Why is this thing a country?

why is this thing a country?

serious question

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Ask the big Karel.

Because we failed

its the oldest country in europe, it just got bigger than intended because of some conquests.

This is your ancestors m8 bow before it
This thing lived more than 1500 years and is basically the heart of Europe.

Why does a shitty country, which has existed for a little more than 20 years, that no one can even position on a map, dare question us ?

Please leave the banter to the relevant big dogs. Or go have a genocide, a civil war, turn your female population into a worldwide prostitute reputation or whatever it is that you guys are doing in eastern Europe as of now, and leave us alone.
Thanks.

because they used to have a great military and they were culturally relevant

those two things have been gradually waning

North Algeria.

nice ID

>the heart of europe is a bunch of gay aids niggers

Still better than being north morroco

As our Great Emperor said Africa begins at the Pyrenees

lol czek republic belongs to germany

I have never liked France or the French, and I have never stopped saying so

kek that border

Because its not twenty years old unlike yours

holy shit

jesus fuck
you've broken me, Sup Forums

EVERY
TIME

Pure coincidence

>heart of Europe
kek

I wouldn't say the heart of Europe, but still it's a important country

>its the Jew World Order headquarters Switzerland
>pic related, Green is EU
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Meme Magic is Accelerating

You call this food?

Btw Prague sucks ass, kys

Not as bad as this one

french people are probably not white

Why do you hate us ?

Because the English had a string of shitty kings who lost all the English possessions in France otherwise at least the northern half of the country would be part of England.

Yes, all that's north of Catalonia is literally Africa.

...

France is great.

Patisserie alone is worth keeping them around.

DELETE THIS GOY

Because it has it's own culture, language and heritage, Mr. Slav Country 24.

He is like our north africans, he hate us because his shitskin instinct tell him he is inferior to us, therefore he hate us because he know he will never be our equal.

Henri II was hated by all the rich and religious people in England

France is the country equivalent of a forced meme. Up until the 19th century it was an ethnic and linguistic mess centred on the King in Paris. When nation states became the next big thing the government went to great lengths to homogenise the language and create a '''''French''''' identity. Was basically as much of a country as the Ottoman Empire but managed to trick Brittany/Aquitaine/Corsica/Picarde/Alsace-Lorraine etc. into calling themselves this made up word 'France'. Exactly the same as Italy.

Where's Ahmed?

Corsica should be independent .

Fucking Anglos, stop spreading lies.

>its the oldest country in europe, it just got bigger than intended because of some conquests.
Kek. Right....

I wonder myself

Because the jews

Here he is. Fucking blowing rich Arab countries aren't you?

oy goy delete this oy vey

Those are some sexy skin tight armour

Hey, Britain is the same forced meme, but at least the constituent kingdoms are real nations like England and we all recognise that. We accept that we're four brother peoples working together. Meanwhile France's entire history revolves around convincing people to follow the whim of the Parisian Jew, the French '''''nation state''''' being only one of these methods.

underrated!

Well, at least they had success where UK failed.

>White tourists visiting Caliphate of Paris

Gib back William's clay you toads

How was 1066 for ye? Your nobility is French, plebs.

Don't you suppose to hate English? Why do you write in it?

"In 2010, the Alhambra issued a press release that said that it was the monument most visited in Spain in 2009, with about 3 million visitors."

Calling others Mudslimes, kek.

You're my clay. Give it back.

what's that?

England Scotland Wales and Ireland are all real nations, the UK is just us working together. You Brazilians did a pretty good job building a nation out of niggers and uncivilised natives.

>bring up stuff from a million years ago

we recked you recently and then you were never the same (see: WW2)

Yep, they will teach arab in schools and not cors, basque or catalan.

Dunno,supposed to be Czech cuisine.

Mange un bite noir cocu

>Normans
>French

choose one m8

Don't you recognize smažák? Ashamed of you, tbf.
Still better than snails.

What? Maybe for a while but Henry VII was Welsh, the Stuarts were Scottish, William if Orange was Dutch and everyone after was German you stupid frog

Still mad that your joke of a country lost every single war against Spain?

