You have to power to send the fuhrer a message 80 years ago to the day

you have to power to send the fuhrer a message 80 years ago to the day.
the message is from 2016 and hitler will read it in 1936.
hitler will read this message knowing it has come from the future.
what do you want to tell him?

Don't invade Russia.

Just that I like his hair and I think he's nice

Consolidate your gains and avoid Russia

Ayy lmao

dunt kill da joods

so that we could invade him first and end everything five years earlier?

Leave the inbred bolshevik cocksucker menace to collapse into its own shitpile. Use their anti-semitism to further the solution.

Make ally with USSR and England.

No chances for Britain, wait until after the war to deal with the Jews

Hail hydra

Invade the USSR.

NO BARBAROSSA UNTIL SPRING

Provide more evidence that the Holocaust never happened.

Form a pan-Euroasian Alliance against Japan and stop the Anime Cancer.

P.S. Exterminate Lizard People. They blame everything on Jews because they are an easy target.

(yamaka spinning intensifies)

DON'T BURN THE JEWS

Seriously, you think they're bad now, but you would believe how much power they have in the future. No one can question them either due to them pulling out the "6 MILLION" card.

I have no tips on how to succeed military wise, but I can tell you this: Fighting the Jews will only make them stronger. If you go down, bring them with you, but not with violence.

Don't you have to head to temple, rebbe?

"Why are you suck a cuck?"

Dont invade Russia, dont ally with Japan, join forces with the United States, good luck.

The eternal angelo wants war, by all means. You have to take care of this vermin soiling europe before you can secure Lebensraum for the german Volk in the east.

Attack russia in blitzkrieg till you reach Ukraine, then retreat back to defense able borders and lure them into the reichland.

That way they still blitz smash the russians, but, don't get lured unto the winter.

>Tell that fuckface Mussolini that german troops will march onto rome next if he dares to make any move in the balkans
So Babarossa starts early enough that the winter won`t be as much of an issues anymore.

Don't listen to this guy Actually burn all the jews you can now. They will pull the 6 million card anyway, might as well kill as many as you can.

don't rely encrypted messages,the british will work all of them out
invest in your supply lines at the cost of a speedy advance
Britain will never surrender or ally with you with Churchill in power *try to have him killed at all costs*
the Italians are worthless and you should just ignore them
america will enter the war so brace your anus
don't invade Russia without being prepared for the winter
the polish,ukrainians are usefull, alienating them will make invading Russia hellish, accepting them with generous terms will make the war winnable

also don't bother with a navy , the Brits will fuck you right up , only use submarines to disrupt the supply chains around Britain, but again don't focus on it, instead try to focus on creating a state of self sufficiency in the Reich.

Mein großvater war Deutsche. Er hat Mir gesagt,,nie vertrauen den italien!" Smh

If the USA mentions anything about a new super weapon or bomb or starts dropping flyers on your cities to warn people to gtfo, you've already lost.

>Make ally with USSR and England.
The English didn´t want to. No matter how hard he tried. Don´t get his love for the empire tho. I like the Britbongs alot but maaan, letting em go so many times....

Both offensives were started in the spring. It wasn´t problem of timing but blank military power

more like, Churchill refused to allow Hitler to present his peace deal to the British public.
back then average Brit wasn't that opposed to Hitler especially in London.

Meh it´s over pal. Gotta get some gel for my ass. Houssein is coming home early

"Eva Brown has had an affair with Lily Riefenstahl dude"

...though on second thought, he would just shrug and say "well, who hasn't".

HAAHAHAHAHAHAA

you're not doing anything wrong.

The Italians are fucking useless.

>Make friends with the Russians, kill every Anglo, even the children.

Get Einstein and any other german scientists that worked in the Manhattan project to build the nuclear bomb and just nuke london, Washington, paris etc. Until everyone capitulates.

Remember Heavy water experiments?

Keep that UP it leads to the most destructive weapon in the world. An Atom aka Nuclear bomb. One bomb on London would end the war if you had it.

Dickbutt

>He shouldn't have invaded the USSR

It was inevitable. Moscow was the beating heart of the enemy from the beginning.

The real answer is just to take his hands off the eastern front and let his generals manage it. And don't depend on Italians for anything.

Push on to Moscow.

Develop nukes. Here is how they work.

Don't start a war. Just quietly get all the jews out of Germany, and then become a shining example of civilisation.

You will fail

You are going to kill yourself like a coward

Rule Britannia

Hurr Durr Damnbusturrrrr

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I already did. I examined all of the Holocaust evidence and told him how to cover up anything conclusive.

>Hey man, you're alright.

They're gonna say you did some pretty terrible things, so you might as well just do them anyway

Don't cross the river Don, Don't declare war on America. Nuclear technology can be weaponized, focus on this. Muslims are not your friend.

Don't cross the river?

Overtime for all crematorium workers
Stay out of Africa
Nuclear is essential
Drop propaganda leaflets on London

Avoid Russia and ignore North Africa, don't alienate the euroslavs, put conquest campaign on hold until you've succesfully weaponized nuclear power.

Don't ally with the Japs, they will drag America into the war.

Listen to your advisors, they will be of immense help.

Here are blueprints of the StG 44. Get it under development ASAP.

Defend your supply lines better.

Send the Jews to Israel instead of concentration camps. Give them enough resources to become self reliant. Make sure that they do NOT build up an army. Keep them a territory of Germany.

