Hey Sup Forums, have I got a story for you. I've waited quite a while to tell my tale...

Hey Sup Forums, have I got a story for you. I've waited quite a while to tell my tale, and I think that both she and I are ready.

>Be me
>Be 17 year old high school senior
>Be fairly unattractive, solid 5/10 on a good day
>Although I wasn't attractive face-wise, I had been lifting for a good year and a half since then (this is important later)
>I was really muscular and had learned some Krav Maga and boxing from my dad's friend/instructor
>Fairly smart, but not a genius by any means
>Have a Spanish class with an excellent teacher, Mr. Brooks
>He actually cares about his students and goes out of his way to make sure they understand the material
>As long as you get an A in his class, he doesn't mind if you use your phone or play vidya, but will check up on you after class
>Mr. Brooks assigns a tough assignment, we had to design and prototype a product that saves the environment
>Doesn't have to be feasible, but we only have to make a 2D drawing and a basic physical product
>Hard part is that you have to sell your idea to the class entirely in Spanish
>Team up with the biggest computer nerd in school
>We design a phone app that duplicates NFC and RFID tags and allows us to unlock most electronic doors with card readers
>Basically renders key cards obsolete, preventing plastic from entering landfills every time a company changes the door locks
>My friend and I decide to take our design to the next level
>We actually implement the design on an Android phone, but only a basic menu screen that does nothing
>Our school had shitty early 2000's era electronic door locks that could unlock if you physically hit the reader

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>Day of the presentation
>Decide to volunteer first to show how badass our design was
>Asked for teacher's keycard to get into the computer lab
>We copy it into the app and put the phone on "transmit"
>Ask everyone in the class to come to the computer lab
>Hover the phone over the electronic lock
>Tell everyone that it freezes the security mechanism and all we need to do is physically short the reader by smacking it
>Give the reader a hard knock
>It unlocks
>Everyone in the class gasps and is having an aneurysm
>Go back to class and deliver the rest of the presentation in Spanish
>Explain how it renders most electronic locks obsolete as it is a huge security flaw
>Explain how implementing access readers costs a lot of money, labor, and electricity a year
>Better to just ditch the electronic readers and just use physical keys and locks
>Saves the environment by reducing electricity and server costs
>No one in class can compete with computer nerds
>After the rest of the class gives presentations, it was time for voting
>Ours won by a landslide mainly because we actually implemented the design
>Win extra credit
>Didn't really matter, just wanted the satisfaction of beating everyone

Cont?

yep

>Class ends and a girl (let's call her Regan) comes up to me
>"Hey user, that was pretty cool what you did earlier."
>"Thanks, but it really wasn't that hard."
>"How much time did you spend working on the app?"
>"About five..."
>"Hours?"
>"Five days. We lived on coffee."
>She laughs. She literally sounded like a pig with her snorting.
>"But seriously, it really wasn't that hard to implement. I can show you the trick if you keep quiet."
>She nods
>We go back to the locked computer lab door
>I bitch-slap the card reader
>It turns green and allows us to get in
>"Oh my god, user. You are unbelievable."
>"I know, I try really hard."
>She laughs and we both leave for our next class
>Regan is a solid 8/10, maybe pushing on 9/10 on a good day
>I was a kissless virgin at the time and had zero female friends
>You bet your bottom dollar that I was trying to score with her

Yes nigger nogger

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>Tried to talk to her after class, but it was difficult because I couldn't initiate conversation for the life of me
>Only exception was talking about things that interested me and things that I worked hard on
>Every time I tried to walk up to her and talk, my body would turn into mayonnaise and couldn't talk
>Literally the real-life equivalent of Raj from The Big Bang Theory
>Basically never spoke to her after giving the presentation
>Tried to do stupid things to get her attention and have her initiate conversation
>Wore a Make America Great Again hat and Trump t-shirt to class
>She just ignores me
>End of subjunctive unit in Spanish, Mr. Brooks has a subjunctive pie day
>People would bring in a pie(s) and share it with the class
>Decide that this would be my chance
>Buy $50 worth of pumpkin, apple, and pecan pies
>Bring it to class
>No one else brings in pies
>Everyone thinks I'm Mr. Moneybags
>Everyone but Regan
>People are thanking me left and right, but Regan just stays sitting in her chair and doesn't budge
>Feel like I just wasted $50
>Tried to catch her after class and say something to her
>All I could say was "Man, that was a lot of pies, wasn't it?"
>"Yeah, I guess."
>I basically speedwalk my way out of there and avoid contact with her

