I bet now Marvel feels stupid for not making a Black Widow movie
>Be orphan
>Get mind raped by drugs and ballet to become slutty assassin
>Make Disney pay a million dollars for Sam L Jackson to appear and save you
>End movie
Not interested
MUH DICK
hmm
she's getting more fridge-like
The amount of times even half of Sup Forums would rewatch this for the cunny battles alone could pay for the entire sequel.
Nah, I'm not watching this shit or any shit for this bitch
That last scene looks really bad
>looks worse than an anime film from 1995
WEW
>that "music"
>itt : jelly roasties
What's wrong with an intentionally discordant rendition of a traditional Japanese marriage song made to represent the discordant marriage between man and machine presented in the film? Are you allergic to critical thinking?
you're fucking retarded, it's just a japanese take on bulgarian folk choir music.
I'm allergic to ear rape.
I never understood what people saw in the cartoon. It was tedious and boring and this live action adaptation seems exactly that as well.
>cartoon
Please, user.
Kill yourself
Dunno, I watched the anime to masturbate to the Major.
Wow they totally ruined that scene.
Its a comic book and a cartoon.
Congratulations, you masturbated to the most generic piece of illustration known to man. Its so generic that its hard to tell if the person that drew it, drew a human or a fish.
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>the most generic piece of illustration known to man
does she have a robo bagina?
It's just a hatch that reveals a bunch of gears.
>no nipples
>LE BUY THE BD MEME
t. Sup Forums