Go to Russia

>go to Russia
>no one's rushing

>go to the us
>no one is united

>go to Sup Forums
>no one is intelligent

>go to Hungary
>no thanks i just ate

>Go to Cuba
>Havana good time

>go to new zealand
>it's almost 200 years old

>go to New York
>it's actually relatively old

I am.

>be american
>wake up at 2pm
>"well it's time to go to work"
>spend 2 hours changing and masturbating in the shower
>eats happy meal leftovers from last night
>gets on fat mobile
>drives to car
>spends 30 mins getting fat mobile onto car
>drives to work
>spends 30 minutes getting fat mobile off the car
>sharts in pants
>"oh shit, I shat myself"
>spends 30 minutes changing into backup underwear
>6pm
>"well, I guess it's time for dinner, a good day's work deserves a good meal"

>go to Uruguay
>im not a gay

>Go to Rome
>No romeing on my phone

>go to america
>get shot

>Go to Melbourne
>Mel is not burning

>go to Netherlands
>there's no ghasts

>4 hour workday
Weak

>go to washington
>things aren't being washed by the ton

>Go to Thailand
>No one wears ties

>Minecraft

dont send vidya shutins to the outdoors board, you psycho

>go to Sweden
>no one is a Swede

Holy shit

Holy shit.

Check'd and kek'd

>go to Israel
>nobody actually belives in YHWH

>Go to Turkey.
>Everyone's human

HOW CAN WE SLEEP, WHEN MELBOURNE IS BURNING

>Go to Turkey
>forgot to bring raid

>go to Israel
>nothing is real

...

>go to england
>it's actually inbred

kek

> go to Finland
> people don't have fins

> go to USA
> nobody is united

How is this funny? Fucking Sup Forumstards stay in your containment boards

>go the Germany
>not many germans

>German sense of humor

>go to Finland
>everything is fine.

>go to Germany
>actually lots of germs

>it's actually relatively old
>this is what americans believe
AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
damascus is some 10.000 years old....kid.....

>kid
psshhh
nothin personnel

>Democratic People's Republic of Korea

literally none of these are correct

WE

>go to Sup Forums
>it's Reddit

At least they have mosques

>be a Finn
>have autism

Well it is Korea.