>I knew something was up
>I knew she was shy and reserved, but she wasn't one to not thank someone
>Do a little bit of digging into her personal life through some mutual friends
>Her mom died in a car crash shortly after first talking to her
>The guy was on a motorcycle and drunk
>He was in the wrong lane and swerving like mad
>Regan's mom was driving home from her midnight shift and pulled a hard right turn out of the road to avoid hitting the motorcyclist
>She wraps her car around a telephone pole and died instantly
>Regan was terribly depressed and wasn't talking to her friends
>She used to play varsity lacrosse but quit because of her depression affecting her grades
>Don't know what to do at this point
>I don't want to talk to her because if I say something wrong, she might get hurt even more
>I didn't want to give my condolences because if I did, it would probably give her more bad memories of her mom
>Went to the cemetary where her mom was buried on a weekend
>Basically sit there the afternoon asking her mom's gravestone what I should do
>Obviously no response
>Lay down a daisy that I picked from my neighbor's garden
>I went home and spent the rest of the night wide awake

>you bet your bottom dollar
oh shit nigger you're autistic

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>Fast forward to last trimester of school
>Heard that Regan was doing better from her friend Ellie
>She was doing lacrosse again and joined the soccer team
>Decide that since I was going away to college in a few months, I might as well try to talk to her
>We share the same lunch period, so I figured I would make my move then
>After I ate, I went up to the table where she normally sat
>She wasn't there
>Ask her friends where Regan was sitting
>They point me towards the wannabe gangsta table
>They smoke, drink, are pugnacious, and want to fuck anything that walks and has a vagina
>See her with a guy named Alazar


Some background information on Alazar
>He was an old childhood friend. Was.
>He stole $700 from my friend Leo, fucked Leo's girlfriend, and crashed Leo's car - all in a single afternoon
>He had my dog Cocoa put down because he bit him when he kicked Cocoa in the head
>He broke into my house and stole over $2000 worth of electronics and guitars
>Filed a police report, but they couldn't do anything because I didn't have any proof that it was him
>The guy sold everything for dirt cheap on Craigslist
>Told the police about my evidence, and they took him down to the station, but couldn't arrest him
>All the evidence I had was circumstantial and had no hard evidence
>Didn't write down the serial numbers of my guitars, so I was fucked
>Smokes weed and flashes his money on Snapchat almost daily
>Money that he stole from hard-working people

Cont?

ya

none of this happened but keep going

>About to lose my shit
>I cannot stand to let someone like Regan be with human garbage like Alazar
>Wait until Alazar and Regan leave each other before I approach Regan

>"Hey, you're Regan, right?"
>"Yeah, and you are?"
>She forgot who I was
>"My name is user, I'm from your Spanish class first trimester. I sat across from you."
>"Oh, ok."
>"Where's your next class?"
>"It's Honors English, in B wing."
>"If you don't mind, I just wanted to talk to you on the way to your next class. If you don't want to, I understand."
>"It's okay, what did you want to talk about?"

We start walking.

>"Do you know Alazar?"
>"Yes. Why?"
>"I don't want to get too involved in what you're doing with him, but I can tell you that he isn't any good."
>"What are you talking about?"
>"I've known him for ten years and he's turned into a piece of shit. He's a borderline psychopath and treats people like they're tools. He's stolen $700 from my friend Leo and crashed his car. The worst part is, he and his girlfriend had sex in Leo's mom's car."
She remains quiet.
>"I know you barely know me, so if I come off as weird, it's my fault. I just don't want to see anyone get hurt by him."
>"Why are you telling me this?"
>"Because I li-"
I clear my throat.
>"Because if I were in your shoes, I'd want someone to do the same."

We get to her classroom and she walks in. I don't even say goodbye. I leave for my next class and continue with my day.

>The next day, Alazar came up to me during lunch
>I don't remember exactly what he said because most of what he spoke was unintelligible Ebonics, but I do remember the general gist of the conversation
>"Who the fuck do you think you are? Don't stop me from getting pussy just because you can't get any."
>Without even thinking, I shot out of my seat, stood with my chest puffed out, and I said something that I would soon regret
>"Or what, you filthy nigger?"
>Immediately, Alazar tries to sucker punch my jawline
>I block, but the impact on my forearm hurts enough that I can't make a closed fist with my left hand
>I feint with a right jab to his lower abdomen before closing in on him and slamming him with a left elbow to the temple
>He staggers and is dazed for a few seconds
>I decide to end it
>I tackle him and send him crashing to the ground
>I throw jab after jab to his eyes and mouth
>I couldn't punch him with my left hand because it still hurt so I slammed into his cheekbones a couple times with my elbow
>He is getting extremely bloody and I can barely stop myself
>The adrenaline and the pure bloodlust that made me incredibly excited
>I only stopped because the school security guard pulls me off of him
>I ended up breaking his nose, chipping his front two teeth, and he couldn't see straight for two weeks
>I got out of school suspension for a week, but could have gotten expelled if Alazar had snitched and said that I called him a nigger

