> Be me > Playing regular Sims 3 at 2:00am > No expansion packs or cheats > Boring as all hell > Enable console commands > Fuck around with the cheat items > Make house full of those gnomes that are actually alive > Get's boring real quick > New idea > Use console command to unlock locked clothing > This includes the clothes that sims can only usually wear if they have that specific job > Notice a lot of the military career clothes > Get a great fucking idea > Create sim > "Hans Hitler" > The story is he's Hitler's long lost son > Dress him in recolored military outfit and hat > Traits: Hates the Outdoors, Loner, Bookworm, Innapropriate, Mean Spirited > The reason why I chose those first three perks will become apparent later > Spend an hour building on an empty lot > Most of that time went in to building Hans' home > From the outisde it's an incredibly tall, gray, brick tower > On the inside it's a full home (and a very cozy one at that) > Only one window on the whole thing > It's on the top floor: Hans' study > So he can keep tabs on his land below while writing, reading, and listening to classical music > Build a nazi death camp in front of tower > Simple design, but effective > Essentially just a square track fenced in with barbed wire > Forcing its victims to walk in an endless loop until death > Threw in a few torches, a stone entrance, and a giant swastika in the center > Looking very nice > Now all I need are victims ...
> Thinking of creating a family of Jews from scratch > Decide that would take too long and it would be more fun if I just took one of the game's premade familys > Choose the Bunch family > Morbidly obese mom, morbidly obese dad with a pedo-stache and a potato head, /fit/ teenage son, hot blonde underage teenage daughter, ugly younger daughter who inherited her father's potato head, and a generic-looking younger son who was about the same age > With console commands I was able to access the character editor at any time > Use this to edit each member of the family one at a time > Change parents in to identical gray jumpsuits > Wouldn't let me use jump suit on kids, so I just gave them bland clothes and colored them the same shade of grey > Give them all shaved heads > Think I developed a new fetish doing it to the hot, underage blonde > Take special care to remove all gold jewlery > It has begun ...
I created something like that once in Sims 2. 7 jews and one guard. Got boring real fast, burned everything and everyone in barracks. Guard was imprisoned by Vasili and Kolja.
Carson Brooks
> My plan was to have Hans be really friendly to all of them and mostly choose the option to enthuse about new house > Unfortuanetly, most of you probably know how hard it is to keep Sims from doing other shit, so I just got straight on with the camp > The entire Jew family seemed in good spirits, and it wasn't too hard getting them in > Now it was just a matter of waiting for them to become agitated > I had Hans sit back and read a book in his comfy little tower living room as I commenced stage two > Although I was sure confident that the camp would do its job, I wanted to speed up the process > I had placed sprinklers around all four corners of the camp > Turning them on did exactly what I expected it to > They were now wet, causing them great iritation > Unlike my previous experiments with sprinklers, the sims were not attempting to mop up the mess > This was good, since I didn't want anything to get in the way of them walking around > A few of them managed to slip by security with a few books and some fruit in their inventory, but those were quickly confiscted > Jews trying to smuggle contraband in to MY camp? > They deserved immediate punishment > Just for that, I added four more sprinklers > With the Jews in check, soon it would be time for stage 3 ...
> With the power of console commands I had Hans teleport down from the third floor of his home > I had him teleport inside the camp and insult the filthy Jews > Whatever he said seemed to have worked, as they were growing more upset by the minute > I knew at this moment that it was time for stage 3 > I had done all I could to anger the Jews and that could be put on the backburner > Stage three was now in action > First thing I did was have Hans use his bookworm trait to quickly learn the writing skill > The loner and hatred of the outdoors perk helped him to stick to a tight schedule (along with a little help from the esspresso machine I bought him) > Hans was now in a writing frenzy > He hadn't slept in two days > I kept him awake on one esspresso an hour > For I am his führer, and his führer demands he work > I then activated phase 2 of stage 3 > I traded Hans' mean-spirited trait for the evil perk > Now Hans could practice his world domination speech in the mirror > Everything running smoothly ...
> The Jews were coming along great > Tired and hungry > It's then when I noticed that somewhere along the line Hans had made an autumn salad and forgot to put the leftovers in the fridge > It was absolute shit quality now > It must've been sitting there for days > So of course, I fed it to the Jews > I placed it in a central location where all of them could access it > I was curious to see if the fat-ass parents would let their slimy kike spawn have any > As I predicted, being the greeedy Jew-scum they were, they took all of it > I enjoyed watching them gag and choke as they forced the rancid meal down their throats > I enjoyed watching their children moan and whine because they didn't get any > Hans enjoyed a nice nap on the sofa in his study ...
>edgy tween hitler shit to get attention = imagination
Matthew Collins
heh, nice one
Chase Nelson
This one's for all you guys...
> Somewhere along the line I remembered that part in Schindler's List where on of the nazis tries to bang the jew girl > Hans seemed content, but maybe a little bored > And I'd seen how he'd stared at that disgusting kike pig's ass > I mean, it's not like Sims would've allowed for him to want to fuck a loli or a shota, but even that would've been better than this > My own Hans, my most trusted sim wanted to have intercourse with a jew > And out of them all it was the fat-ass mom > So I teleported Hans in to the camp and he apoligized to her and tried to have a chat > She didn't respond too well > In a last ditch effort, I teleported them both to Hans' tower > This was a huge honor > No one else but Hans had stepped in to his tower > He made her some waffles and encouraged her to grab some coffee > After all, she was exhausted > No sleep for nearly a week > She could've passed out some time when Hans wasn't watching, but that was unlikely > She thought the coffee and waffles were an apology > They weren't > Hans was purely interested in dat ass > And he was successfull > My own Hans, my most trusted sim had intercourse with a jew > My own Hans, my most trusted sim didn't regret it > My own Hand, my most trusted sim developed deep feelings for a kike > I no longer had any fondness for Hans Hitler ...
just kick the bitch back to the camp and let her die
Justin Long
> That next morning Hans woke up for the last time > Of course the jew remained asleep because that sex was probably the most exerscise she'd ever gotten > I told Hans to come down to the living room (the bottom floor of the tower) > He seemed confused at first by the blank wall where the door used to be > He seemed confused why I removed the ladder behind him > He seemed confused why I didn't let him make breakfest before doing this > The cheap stove in the back of the room made it all clear > I placed the fridge and the counter > He prepared the waffles without hesitation > As they cooked, I could've sworn he looked scared > Just for a minute > I told him to take a seat on the couch > It was the most expensive couch in the game, the most comfortable > He loved that couch > But he never made it to that couch > Because just at that moment he passed out > All those days of writing without sleep finally caught up to him > The fire engulfed the house, the reaper showed up, and, yeah... > He was gone > I evicted the Jew bitch shortly after > and just minutes after that, the children were taken away by child services > and just minutes after that, their kike father died in the camp > and just minutes after that, I placed Hans' grave next to his father's > He was a traitor, alright > But he was a true nazi 'til the very end > RIP Hans Hitler
did the jew woman get pregnant? you could make a follow up to this
Austin King
Rip Hitler's son
Juan Turner
Holy fuck, I never thought to check. Was playing on mute so not like I could've heard the sound it makes when a sim gets pregnant. Unfortunately I took her out of the house and didn't put her anywhere else so she's just gone with no way of recovery. That would've been top zozzle though.
