Culture Pals - /cp/

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does it feel bad for you anons when qt asks for your social media accounts and you don't have any?

second for suckin dicks and slangin bricks

>ask qt for social media
>message seen
>no response
I thought it was going well.

Not really. What's the point anyway?

Rate my current qt.
Not sure if he's gay, but I hope so.

looks like a homo

"ı like sports and outdorr activities.
ca you help me?"

What did they mean by this?

Do you like watersports?

how to get over the fact that your qt is way too good and beautiful for you?

Enjoy it while it lasts because they'll find a cuter qt, replacing you one day.

0/10

The fact that a beautiful girl picked you out of the sea of shit personalities. If you feel that your looks are lacking you probably make up for it in every other department.

/KenJC18
Doesn't he look like Bryce from 13 Reasons Why? kek

Completely fucking with a Chinese girl, the Asians are fun to play with

>talking about sex
>"we r good friends i dont want to talk about it"
>literally talked to her once in the past 3 months

hello cp how r u would u like to make a friendship :))

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Mikey on suicide watch

what does her name start with

cringe

You're an unbelievable fuckin retard and probably worse than most of the girls on this site, please kill yourself you navy seal copy pasta pasting dudebro fucktard

Eh just went from 1-100 lewdness immediately, she stopped responding though

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>/cp/ is still alive

Just asked for nudes, wish me luck brothers

>Tall to fun south African for days
>we share interests and are fairly alike
>told me yesterday that we'll chat more today
>fucking blocked out of nowhere on both whatsapp and Interpals


Not like she's my oneitis, but ffs, Idk what I did to piss her off

Please tell me you didn't ask for nudes out of nowhere, cuz that's what it sounds like.


She probably realized you're too beta for her, desu.

Is Rachel still /our/ girl?

Same happened here
What's her first username letter?

Who dat?

Lol no, I have 0 interest in nudes
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Dulkadir please leave, and no she isn't. She is all but forgotten at this point

I've just stopped giving a fuck

Yeah, iktf.
My initial messages are becoming more and more sarcastic.

>qt just gave me her kakaotalk
w-what do now

Add her.

Just a heads up, kakao is usually only used by boring koreaboos. I've never messaged a girl on there for more than a few hours.

Mine is a
Seems like it's just south African culture then

Posting memes for qt, ignore.

where's the qt

On IP ;^)

I'm just posting some memes here to send to her.

post qt

What are your plans for the summer, /cp/?

Got a job at my uni showing the chinks and pakis who are visiting for summer school around

Same.

Found a job through my dad's company.
I'm going to pack shit up in crates for a month.
They called me this morning to start on monday though, have to move there over the weekend, slightly pissed about that.

No, thanks, I'm not a cuck.

Well, it actually seems to work much better, desu.

Yeah I'm getting better results too
Also ditching people a lot more easily

ive lost control of my life lads, im a neet awake during normie hours

>she has slept with a guy 8 years older than her
haha dropped

Maybe it's time to leave neetdom user :3

scared

bost her profile

trainbro

I just had another "train girl" thing. I went up the Eiffel Tower, and on the 2nd level there is a small ice cream stand the descending staircase. I decided to get some ice creams. I walked up and noticed the cashier was playing on her phone, so I said "salut" and she looked up, gave me a big smile and replied, and got me my order. She she handed me my change she gave one of those adorable smiles when they are big, but closed lip with those smiling eyes! so cute. But, oh well

Why finnbro?

shh pekka, its okay, dont be scared

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God dammit. Excuse typos. I was sitting on a park bench trying to see through the glare on my phone when I typed

wat

I saw two sneks a few days ago

How do you have the jewish flag? roaming or vpn?

Also, wasn't the train girl thing more flirty? This sounds like just a girl trying to be nice.

thats what cashiers do, they are supposed to smile

Shh, don't tell him that!

Everyone smiles in Mediterranean countries

How's France treating you?

^ this is why they call us the smiling coast of Europe ;^)

i havent genuinely smiled in years

Thinking of making a fake with a swastika profile pic and then scripting with it.
Will my other accounts get banned if I don't use a vpn?

Really? I always chuckle at Finnbro's posts.

>tfw no beauty commercial gf

using US cellular device

I know that

It's cool, I didn't realize Paris could be so full of Vietnamese tho

>tfw I'm not an agent looking for the most beautiful vagina on IP
Why even live?

>dat flag change
Spooky, desu

Are you using wifi instead of roaming now?

Paris is not French any more

i'd use her face for a beauty commercial too

Neither is London, lad.

(Second) Great European Race War, when?

>Neither is London
London is even worse

WTF. Can someone tell me what I'm doing wrong? They never write back to me after 2-3 messages. I'm not used to chatting with other people so I'm a bit lost.

being a beta bitch probably? Choosing to write a person who comes of as uninteresting from the get-go, exposing your own weaknesses in the first message

>/Alexo0
>8 years
>Nothing in common
Why did you even message her?

This too. You sounded pretty beta and desperate.

>I'm extremely introverted (I say about 3 sentences a day)
Oh yeah you really come across as the type of person someone would want to talk to

Well I thought having nothing in common could lead to an interesting conversation. Wouldn't it be boring to converse with somebody that is like yourself?

>uninteresting from the get-go
I thought her first message showed that she was interested in a conversation with me. She was using emoticons and was laughing.

interpals.net/onuronur8
*hacks you*

Because you didnt talk about her. You pushed yourself too much, and you know, bitches love talking about themselves. I'd say she is interested if she straight up asked questions, read your profile and referred to it, and wanted to know more about you

I wouldn't post his profile here if I were you. I don't wanna make him mad.

>Well I thought having nothing in common could lead to an interesting conversation. Wouldn't it be boring to converse with somebody that is like yourself?
No.
You need convo material to have any sort of lasting conversation.
It might work if you're interesting to her because of your weirdness. But, being beta is not the way to show it.

Even if I show interest in them by asking them questions they don't respond to me. ;_;

How does a kuffar like me woo a muslim woman?

Unless she was actually Japanese don't bother messaging weaboos or koreaboos.

That being said youre boring as fuck.

You never ask someone "why do you like X".

Do something with your profile m8

It can be good to just outright give them a small insult or tell them why they're wrong about something
I insulted a girls political beliefs and we've been talking for days now

I insulted a jewish girl and got blocked for harassment. It probably worked for you since you're good looking.

>since you're good looking
That's quite the assumption

doesnt switzerland produce good looking men and women?

When I try to be interesting I just come across as a complete autist

No.

There was this Chinese girl who had on her status "I'm lonely", so I messaged her and she said she was boring. Got blocked right after her seeing my profile and I still lost time at writing something to her.
I got mad and did some damage to her with my fake girl account. Called her a stupid hoe and that she shouldn't hurt someone's feelings. After she read it, she had deleted her pictures and had on status this ":(" felt pretty good desu.

/hayale_shirin
>just jew my genetics up, senpai

Does he look like hotwheels to anyone else?

Alright /cp/, what should I say?

>Nattakantongkum
>tongkum
>tongue cum
You know what to say, desu.

>I like eating pineapple in your ass

Its a chore to read the endless pointless dribble you send.

Cock ;)