Record high Danish household debt edition
/brit/
hate mums
hate brothers
love scotch eggs
simple as
hate my mum, hate my brothers. love scotch eggs. simple as
still trying to wrap my head around an entire family dispute over a scotch egg lads
it boggles the mind
just cause you're packin' packin', whoop, down south
brilliant
would chokeslam me own ma for a scotch egg right now ngl
Fucking Krauts making /brit/ threads about Danes
Sickening
wew
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Pretty much any STEM degree if you get the right results
One people never think about is maths – literally so many opportunities after a maths degree, pretty much anything that involves money will have maths grads in there somewhere
I had big London banks asking me to interview for them before I even graduated jej
love this
uncanny
I'm disappointed in Stormzy being so cucked
love /brit/ tbhfam
Good posts
he's obviously had problems with his family before and this was just a catalyst gave his family a reason to criticise him. notice how its not his fault, his family members just coincidentally all have issues with him.
any source on how maya is sleeping around on him?
>the countries where people move out younger have a higher rate of mortgages
Really activates the almonds
>tfw you made both posts from separate devices
double your money
hey guys i just wanna tell you that this is the last time i'll be here since i'm going to rehab tomorrow for alcoholic issues
business idea: collaborate with a mate to post a similar thing at the same time to rake in the (You)s
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good luck sören
Just punched my mum in the cunt because my brother ate sotch egg i bought and saved in the fridge
If she hands me a 4 page letter I'm going to heem my entire family
take the piss
browsing reddit
danelad? Fuck off
whats Glastonbury like?
redpill me on festivals
I'm not going to post the letter, it got very deep at times and personal for my mum, like the shit that happened to her growing up which led to her fear of aggression
I understand it but it also means she has a fear of confrontation, and since I'm the closest to her she finds it easier to argue at me rather than confront the others
She works as a nurse for the dying, she's a great person but has lots of character flaws and issues
Also I bought the scotch egg, she says they're pikey too
He started the fight, so as the eldest I'm not going to stand there and let him, I never initiated any hits only returned them
Thanks lads, I know you're all joking about it because it is ludicrous we fought over a scotch egg, but I've been posting here for 10 years now and whenever something's gone wrong in my life I always find comfort with you anons, I love you all you fucking cretins
Drugs
imagine being surrounded by children, but children who are able to legally vote
'ck off mother beater
Cheers lad, I was proud of the post desu
Mum is trying to make me shower every day
Genuinely don't see the point
Any proud rorke man in
>Glasto
>full of children
t. never been
Sleeping in a tent surrounded by drug addicts listening to bands you're not interested in and pretending you're having a good time.
Used to be the GOAT, now it's a shallow plastic facsimile of it's former glory that people go to just to say they did and wear the wristband for 8 month like some kid of terrible badge of honour
>his mum got molested as a kid
bahahahaha
No wonder she had kids that punch her
Bad post
just got dm'd this
cringed at the last post
Bad post
What's a scotch egg?
You JUST KNOW
wew
A reason to bodyslam your mum
Egg from Scotland
The chickens are a different breed so they taste different
kek
How tall is Aisha?
Tall enough
this scotch egg episode reminds me of the time I ran around the house smashing all my dad's plates because he called me billy no mates
Cornyn is apparently 5'9 so about that
think its more that owen is a literal runt. small, unimposing, ugly.
кaкaя пpoблeмa, мoй дpyг? тeбe нyжнo cкaзaть cвoeмy oтцy чтo ты гeй?
Don't try and make this about yourself if you haven't even bodyslammed your mam
Fuck off stop hacking our threads
You guys remember the glory days of Nickelodeon from between 2000-2005/6?
When they had Ned's Declassified, Jimmy Neutron, Rocket Power, early Fairly Oddparents, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, the later seasons of Hey arnold, Invader Zim, pre-movie SpongeBob, Drake and Josh, My Life as a Teenage Robot, still had reruns of the 90s shows like Rocko's Modern Life, and other great shows that once aired on Nick.
Before they started airing retarded shit around 2006/7+ like the Naked Brothers Band, post-movie SpongeBob, Back at the Barnyard, and Fanboy and Chum Chum.
so glad someone remembers my pasta, haven't posted it for almost a year
it's all google translate mate
just nutted me granda because he got me sweets again for my birthday
not my fault, he initiated it
No
Fuck off
Literal children
1995-2000 was best
Yes I remember them fondly
been a day and im still howling
back on the old ritalin today lads
>sören
I'm not going to divulge in the details but it's a lot bigger than that, like I said i accidently pushed her and I would never do it to her, the fact both my brother's turned on me after shows that
I wouldn't even want to fight my brother's because I love them, I only defended myself and my image as the eldest, I don't know if you have younger siblings but you can't let them just push you around
I cringed writing it but you have listened to me rant and vent and it has cleared my head a bit, im just letting you know I'm grateful
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perro caca
don't light that powder keg, hands off my scotch egg
howdy
screaming
installing gentoo
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Owen is qt
What Tesco does Sara work at
Itsa your dolmio day
Pyongyang
proof?
busty
jewish
boobs
if my brother pushed my mum, i'd actually beat the shit out of him. your brother was well withing his rights to fight you after that.
TINY
can't imagine living in such a runty family
see
vile
JUST
>I never initiated any hits only returned them
so you hold his hands or brush him off, don't have to hit him in return
just thinking from the perspective of my family, I'm 20 with an 18 year old sister and 22 year old brother. the sister still feels very young to me, if she were a guy and started fighting with the bro he'd be expected to fuck off rather than respond because he'd have the potential to heem her/him
even a fight between me and my brother today would be sad for all involved. we used to fight a lot as kids and we're pretty evenly matched but it's a bit much at our age
do you eat the virgin food, user?
might try a cigarette
never had one
>Corbyn is 6 months older than Prince Charles
monarchs age like milk
what's the Virgin Food?
We dont have scotch eggs here, never heard of them before today
if you have to ask
he's saying that all lefties are children because they haven't progressed mentally from the age of 16
>dad's plates
W*ITE "PEOPLE" BTFO
how will Murdoch and his cronies EVER recover after this huge blow?
billy no mates
Howling at this scotch egg fiasco
scotch eggs
5 hours until we can drink again