I wonder how the fuck they will cover the missing years?
I wonder how the fuck they will cover the missing years?
Wyatt Martinez
Luke Martinez
By throwing in a tranny child and a nigger!
Luke Richardson
i kek'd relatively hard
Noah Lopez
Actually, Dan died at the end. Introducing him as living would be a massive and awkward retcon
Wyatt Baker
She's a republican so she'll probably be ended.
Aiden Gray
Nobody will remember
Mason Nguyen
it's Dans evil twin, he is also transgender.
Dominic Hall
Well the explains why he lost so much weight
Nicholas Johnson
It could also just be continuing the premise that the show is just a fictionalized and lightend-up account of Roseanne's real life, which was in reality bleak and tragic.
Luke King
Car accident. Comas for everyone.
Jackson Howard
Too used up
Kevin Gonzalez
They also won the lottery near the end of the show. Now I'm really curious about how they're going to patch that all together coherently.
Justin Hernandez
hes gonna be a ghost or some shit
from what ive seen in the commercials:
-the daughter is a single mom of a spoiled teen
-they dont interact with papa goodman
-only rosey interacts with him in a sort of 'i wish you were still here' sentiment.
also, the neighbors a tranny and lives with a tripple tranny granny
Jack Watson
Interesting. Almost like no-one can hear Stewie talk except for Brian. Actually it would make a lot of sense to go with the non-memoir storyline, since the "funny/crazy" storyline got a little too wild to be shoe-horned into anywhere.
I remember that Roseanne barr herself said in an interview that she thought her character would probably lose the house after Dan died. I wonder if they'd still be there. Hopefully there will be a ten-minute "catch up" in the first episode just to go over the changes and "establish the universe" a bit
Kevin King
I unironically would go balls deep in that jew.
Sebastian Miller
Hopefully they bring back the hot daughter from scrubs.
Ian Gomez
Sorry, forgot pic.
Ayden Garcia
yes please
Christian Moore
Zachary Taylor
In the last episode it's revealed the lotto win is all fantasy, a story Roseanne was writing in a book. They never won the lotto.
Liam Brown
>thewrap.com
Both Becky's will be back, one as Becky the other as another character.
Camden Ramirez
Hmm, that's definitely a disappointment. It's almost like they're treating it as a reboot only in the future.
Yes, I know. But, regardless of which storyline was accepted, they either won the lotto OR Dan died. It looks like they basically dodged both and went a third way.
Jeremiah Gray
CGI
Wyatt Wright
The original series end was serious feels. They spent years pretending to be a light comedy sitcom and then hit you with the last half season :(
Adrian Moore
Maybe they are using the end of Darlene's wedding ep as the series finale for the original.
That way Dan's death is left open, Roseanne has no other kids and Darlene is still married to David.
Christian Williams
You guys are retarded.
When it wnded it turned out that everything from all the series was a dream.
Not even trolling.
William Morris
I always loved watchin' Roseanne when I was a little dude so I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna try not to get my hopes up. If they're doing reboots, I want a Cheers reboot. Or M.A.S.H. Anyone else?
Evan Miller
Dans death was a dream?
Julian Jackson
Wow never thought Sup Forums would be into Roseanne. I try to talk X-Files, the proto-/x/-Sup Forums of TV and get no traction but bring up a show about loser crackers who get cheated on and
Brody Robinson
Not quite.
Before the lotto win the only other things that didn't turn out to be "real" was that Becky married Mark and Darlene married David. In the last ep it was revealed Becky married David and Darlene married Mark.
Angel Anderson
No, that part was something that happened outside the "novelization" that Roseanne manufactured and was real.
And it wasn't a dream exactly.
John Reed
i thought he died irl?
Jeremiah Edwards
No
Carson Powell
Nope
Austin Watson
Was the new season made by M. Night Shyamalan?
Hudson Hall
wooahhhh he died about 5 years ago ..
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Josiah Morgan
Actually, the entirety of the show was not "real" with the exception of the last season's last episode. It was an "embellishment" of what Roseanne's life was actually like, or what she wanted it to look like.
But, yea, that last episode was really brutal
Kevin Lee
Oops, here's the part 1
Ryder Baker
No, turns out she only dreamed that he died.
David Barnes
Well Dan died in the original series. I wonder how they will fix that.
James Carter
Turns out the son married a nigger and had a nigger baby
Tyler Perez
I bet they do the shower scene from Dallas where it was all a dream
Leo Phillips
This is true. I talk to everyone about this show and no one seems to remember that the entire plot of her winning the lotto and Dan surviving the heart attack was just Roseanne making it up for her book and dealing with his death. Literally anyone I talk to about this doesn't remember.
Brayden Gomez
That's probably because the networks hardly ever air this last episode. At least that's what I've seen. They air second-to-last ep, then straight to the pilot again. I think they do suppress it a bit since it's a bit shocking.
Josiah Howard
Roseanne rebuilt him after she was given his bones.
Oliver Myers
...
Hunter Parker
>2018
>still watching (((television)))
Xavier Bailey
Replace the characters with blacks
Tyler Lee
Hmmm....
>A thicker, ebony "Becky"
My benis may be interested...