>When I got back to school, every single nigger wanted to kill me
>Even Mr. Brooks looked at me differently
>I managed to go four days avoiding as many niggers as I could before I got in another fight
>I would normally skip gym because the teacher didn't count attendance and generally didn't care about the class
>Instead of going to gym class, I would go to the library and study
>Once I was done with studying, I left and went to the bathroom
>I was mid-piss when four niggers came in
>One of the niggers stood by the door and held the handle shut
>Before I was even done pissing, they began to circle up around me, saying that "We just wanna talk."
>Bullshit, I knew they were going to try to gang up on me
>I finished pissing and zipped up my pants
>"About what?"
>"What you did to Alazar"
>At this point, I'm trying my best to act tough when I know I'm about to get my ass kicked
>"And you think that four on one is fair?"
>I don't let them respond, I do an about-face while throwing my hardest right-cross to the nigger directly behind me
>Literally channeled all of my strength in that one punch
>Guy falls straight to the floor with an audible thud
>Two other niggers plus the one blocking the door are still in the way
>I'm wide open after the right cross and the nigger on my left sucker punches my jaw
>I stagger a bit before the nigger on my right throws a hook on my left temple
>I don't remember what happened afterwards - I got knocked out
>When I came to, my head was in a toilet with the back of my head covered in piss
>Fucking niggers pissed on me after they ganged up on me

>I never got beat up again, but was always a target for bullying
>One nigger tried to run me over with his car
>The last two months of high school was pure hell for me
>No teacher liked me anymore, even though I was doing extremely well in their classes
>The only two people that were still friends with me was the computer nerd that made the app and Leo
>Leo personally thanked me for getting revenge on Alazar for him
>He asked if I wanted anything, and I told him to tell Regan what Alazar did to both of us
>He happily obliged
>He even got some more people who were wronged by Alazar to tell her what kind of a person he really was
>The computer geek that made the app with me said that Regan avoided contact with Alazar after I beat him up
>Ironically, Alazar had been talking shit about me and said that he would kick my ass after I told Regan to avoid him
>Alazar still wanted to get into Regan's pants, but couldn't
>Thanks to Leo, Regan knew everything that Alazar did
>Regan was the one girl that opened up and talked to me after what had happened
>I apologize to her if I got too involved in her personal life
>She told me not to worry, and she thanked me
>She actually gave me a hug
>Life was getting better for a while

So fucking fake. Very uninteresting story also. Still wanna see the end so keep going

Prom was approaching
>I was planning on going before I beat up Alazar, but going was out of the question
>Regan was the only girl that wanted to go with me, but if I went, I would get ganged up on by the niggers again
>I didn't want to put her in danger
>I spent prom home, alone, and afraid
>Regan went to prom, but she didn't go with a date
>She already bought a couples ticket for us, but didn't want to waste them so she gave one to her best friend
>I regret not going so much

It gets worse Sup Forums
>Alazar was not going to take no for an answer
>He went to prom alone and followed Regan around the entire time
>Regan's friend Ellie told me that she wasn't feeling well halfway through and wanted to go home
>Alazar happily drove her back to "her" house
>This was complete bullshit
>I called Regan, but the phone went straight to voicemail
>I called Regan's dad the next day and asked him if she came home
>He said that she was gone the entire night, and he was worried sick
>I texted Regan's friend who went with her to prom and she said that she never talked to Regan after Alazar took her home
>I waited a day before trying to call Regan again
>She picks up
>She's crying
>"I'm so sorry, user. I'm so sorry. I should've stayed with you. Why did I have to go?"

>Alazar had spiked Regan's punch with rohypnol
>He happily volunteered to take Regan home, but his version of home was the Motel 6 that was two miles away
>He checked out a room, and took her in
>It was eight hours before Regan came to
>She knew that she had been raped because she woke up naked with cum leaking from her vagina
>Alazar was nowhere to be found, he had already checked out in the morning
>Regan had to walk six miles in her prom dress to get home
>She didn't want to have her dad know what happened because he would murder Alazar
>She didn't tell her dad because she didn't want to lose both her mother and her father
>I was the only person she trusted with knowing what had happened to her
>"Don't talk like that, Regan. We'll make it through this. Where are you right now?"
>"Planned Parenthood."
>"Hold on tight, I'll be right there."
>I get in my car and I drive as fast as I possibly can
>Run three red lights, somehow no cops catch me
>Many middle fingers were thrown at me
>When I arrive, I finally see Regan sitting on the curb of the parking lot
>She looks visibly distraught
>I sit down next to her and she breaks down crying
>Never in my entire life had I heard someone cry the way Regan did that day
>I just held her in my arms and cried too
>We were in the parking lot, crying together for two hours

Damn this is pretty good story telling ngl

^

>The next day, we had to go back to school
>Alazar had went full chimp and told his slimy gorilla friends what he did to Regan during lunch while I walked by
>I was ready to kill him
>I thought about it for a second before deciding that I shouldn't do anything, for Regan's sake

I should have killed him right then and there, Sup Forums. I should have taken my knife and gouged his eyes out before cutting his dick off and stabbing him until he bleeds to death.