>Bretagne
A completely different story
>Loire Basin
France proper (Middle Francia) [Oil]
>Seine Basin
Norman France [Oil]
>Rhein river (now mostly out of France)
True Frankish cradle [now Flemish-Saxon]
>Rhone
Provenzal clay [Provenzal]
>Southern Littoral
Languedoc proper [Oc]
>Massif Central
De jure Languedoc. True story is = Mountain Men
>Garonne
Aquitaine proper [Oc]
It was multiethnic in the Middle Ages. It was a mix of:
>(late) English settlers and entrepreneurs
>Languedoc people (especially Toulouse)
>Basque people (border people)

We're both Danelaw though

With all due respect, kys.

>France is the heart of Europe
Do people actually believe this meme?

>Cunt the Great
You cannot make this shit up.

>Spend a thousand years trying to homogeneize France.
>Open the gates to islam
Frogs are retarded

Please don't go there, you'll just cause a frog meltdown.

French people do yes, they somehow manage to out-do us in terms of arrogance

Oh vey

>heart of Europe
>Capital city is huge african slum

>They were descended from Norse ("Norman" comes from "Norseman"[1]) raiders and pirates from Denmark, Iceland and Norway who, under their leader Rollo, agreed to swear fealty to King Charles III of West Francia.[2]

Lol, Spain is a meme. You're probably a neet in Andalusia.

Most english nobles were normans, not necessary the royalty

We don´t. French people are just retarted, nothing personal

>Spend hundreds years to expulse muslim
>succes
>golden age

----->1990
>cuckservateur open spain gates to african like jew before

Normandy is a "land of France". We consider we contributed greatly to France through this millenium despite liking to fight and deserve to be in there, even deserve to lead it. Realize also that norman politics is very complex even up to these days. There are 3 major cities all of which have very different allegiances, and some through most of their history were loyal to the French king.

Now give clay.

Mais pourquoi vous sucez les bites?

Do any anons, especially French anons, have some insight into why France failed to have a population boom like other nations did during the industrial era?

Historically, France was the most populous region in Europe by far, and the third most populous region on Earth, behind only China and India. I've heard that France would have something on the order of 350 million+ people living in it if they'd had a comparable population boom to the rest of Europe. Why didn't they?

Normandie literally means the land of the men of the north.

We're just not niggers. We like having a good number of kids but too much is unsufficent.

It's Cnut. Old version of Knud.

But I'm a catalanist.

Why is your thing a country?
I mean no offense but you are literally a non-country lol.

It's a good question, I've always asked it myself. Anyone know?

It will be a whole different country in 50 years

Three brother peoples. Wales was annexed.

Because of pic-related Anòn

>give clay to a bunch of ex-Norsemen who got rekt by us in all recent conflicts and we bailed out in WW2

Don't think so m8

Because french men are cucks

Stop being in denial, Willy had viking blood in him

at least he is not being flooded with niggers and arabs so shut your mouth

Sounds about right to me.

France is the heart of France.
However the meme I believe is that there are *some* hearts of Europe.

## THE BIG HEART ##

Is made of all the regions surrounding the Alps.
>Good plains
>Hills at the bottom of the mountains
>Solid catholic faith (on both sides of the mountain range)
>Area of exchange and trade
>Tradition of local independence, caucuses, etc.

## THE MINING HEART ##

Alsace, Lorraine, and Rhine river.
You cannot understate the importance of this area at ALL times. It includes shit that was relevant for different reasons at different times.
>Mining region
>Wine hill region
>Black forest area (hunting, lumber, resources)
>Northern plains and river basins (havens, harbours, Niedersachsen, Netherlands... etc.)
Region had strong Frankish and later Saxon influence. But it is France no more.

## THE DANUBE ##

The Danube is fucking important in all respects. Together with its affluent rivers, you get it as:
>Easternmost border against invasions (both barbarians and Mudlimes)
>Trade route
>Source of water, farming, and sheit

## LIMBS ##

Not really the heart of Europe, but you have a bazillion buffer zones that are very characteristic. Namely:
>Mediterranean Southern Coast
(Occitaine, Genova, Venice, Sicilies, Greece)
>Iberian Peninsula
(Spain, Portugal, Galicia)
>Baltic regions
(Scandinavia, Balts)

Because great living condition in comparaison to other country like today between western and nigger

Same thing for colonisation, french did't want to quit france like anglo or spanish bc france was a great place

>Calling that tiny thing empire
Frogs never change

You've clearly never been to France. France is the land of the gods, all the Brits, Dutch and German come retire in our country.

>Implying that France didn't own 1/5th of the world at some point

Are you fucking retarded, go read a book

I remember reading from somewhere that they will start teaching arabic to small kids. Is this true?

a great place to get cucked that is