>go to Russia
>no one's rushing
Go to Russia
>go to the us
>no one is united
>go to Sup Forums
>no one is intelligent
>go to Hungary
>no thanks i just ate
>Go to Cuba
>Havana good time
>go to new zealand
>it's almost 200 years old
>go to New York
>it's actually relatively old
I am.
>be american
>wake up at 2pm
>"well it's time to go to work"
>spend 2 hours changing and masturbating in the shower
>eats happy meal leftovers from last night
>gets on fat mobile
>drives to car
>spends 30 mins getting fat mobile onto car
>drives to work
>spends 30 minutes getting fat mobile off the car
>sharts in pants
>"oh shit, I shat myself"
>spends 30 minutes changing into backup underwear
>6pm
>"well, I guess it's time for dinner, a good day's work deserves a good meal"
>go to Uruguay
>im not a gay
>Go to Rome
>No romeing on my phone
>go to america
>get shot
>Go to Melbourne
>Mel is not burning
>go to Netherlands
>there's no ghasts
>4 hour workday
Weak
>go to washington
>things aren't being washed by the ton
>Go to Thailand
>No one wears ties
>Minecraft
dont send vidya shutins to the outdoors board, you psycho
>go to Sweden
>no one is a Swede
Holy shit
Holy shit.
Check'd and kek'd
>go to Israel
>nobody actually belives in YHWH
>Go to Turkey.
>Everyone's human
HOW CAN WE SLEEP, WHEN MELBOURNE IS BURNING
>Go to Turkey
>forgot to bring raid
>go to Israel
>nothing is real
...
>go to england
>it's actually inbred
kek
> go to Finland
> people don't have fins
> go to USA
> nobody is united
How is this funny? Fucking Sup Forumstards stay in your containment boards
>go the Germany
>not many germans
>German sense of humor
>go to Finland
>everything is fine.
>go to Germany
>actually lots of germs
>it's actually relatively old
>this is what americans believe
AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
damascus is some 10.000 years old....kid.....
>kid
psshhh
nothin personnel
>Democratic People's Republic of Korea
literally none of these are correct
WE
>go to Sup Forums
>it's Reddit
At least they have mosques
>be a Finn
>have autism
Well it is Korea.