>Ywn be a swedish viking travelling down river volga with your mates, finding and raiding a defenseless slavic settlement, brutally killing all men and taking the slavic women as your slaves
JUST END IT!!
Ywn be a swedish viking travelling down river volga with your mates...
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Why don't you go ahead then and raid a Slavic settlement, it is a good way to die.
It wouldn't be the same:-(((
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bcuz that never happined lol
sounds violent.
Yes it did lol
I-I think I may have been a fucking scandinavian in my past life
now Im a fucking slav
FUCK YOU OP
meanwhile what actually happened
>please stronk man buy fur very cheap pls buy pls pls family starving need food you buy?
Lmao. There are records of vikings coming to the caspian and selling slaves.
>selling your own family because you cant feed them
makes sense why you are selling out your own cunt
>As for the Rus, they live on an island ... that takes three days to walk round and is covered with thick undergrowth and forests; it is most unhealthy. ... They harry the Slavs, using ships to reach them; they carry them off as slaves and…sell them.
10th century persian explorer Ibn Rustah.
Swedish vikings would often raid weak settlements for slaves seeing as that was very profitable
>I will never be a smelly dirty viking
Thank God lol
Thank you for remind us that you were cuck that sold Europeans to shitskins
>arab storyteller about sweden
pottery
dindu dindu me viking stronk
*gets rekt whenever met with a slightly organised armed force*
>muh Viking heritage
Even Moors were 1000X more civilized
You're welcome;-)
He clearly wasn't lying. Why tf would he?
Swedish vikings defeated greeks
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dumb phoneposter
>Portuguese poster compliments his own kind
spanish muslims defeated vikings and forced them to embrace islam
Are you dumb? They defeated the Franks and the English, multiple times for the latter..
And the greeks
u r retarted
>Swedish poster compliments his own kind on acting like a complete subhuman
You should focus on more realistic goals, like talking a walk outside your house more than once every other week.
They did, and the ended making cheese in Seville. Even a galician count defeated a viking horde.
Muhammad leave
op doesn't even have the balls to look into the eyes of a slav, he would shit himself and pray to odin autistically
Scandies have to brag about wars that took place ages ago in a time when warfare was just done with swords because they suck at modern warfare
Putinbot leave
Just look at the Nazi invasion of Denmark and Norway, they didn't stand a chance
we will always have cross country and biathlon
This
Vikings were fags and in the first sight of any problems they would run to their ships and flee to sack some english monastery
Albanian leave
kek
what part of slightly organised army don't you understand? In all cases, when they met serious resistance they lost.
because they were small raiding parties for the most part. the times they did organize, 3 out of 4 anglo-saxon kingdoms fell to them, england was even conquered twice under sweyn forkbeard and cnut the great
>slavs
pretty sure those were finno ugrics in reality
Well England at the time was in disarray and poor. It was kind of an easy prey.
>sweyn
>cnut
also, remember that the varangian guard was mostly made up of vikings
Barbarian snowcoons got rekt when they tried to plunder Al-Andalus. They couldn't even win against Catoira farmers with pitchforks.
But Vikings got BTFO in slavic lands.
those were danes, afaik swedish vikings were shit tier, actually some danes go to Catoira every year to celebrate the Romería with the locals
>you will never be a frankish knight repelling a Viking raid and insulting/humiliating them after the creation of the Duchy of Normandy
No they didn't lol
More like...
>going down the volga river
>want to raid and rape
>get btfo
>wonder a new name for those land - Garðaríki
>which basically means "country of holds"
>because you can't fight a men if he's not a defenseless fisherman from the village
They did BTFO and then we called finns to help with country buildings.
Yes it was one of the returns after they became a vassal to Byzantium
>varangian guard was mostly made up of vikings
>mostly
In the times of Vladimir.. Don't think so, because:
1. exactly scandis were about 1/3 of them (at the best), other ones were slavs and A LOT of finno-ugrics
2. those scandis were slavinized at that moment