My wife just walked in on me watching porn. Ask me anything

My wife just walked in on me watching porn. Ask me anything.

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what were you watching?? what was her reaction?

What were you watching?

did she help out?

did you act ashamed?

it wasnt gay porn was it? youre wife one of those nigger lovers?

I was watching a cam whore on chaturbate destroy her asshole with a giant dildo. She just looked at me disgustedly and walked out.

why is that special, or a problem?

fuck i hate those nigger lovers you should knock some sense into her OP

is this the first time she's caught you? and how would you describe your sex life with your wife?

catch her watching porn

First time. Sex life is completely non existent. Definitely not going to get any now

She wouldn't ever watch porn. She has no interest in anything sexual.

Does she watch porn?

If she doesn't help you, keep fapping. Otherwise you're just a sad man who's first reaction was to go on Sup Forums because his wife's seen his penis.

damn user, good luck trying to repair tht shit. maybe she secretly wants you to do that to her.

do some research about the Netherlands and how being a stuck up bitch doesn’t work for a healthy male.

The fucked up thing is I desperately want to go back to chaturbate and see what the whore is doing now. She was fucking blasting her asshole

When the last time you two had sex? Why doesn't she want to do it? Have you talked to her about it? And, finally, does she just flat out hate you?

She let me try and fuck her ass once when we were dating. I barely got my head in and she noped out

how old were you two when you got married?

Life is too short to put up with bitches who won't put out.

I don't know but it's been over a year. We've had problems in our marriage but I can tell you it's not uncommon for married couples to not fuck. I don't think she ever liked sex (in b4 she doesn't like it with you user derp derp)

Got a name ?
Either you quit pr0n or you embrace it. And don't forget to fuck your wife if you want a chance to be forgiven (or better, that she watches with you)

I was 36.

Why marry then?

poor user, no sex. why are some women pieces of shit

Michele something. Nasty Colombian whore with giant fucking nipples. Check out amatista she's my favorite

she's definitely cucking you

Now is the time to buy her a Dildo, just like that one, and a video of a woman of your wife's dimensions using similar dildo in the bespoke fashion.

i dont get why people get married if not for having sex. Do you just tell her "brb going to the bathroom jack off" and then she tells you "gtfo my bedroom, I want to fist myself"???

Because she acted like she liked sex when we dated. I was always suspicious though. Asked her once if she was faking and she didn't talk to me for the rest of the night. You guys have no idea how fake bitches are

Have you ever tried introducing porn in the bedroom?

I bought her a vibrator when we were dating. She had no clue how to use it. She still brings it up as the worst gift I ever got her.

But now that she knows, you can be open about it. Blast it out loud and if she complains tell her she's the abnormal one. A sex-driveless prude that deserves a cat for a companion, not a human.

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We had sex all the time when we dated. Slowed down when we got married, then disappeared after second kid.

Another married user here, in a mostly sexless marriage. You never-married anons have no clue how common this shit is. Low-libido wife + high-libido husband is depressingly common - esp after kids

I mentioned it once or twice, she had no interest

This. don't get married if you enjoy sex, or if you have qualms about cheating.

My brother. Glad to know I'm not alone.

Heh, I'm not really into that type. But I can tell you have some repressed urges. I read other posts so why don't you just go watch ?

I mean, it's possible you luck out. But the odds are not good.

if you really want to be depressed, go check out /r/deadbedrooms

Trips o shit
Also maybe you should blame yourself for not pressing the matter and you know, trying to make sure before you got married??

It's not healthy for your relationship though. oldfag here, married and have sex at least twice a week even with a busy schedule. I'm a pilot and she's an ICU nurse. Porn will just destroy your desire for each other. I believe that when you marry you're giving up yourselves to each other so her needs should be above yours and your needs should be above her own. Let her know that you have a need for sex, and why she's disinterested. It might honestly be something you are doing that turns her off. But if you two aren't having sex to each other the chances of other people entering the equation will rise. As stupid as it may seem schedule in sex if its a schedule issue yall have. Try to romance her, pursue her like when you were dating her. It's 100% true that a woman's main sex organ is her brain. Sexual intimacy is a good indicator of the status of the marriage, it shows greater underlying problems.

