If you unironically watch divegrass, you need to kill yourself...

If you unironically watch divegrass, you need to kill yourself. You're an irredeemable pleb with horrendous taste in virtually everything. This is especially true if you're an American, where there are numerous alternatives that are all much more popular than soccer.

>watching sport because it's popular
go suck a huge black cock it's also popular nowadays

More like cant read

I think part of why Amerifats can think this way is because the MLS is a joke while the rest of our leagues are the best in the world. Most people love the World Cup here. You can't tell me if the MLS were a top three league (will never happen) that divegrass wouldn't be loved.

here we go again

lol

The mlels isn't a top league because soccer didn't catch in America.

Soccer didn't catch on in America because the sport is shit and it wasn't ingrained into their culture like it was in other, leas fortunate, countries.

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WILL AMERIFATS EVER RECOVER

A Russian, a Frenchman, a German and an American walk into a bar.

"What will you drink?" asked the barman.

"Some champagne, please" said the Frenchman.

"Vodka, if possible" said the Russian.

"A bacardi" said the German.

The american didn't say anything. "What would you drink?" repeated the barman.

"NOTHING BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING FAT RETARD WHO IS 56% WHITE AND LIKE WATCHING MY WIFE GET FUCKED BY BLACK BULLS AND ALSO SCHOOL SHOOTING IS MY FAVOURITE SPORT" said the American.

Please pay your debts.

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divegrass is absolute fucking garbage.

but what did he have to drink?

kys

There's no coming back!

lmao

F

Divegrass is a game for women and children.

The two things you'll never have.

Jannies literally SEETHING right now

HOLY FUCK

Sup Forums please go

haha the ride never ends

learn to read, you fucking imbecile

The feels ;_;

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>mfw an american sport team had a childish name near me

Nice

Actually laughed at this one.

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how would someone even watch football ironically? that doesnt even make sense

holy shit lmao

I hate waking up on Saturday and turning on the TV to see fucking Mecklenburg against Frankfurter hahn on my screen

i don't give a FUCK about military bases in Germany or anything, get this shit off my local sports network. It's NOT SPORT>

didnt read lmao

>unironically not understanding why we say unironically

True

If you're a Euro or South American whatever, it's part of your culture


But if you're an American....kill yourself

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Stop trying to be me

soccer fans in murica are the saddest cunts ever
we take the piss out of them in europe because they're a bunch of cheesy cunts
their fellow muricans take the piss out of them for being tryhard contrarian faggots
they become entrenched and vociferously defend their tastes

so sad

AMERIFATS BTFO

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Burgers getting BTFO left right and centre these days. We own Sup Forums now

Go cry in MLS general you fat waste of oxygen

WHAT A DAY

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Based Papadopoulos