Brehs, I got a package in the mail

Brehs, I got a package in the mail.

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What is it user :) always exciting.

I'm excited to find out too!

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bad dragon?

The package is surprisingly hefty for its size.

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Go on.

bump

toasting in potentially epic bread

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Aye, Bad Dragon indeed.
Will do.

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its a boom dont open it OP

In your butt now. Bag and all

XL Chance? :D

oh dear

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Is it a fl or dildo tho. My bet is dildo

Oh gawd, that's endless !

yeh breh

nah breh

Wew.. A tentacle dildo. I will post my hand or something for scale next.
Thanks for the bump friend.
Too late.....
I'm going to have to train to be able to take this.... It's an XL........
I'm glad to have you along, user.

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Now stuff that in your ass until it DISAPPEARS. :3

DO IT

Nice I want a mare pucci and my ex wanted a horse dildo. I think she got it but idk since she broke my heart and such. Enjoy m8.

Now I want more unpackings.

He here is next to my large version and XL Chance user mentioned. My hand doesn't even get half way around the bottom....
But user... It's 14 inches in circumference along the bottom... I'd be stretching my butthole over a 1 foot circle....
Not this time, I received my XL Chance about 1 month ago.
What does FL stand for?

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fuk lube

So are you gay or do you collect these for luls?

Feminine hand in that light. Show more hand op

believe it or not you can be straight and still enjoy putting things in your butt, that being said I bet OP is a colossal faggot

Spoken like a true faggot

easy big boy, don't get to excited

Show us what you can do with these OP

How much where they

>How much where they
What did he mean by this?

I don't have any more room in my sex toy trunks for him.....
I've got quiet a lot of that already...
As says, you indeed can be straight and enjoy buttstuff. As for me, I'm too autistic to start relationships with both males and females, and I'm not really attracted to male or females sexually. I usually just fap to bestiality because the penises are hot, but I wouldn't really say I'm gay nor straight.
I will in the next image.. It will be a 2 week old pic because I just cut my fingernails yesterday so they're not cute and long any more.....
Are you sure?... I don't want to turn this into an attention whore thread.........

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>were
Holy fuck im an autist

I'm sure OP, you already made this an attention whore thread by unpacking your dragon dildo :^)

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bumping for OP to post faster

Eyy I recognize that tentacle

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Here you go.....
The Chance costed $200, the large Ika costed $155, and the XL Ika costed an additional $60 because the Large's suction cup wasn't very sticky, so they offered to remake it, and I paid more to upgrade the size.
Sorry.... phoneposting is hard.......
That isn't as attention whorish as posting my pornography here though... Because well, that's actually me......

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POST LEWDS

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bump

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Well since the thread's already here..

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bump

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I've posted these on here in a previous dildo unboxing thread, so apologies if anyone has seen these before.........

Quite the collection you have.

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still waiting for OP

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noice