Stop feeling sorry for yourselves, if you keep doing the same shit you do on routine nothing is going to change. I'm 42 married for 12 years and we did go through a period of time when sex started to go dry after our first kid, but then I realized that I wasn't pursuing her like i did when we were dating. I was more open with her about my needs and feelings which made her open with me. Neither of us are perfect, but we realize that this marriage is a team effort. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and blaming your spouse. Work on yourself and communicate with your wife. If you truly have tried everything then bring an ultimatum, because sex is vital to intimacy in marriage.

Solid advice ...but it presumes some things.

I gave up porn for the first half of my marriage. After kids showed up, we started having to schedule nights that would be just for us (-1 to romance, right off the bat). That worked for a little while, but eventually she started losing interest in being intimate on those nights as well. She's tired all the time, or would rather be on her phone (FB/etc), or has too many other chores to catch up on, etc. Basically, "anything else I can come up with that gets me out of having to have sex without it looking like I'm trying to get out of having to have sex".

Have talked with her at length many times over the past few years, and the last few times it devolved into a fight because she felt pressured because I wanted to have sex more than once a quarter and she didn't. She knows I'm not happy with it, and neither is she - but only because I'm not happy with the situation. If I was fine having sex once a quarter (or less) she'd be positively fucking giddy to no longer have to "worry about it".

>I wasn't pursuing her like i did when we were dating
This is a seriously relevant point - even if the rest of your post is condescending af.

So, Sage of Marital Bliss: what do you do if "pursuing her" goes nowhere? If she's made it clear that she's only into having sex because you want to, but if it was up to her that she'd rather be doing any-fucking-thing else?

And "bring an ultimatum" sounds hella manly and badass - but I don't want to fuck up my kids' lives either. So wat do? Suck it up and soldier on, taking an occasional wank to numb the pain?

Does she understand that if you are not having your needs met as a male for sexual relief from her, that you will have them met elsewhere?
Also are you passive when you are trying to move things towards sex?
Or are you very straightforward about pushing towards sex?
How often do you tell her that you love her, or that she is beautiful to you?
Do you help her with chores?
Have you tried sex in the morning?

was it gay underage porn?

sorry user, it was just annoying af to see all the self pity. I understand where its coming from but its still what it is

I think its just about perspective, work on things as a team rather than fighting each other. That only brings pain, suffering and distancing. This might seem odd to you but I would honestly recommend finding another couple you trust to be mentors and keeping you accountable about your emotional, family and physical relationship. Its more personal than seeking out a therapist, but whatever works for you.

is it your looks? do you think she might be disgusted with you?

>Does she understand that if you are not having your needs met as a male for sexual relief from her, that you will have them met elsewhere?
Overtly? No. But just about everything leading up to actually saying, "I will go find other pussy"
>Also are you passive when you are trying to move things towards sex? Or are you very straightforward about pushing towards sex?
Sometimes I'm very aggressive. But when the pattern became clear - that she wasn't interested - then I started experimenting with seeing if/when she'd initiate. Turns out the answer is: virtually never
>How often do you tell her that you love her, or that she is beautiful to you?
All the time. ALL. THE. TIME. She complains about the way she looks, or that her tits aren't as awesome as they were before kids (they aren't), or that her hips are too wide (she's put on very few pounds) - I squash all of that. When she's really wrapped up around it I'll suggest she start a light yoga or at-home weight routine, if for no other reason than the post-workout endorphins ...but apparently she's not so worried about her appearance that those are appealing options. So wtf.
>Do you help her with chores?
Absolutely - when things are busy I load/unload dishwasher, handle laundry loading/swapping/folding, cooking if/when needed, etc. All in addition to a 50+ hr/week job that pays well enough for her to not have to work at all and all of the "man chores" that I usually do (keep the cars working, maintain the lawn, misc hardware bullshit around the house, etc)
>Have you tried sex in the morning?
A few times. She's up much earlier than I am usually and has 1001 things to do, so it ...doesn't go well.

Trust me, user: I've done so much reading on this topic, done so much here to try and jump us out of whatever rut we might be in. The remaining logical conclusion is also the simplest: she just doesn't want/need sex as much as I do. That's fucked-up levels of sad, but it's also a lot more common than I realized.

