Roll, I’ll grant you a wish and a misfortune

Roll, I’ll grant you a wish and a misfortune.

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ROLL

Rolling for my daily life

I wish my dog was sapient and able to talk so that it would be legal to have consensual sex with her

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I wish that i could earn enough money to buy 1 family size pizza for me alone everyday

You can stick your foot in a toilet and no reprocussions, but you have to stick your foot in a toilet once a day.

You get a unicorn as a pet and get to live in a magical land, but it’s infested with spider scorpion mixed bugs.

You get to do all that fuckery jazz, but sadly the dog runs away after two years and gets a nicer family and you get arrested.

That shit is actually kinda cool on both sides

You get that.. and then you get murdered for eating someone else’s slice of pizza from the neighborhood.

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You get to do whatever you want with no consequences.. except for have sex.

Roll

I wish for a hot gf

You get quints infinitely for the rest of your posts, but you can never sleep and are infinitely tired.

Roll, I wish for my stomach disease to be cured

You get that and she’ll have sex whenever you feel like it, but she hates sex where you’re dominant and you have to be a cuck.

You get that but you bleed out your dick for a week straight once a month.

You can have all the sex you want but you can only have it with fat ugly girls.

I wish the age of consent was 12

I wish for the power to save the ones I love

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