Drawthread: Why is god punishing me edition

Drawthread: Why is god punishing me edition

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Requesting a doodle of this fluffy noodle.

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Requesting her after being blacked by a bunch of black dudes.

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I'm early give me (You)s!

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requesting froppy turned into cutsey trap

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Ew

requesting more GunBan-Chan!

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would like this too. have her working harder please? gotta save kids

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And I thought you want her blacked by white dudes

Never thought id see a Emma lewd but requesting a "1 handgun = 1 handjob" and a "1 bump stock, one humped cock"

>1 round = 1 pound!

hope someone does this next

Requesting pikachu vore.

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man whats with people requesting gay ass shit rn

>Sup Forums

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>SHOOT A LOAD, NOT A GUN

who dat

Why not make the wording a little better?
>HUMPED COCKS 4 BUMP STOCKS
>HANDJOBS 4 HANDGUNS

A thing. and nothing more.

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"Bite the pillow, not a bullet"

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1. This is a simplification of a plane
2. Definition of what I consider a plane to be "approximately" without perspective.
3. Simple model allowing you to construct any form of any length, and changing the perspective or length of EX.1 can allow for different size etc. without hassle
4. Examples of forms.

Am I on to something or am I just retarded?
>inb4 both
Also excuse my shitty drawing, its not gonna be totally accurate because its like 7am and I havent slept.

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I need to think of a request for you. But the coffee isn't flowing through my veins yet....
So all I got a twisted coffee monster for now.

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in addendum, it even allows you to do some easy depth and foreshortening

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Requesting Archer as a cute reverse trap.

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As far as I know it's just a part of construction. It's a pretty simple concept for working with spatial differences. It you add in vanishing points, it helps tremendously with depth-based drawings like dynamic cover art and junk like that.
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Anyone taking requests?

>It's a tribute to decaf.
Who wants to wager that's what he looks like when he wakes up in the morning....

just ask, I'll see what I can do

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requesting dick removal edit.

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hey can i get uhhhh
demon titjob

For sure, and I have worked with 1p and 2p perspective before, and that definitely helps, but as far as the construction, measurement, etc. this will help me extremely. you can also cast a ray to a VP/horizon using this method to determine alignment in perspective stuff.

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Whatsup with all the trap and vore requests, they are increasing!?

Wasnt me that requested the reverse trap, I wanted to ask if you could draw Snake on the left doing the "You're Pretty Good" pose, doesnt have to be full body just torso up

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upon looking at my previous stuff, I just now realized that I did do this before too, but I didn't understand why I did it. this is kinda trippy.

man bein half deaf fuckin sucks

Everybody happy now

Will try, but I'm not into reverse trap

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One of the Emma/Gunban chan/whatever people are calling her requests? i like porn humor

Shadman does great porn comedy. Surprised he hasnt drawn her yet.

Sup Forums has an Emma thread every fucking 10 minutes not even exaggerrating.

gotta walk on the right side of people n shit

gotta fuckin 180 for people on my right to whisper to me

Thanks for trying :)

can’t sleep on my left side cuz i can’t hear my damn alarm

hearing aids don’t even fuckin work for me

Okay, that's bad. My left ear is proven to not hear high frequencies. But at least I can pick up the alarm....

Is my friend vore fag here?

Shad is unstable, and spends too much time playing video games.

i’ve had a girl whisper dirty talk in my bad ear before
do you know how fuckin awkward telling her i coundn’t hear a damn word she said was

Extremely! But if you have any charisma at all, that's one easy giggle you could get out of her.

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it really fuckin sucks
i’ve woken up late so many goddamn times

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Sounds to me like you're getting angry when you should be getting smart.
Find another solution to your problem. Clearly standard alarm clocks are not going to work for you.

I'm still lacking in creativity. So I'm requesting a coffee themed demon from you too.

see but most girls don’t like being told they’re doing something wrong when they’re horny

im kind wanting to draw a scenario where she has a firing range target painted on and around her leaking and gaped puss but i can't really think if a way to make it funny or about gun control

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Why would you tell her that she did something wrong?
Clearly you lack charisma.
If you aren't taking that awkward situation and making light of it, you're gunna have a bad time.

i definitely do lack charisma
but at least the sex was nice

What if she was yelling “Hey, I told you that’s a No Shooting zone!”

Yeah, at least you didn't fuck it up completely! Good job!

requesting to draw **something**, but listen to some pendulum in the process

Draw for me a grandfather clock.

not that pendulum, dummy, i mean aussie dnb

lel that kinda works

You got a problem with my request friendo? I assumed it was some musical thing. But pendulum inspires thoughts of grandfather clock.
How about a heavy metal grandfather clock?

fucking pattern on the belly! >:(

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also, one final gripe about my deafness
mother
fucking
HEADPHONES

BASED. More Emma stuff?

Sup Forums was begging for this shit yesterday. thanks

need me a big titty moth gf

R/ ing version with small tit bumps

Omg dude thank you so much! This is pretty spot on what I imagined

Embrace the deafness. Learn to FEEL the music. (Crank the volume, break the other ear. Go full Beethoven. Compose music specifically designed to initially strain the ear with petisimopiano, then to burst the ear drums with fortissimo)

Requesting dick bigger and between tits edit.

1 eyes r cyclops's. Or watever.
Wat do they call u?

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Good morning, thread.

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>tfw Decaf is the one with one eye
>tfw I control the feet.
>tfw I walk us into our death because I'm retarded.
>tfw Gall's maniacal laugh when you select it and press "i" in game is amusing as ever loving fuck.
Mornin' caf. How goes the battle of life?

Holy shit, goatbro too.
You ever think of getting goat congress together to clean up the fabled tower?

>that smile

Fuck thats hot

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Why are your demons always so cute? Is it a deception thing? Is that how they lure you in to steal your soul?

Slow boring and painful.
Wats new.
Morning.

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Nothing's ever new. Even the new things aren't new. Just rehashes of the old....
To truly get "new" one must seek out the diamond in the rough! And hope it's not just a polished turd.
>Requesting a scrawny malnourished peasant farmer searching around in a field for anything shiny that he could sell.
>Bonus points for making him look sickly and twisted somehow.

Almost read that grandfather cock.

That would of been bad.

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There's no "Congress."
Just Grandma... Or...
"Great Guardian Goat."

Mmm. Dunno what you all see in that old crumbly tower. 'specially when I was 'posed to demolish it when we all moved out.

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>Bad
Or good... depends on your perspective.
>Draw that same clock, but at a fucked up, maybe twisted perspective? Like a funhouse mirror view?

If you demolish, would you rebuild? Make a bigger, better, (faster?) goat tower?

Maybe later.

lewd, but we can go lewder

not used to the western style

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Well, it's up to you. I'm just trying to make the boring less boring.
Which is why such amusing things like "Caska is going to kill Rickert because she's not fixed. But just batshit insane now".
Those thorns/chains on her heart are Griff's demon control over her. Trust me. I'm a memeologist.

I trust u.

You do?
This has to be a first.... where's a calendar when you need one? I gotta mark this down.

Yo, could you draw this girl wearing a Team Sweden jacket?

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Mmm... Probly' not. No one lives there anymore.
Not even me, or any of my kids. Or grandkids.

Need goats for a goat tower. And it's REAL hard to go back to magic and rocks when you got a oven.

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Magic is cooler than an oven though. Like... WAY cooler.