What’s the first thing you’d do if you woke up as a dog?

What’s the first thing you’d do if you woke up as a dog?

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Go back to sleep

take a shit

arf

fuck my gf

shitpost

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Eat my own poop

checked and kekd

Lick my nuts and sweaty, brown dog dick

satan

fuck bitches

The same thing i alway do eat shit sleep

Probably what that dog is doing in the pic.

What would I do if I was a dog if I had a female owner:
>Wait til she fell asleep and start licking her pussy and see if she'd stop me.
>Wait til she comes out of the shower, put my snout up her towel and lick her pussy and see if she would stop me.
>Wait til she is naked in any way and start licking her pussy and see if she would stop me.
>Step it up a notch at some point and try to mount and fuck her.


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I'd hang out in my sisters room and lick my own cock while I watch her undress each night

Lick balls

Knot a bitch

Lick my mother fucking balls

chew on my ass hole for the next 15 minutes

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Anyone who does not go with nut lick is a lying faggot!

>walk up to owner
>say "nobody will ever believe you".
>walk away and do dog things

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