Are you sure it's not medical? Whether its a hormone imbalance or something else? Also would you be happy just receiving a hj or bj once in a while or are you seeking intercourse all the time?

Again, solid advice. The rub here is that she apparently doesn't see that there's anything wrong with her not wanting sex virtually at all anymore. I'll try and bring it up with her ASAP ...and hopefully not spark another fight :/

Also not to be stated as an insult, but does she orgasm from your sex activities? (sometimes women really do physiologically have trouble achieving orgasm)

Definitely hard place to be! When you approach this try as hard as it is ( i know) to pose it as a problem to your marriage and not pointing blame at her.
>Honey, I am unhappy with our intimacy, and have been trying to fill this void by seeking it elsewhere. I am not happy with this, but I want to fix this roadblock in our marriage. I love you and our children but this is a very serious issue for me. I would like to seek the advise and mentorship of another couple we trust or a therapist. I know its not as important of a topic for you, but for me it is and I would appreciate it if we could try.

>Are you sure it's not medical? Whether its a hormone imbalance or something else?
It could very well be medical. She's getting some testing done (finally), so I hope/pray that goes somewhere. That it's taken this long for it to occur to her that "huh, maybe this isn't normal" is part of my frustration - but better late than never, I guess
>Also would you be happy just receiving a hj or bj once in a while or are you seeking intercourse all the time?
The issue for me is less "get mah nut off" than it is her apparently not having any desire for sexual intimacy with me - the person that pledged the rest of his life to her, forsaking all others. If I'm actually not wanted anymore, I'd rather that be clear sooner rather than later so that we can start figuring out what needs to happen next.
None taken :) Yes, the few times we do have sex she always orgasms - sometimes more than once - and apparently loves it. Which really, REALLY makes the whole damn situation confusing

Are yall religious at all?

uh how's that relevant?

It sometimes affects your perspective on things, as far as marital roles. I thought it could be helpful, but you dont have to answer if you dont want to.

>wife
>walked in

you mean your mom niggerfaggot?

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Found the underage beaner

I've been married 14 years and have five kids. We have sex every three days. I don't know that there's a secret other than marrying the right woman.

hahaha - fair point. How would I know?
>Say, honey, do you think I'm ugly? like, so repugnant that you don't want to touch my little man? or give me the happy times at all ever again?
>omg yes I'm so glad you asked please get away

what were you watching when your wife walked in?

>The fucked up thing is I desperately want to go back to chaturbate and see what the whore is doing now. She was fucking blasting her asshole

i watch porn together with my wife

How do you get a wife?

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>We have sex every three days
You mean, on average? Or is it scheduled? Sort of asking tongue in cheek ..but sort of not

From reading countless stories like this I’ve decided to make absolutely sure that if I get married it’s to the right girl

that question has already been asked and answered. skim read the thread, you lazy buffoon.

>ebay
>grocery store
>school
gg

DID SHE FINNISH YOU, user?

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no one is the right person, it's a promise to work on life together as a team, putting each other first. If you both seek to do this then you will both be happily married meeting each others needs, but if you think your needs are more important then one or both of you will be unhappy.

People change. Sometimes for the better, sometimes not - and sometimes it's not even necessarily better or worse, but can still cause problems for their partner. And that's the worst limbo hell of all, because there's no clear-n-easy path forward

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of course like every normal couple, that`s what I am saying, how the hell YOUR WIFE don`t know you watch porn or fap or fart or whatever, OP is a underage faggot

Good question. Every three days on average. We use natural family planning instead of contraception. This means we completely abstain for about 12 days every cycle and then have a lot of sex during the other 16 days. It also means we keep really good records of our sex life. That's why I know the average.

Ok

Will Luke skywalker return as a ghost in the next Star Wars film?

kek good question

Menopause was a phase in our marriage that I was not expecting, sex was through the roof. also during the pregnancies after the first trimester.

Sex improved with menopause? I had no idea that could happen.

Let op answer

for women yes, no risk of getting pregnant they feel more uninhibited

I think most women have lowered drives but as long as we used lube my wife was on fire during menopause, and her sleeping naked because of hot flashes also sparked things.