Remove only the jewish elite.
The international jews will play their tricks but you have a chance to red pill the entire world (insert definition here).
Otherwise the blood of the extinct white race will be on your hands.

make nukes

make more sturmgewehrs

dont fuck with the USA

Hitler tried to send them all to "Israel" after rounding them up. The leader of the Palestinian state refused and told him to burn them all.

The moral of this story is; get your ducks in a row.

Instead of killing Jews, holocaust muslims.

>No one can question them either due to them pulling out the "6 MILLION" card.
There's cases of the 6 million figure being used in context of persecution of jews before the Holocaust even happened

Don't spare the Swedes just because they say they are neutral.

Make sure to actually exterminate jews this time.
Just putting them in concentration camps wont do.

>boyd rice
>my nigger

Don't fight Stalin. Avoid stalingrad. Invest in jet engines. Build a few aircraft carriers.

You aren't doing anything wrong

do not attack russia and do not celare war on america. russia cannot be taken you will end up in a war of attrition on that front and it will be a waste on manpower

america will declare war on japan when they refuse to stop expanding but the difference in naval strength sides with japan and will allow them to stall out america who wants a land campaign

japan wont hold out forever but you should be able to send everything you got at the brits after you circumvent the maginot line and make the deal with spain. all your subs and planes going to them at the same time. they will know your coming but it doesnt matter

then you can wage war on russia to relieve pressure on japan if you want

((no point in mentioning einstein every time we do he does the same thing and sends soldiers to the apartment and tries to arrest einstein but einstein is gone))

Concentrate on the Me-262 program, make as much as the industry can.

Invade Russia. It will be funny.

Make America Great Again

sack russia, then retreat for the winter and let them freeze rinse and repeat until britain is defeated.

Oooo dont fight so honourably during the battle of britain bomb all the civilians you can find massacre them in there millions, dresden is fucked if you don't. just napalm london, leeds, etc until they are all dead

>((no point in mentioning einstein every time we do he does the same thing and sends soldiers to the apartment and tries to arrest einstein but einstein is gone))

> every time we do

w-what

>bolshevik antisemitism...

what revolution were you watching bro...

Remove kebab

"Ally with metaxas and ignore mussonito you fucking retarded nazi shithead, i'm from the fucking future and for fucks sakes JUST ALLY WITH GREECE"

>Literally "if you kill your enemies, they win"

Uranium 235, separate it with a gas centrifuge and use a gun to fire two subcritical masses together.
Plutonium implosion using explosive lenses marginally more powerful but more complex. USA team led by Oppenheimer will complete weapon mid 1945. Convince Japan not to attack Pearl Harbor 1941. Must keep USA out of war. Send assassin for Roosevelt if possible. False flag blame Russians if possible. Stay out of Russia in winter. Get rid of Oskar Schindler and any Jews named Soros

>Implying bombing civilian targets is fighting honourably.

>Inplying Britain wouldn't have gassed Dresden

Invade The Arabian Peninsula for shits and giggles.

Assassinate Churchill and Eden and blame it on the USSR

Then fuck up the Palestinians, or send the Jews to Madagascar.

"ur cuck"

A set of papers of every tactical mistake involving germany

ignore rostov and kiev
go straight for moscow

first Poles, then Jews

-Don't waste your time trying to make peace with Britain; all of your peace offers will be rejected, they will only accept an unconditional surrender.
-Do not put Herman Goering in charge of the Luftwaffe
-When the war starts imprison admiral Canaris - he provided vital intelligence to the allies powers thought the war.
-Operation Barbarossa will come to a grinding halt in October of 1941, make sure to provide your soldiers with proper winter equipment
-Don't declare war on America
-Fuck the Geneva conventions, USE POISONOUS GAS!

>1936
we could tell him to bet all the money in Germany on Jesse Owens.

>fighting against three superpowers at the same time
>cuck

How does the Jew cock taste by the way?

the most legendary german was a cuck for the eternal anglo lol

SPEND YOUR RESEARCH POINTS INTO NUCLEAR SCIENCE, oh and listen to that Jew Albert Einstein

And the English royal family is basically German.

Both were cucks for each other.

This tbqph

With Stalin ready to invade, and Churchill and Roosevelt manipulating behind the scenes, giving hitler nukes would be the best option

- Destroy or capture the BEF at Dunkirk and force the British to negotiate peace or surrender
- Head straight for Moscow and do not be delayed by trying to capture irrelevant towns like Stalingrad.
- Do not waste time or money on pieces of impractical crap like the P. 1000 Ratte
- Put the Sturmgewehr into mass-production as a replacement for the K98

>build the Siegfried Line and stay behind it, fortify heavily to fight off western euro cucks, don't push into france and to the coast, too long to practically defend, little warning of massive attack. focus on east

>bliz urrals first, leaving moscow for later. Crillple USSR oil supplies

>force stupid japs to attack eastern USSR at the same time you attack

>convince eastern euro cucks and US that gommunism is real enemy and to leave you alone

this

Dieses Mal ohne Italien

ay hol up is you be sayin einstein was a snitch

>learn English and make a series of broadcast speeches and filmstrips telling America what a great country they are and how much you like them, in your own voice, in order to turn public opinion in your favor. Mention Jesus and George Washington, and also pander to the negro. Give Jesse Owens a warm welcome and look ecstatic when he wins.

Pursue a nuclear weapons program. Spare no expense.