>Word gets out from Alazar that he fucked Regan
>"Fucked", not "raped"
>People start to bully Regan for being a nigger lover
>She gets called a slut by the niggers
>Her friend Ellie turns on her as Ellie hated Alazar with a burning passion
>Regan didn't have any friends afterwards
>It was just me and her

after this story is over i wanna see a pic of OP and regan

The story is starting to wind down, Sup Forums. It's almost done. I can't tell you there's a happy ending, but something good does come out of it.

>The bullying starts getting to Regan and she starts skipping school
>I can't skip because the AP tests are right around the corner and I needed some time to cram
>I spent very little time with Regan when she needed me the most
>Sometimes, I told her that if she wanted to come over and study together, she could
>She always said no as she didn't want to disturb my studying, and she would just hold me back
>I keep trying to get her to come over, but she never does

Two weeks later, and AP tests are done
>Because of excessive studying, I was never in contact with Regan while tests were ongoing
>I finally decide to give her a call
>Instantly, I get an automated message saying that the number I called is not in service
>No, it's a mistake
>I call her again, same message
>No, her phone is just off
>I wait an hour and call her back
>No, no, no, no, no
>I rushed over to her house
>I slam on the door and wait for her dad to open it
>"Oh, it's you."
>His bagged eyes, his mellow tone, everything about him confirmed my suspicions
>I broke down in front of him
>"She's gone, isn't she?"
>He doesn't respond
>"What happened to her?! I know she's doing okay, she just needs some time to herself, right?!"
>Regan's dad starts crying
>The man is 6'4", with the angriest complexion I have seen
>All of this melts and turns into nothing as he starts to cry
>He tells me to go home
>I sit in my car parked in their lot overnight crying and screaming

Regan committed suicide on May 20th, 2016. She died by overdosing on her late mother's Ambien.

We're almost done. I just can't leave any loose ends.
>I decided it was time
>I was going to kill Alazar
>I bought a Remington 870 and a box of birdshot
>I wanted this fucker to be writhing in pain
>I texted Alazar, and said that I wanted to apologize for beating him up
>Said that I bought a couple joints and if he wanted to smoke and shake, he'd be more than welcome
>Fucker actually buys it
>I tell him to meet me at the McDonald's parking lot
>Regan and I would often go to McDonald's after school, we never ate anything, just wanted a place to talk
>I load the shotgun with six rounds before putting it in the passenger seat of the car
>I drive up to the parking lot and I see Alazar waiting for me
>I pull up next to him, and he waves at me
>This porch monkey is going to die and I am going to enjoy every second of it
>"Hey Alazar, how are you doing?"
>"I'm doing fine, what about you?"
>"I feel terrible, but I think I'll get better after I..."
>I give him the motion to come closer
>"...KILL YOU."
>I open the door.
>"Get on the floor!"
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.

Hold up, at the very start, you said "I think SHE and I are ready to tell this story"
>Wtf my mans

aww shit

you upset me

So much hope, you ruined my faith

>Wore a Make America Great Again hat and Trump t-shirt to class
>She just ignores me

My sides are in orbit

FUCK

>I just can't leave any loose ends.
fuck guys abandon thread
fuck shut it down
shut it all down
he's coming for us next

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I, my good sir, tip my hat to you...Not that i bought the story, but it was well told...and did not expect the dinosaur

Fuck i bet you alt right foggots were so hard for that story till he dropped the old dinosaur.

Sup Forums was officially made great again today

well done OP
put's my dinosaur greentext to shame

>Sup Forums
get out

triggd

My heart was racing, my fucking palms are sweaty. You're the biggest asshole on Sup Forums and I love you for it

Welp, story's over. You know what has to happen now.

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masturbatory good vs evil bullshit, I bet you all cheered loudly "Swiper no Swiping!" the whole time

reading this, Sup Forums was like that guy in the audience crying when Bruno made out with a man in the wrestling ring

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put me in the screen cap

Kek

>"Who the fuck do you think you are? Don't stop me from getting pussy just because you can't get any."

This is very authentic sounding dialog.

>I didn't want to put her in danger

I think this is my favorite line so far of this entire autistic masturbatory fantasy.