship, we did everything, well we did a lot
2010-2013~
>side girl hooked up with a few times during and after other relationship, fingering

It escalates a lot after the long term relationship damn was broken. But here you go.

There was a lot of other girls, but heres an idea retards. BL on your shitty genetics. You're pathetic, do powerlifting, sprint training, manual labour, cannabis smoking, and book reading. Start with mises.org if you don't know where yourself. Youtube Jiddu Krishnamurti. Hygeine. Appearance. Conduct. Strength. Confidence.

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I care about an actual connection, not necessarily just sex. That's why I haven't went a prostitute at least. Besides that it's because I'm a shut-in loser with nothing to offer a woman beside "I'm a nice guy" so why should I waste my and their time by even trying?

46 and yes. I'm comfy.

Ackchyually, my main is on Area 52

Lost my virginity on November 7th, 2017, 11 days after I turned 18

Can't get an erection due to porn addiction, so I just said "fuck it"

Then why did you reply?

Virgin here
27
5’8”
7”x5” dick
80k job
Nice car
Balding

Have female friends and im not socially akward but i just dont even bother to hit on/approach girls because im a pussy so nothing has ever happened