Why isn't your dick 8.5 inches long and 6 inches thick?

Why isn't your dick 8.5 inches long and 6 inches thick?

Number of factors such as genetics nutrition when growing up etc..

i'm from the icy north where it's always cold

I want to do this to your chink dink!

God I want to sit on that

I deserved it.

i hate you faggot

Love you too

>opening a picture of a dick

Because God knows I would have killed myself if my dick was that small.

Probably genetics

if it was I wouldn't be on this fucking board right now

Delet

>cut

pathetic

>he can't tell uncut from cut
the foreskin is pulled back

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW YOU SICK FUCK, THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT, NO ANIMAL DESERVES THAT, IT'S SIMPLY AGAINST THE CODE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

my daddy taught us not be be ashamed of our dicks

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because my boyfriends is

Fuck you mine is 7 inches long and 6.5 inches thick fucko

because i am jew

Bullshit. That's a mutilated dick. Very sad, actually. Such a waste.

Damn wow what ow

>tfw can't even see pictures of cocks in peace now

kys

Dicks look so funny. Like mutated, veiny mushrooms. I just don't see how any woman or man could find that attractive.

Because then it would be too large to fit in most vaginas/anuses

6.7 inches. The last two girls I've had always complain I'm too big, made one bleed once. I don't know the girth but it's pretty thick.

Fuck you.

>people don't find this funny
You faggots take Sup Forums too serious

Unlike psychopaths, normal people don't like seeing animals tortured.

fuck not again

heh

I'd suck that

the nice thing about being gay is that i can enjoy these shitposts unironically

the OP is one niiiice dick

8x5.5 does me fine 2bh

i'd suck that tho

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many such cases

there is such a thing as too big

I'd say genetics, mostly.

>2 hours and 11 minutes ago

fek off

because it's 7.7" with 6 girth and i can never go fully in because hitting a cervix is like running into a brick wall boner first

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Fuck you OP

wtf I just got fired
fuck u op

How does it feel to have your ass sit on that thing?

True story time:

I'm 25 and I met a MILF 38 who wanted to fuck me so we met up.

She was rubbing my dick through my pants and was like "Is something wrong?" And I''m like "N-no" then she literally told me straight up my dick was half the size of her husbands. Like what the fuck. I'm 6x5 and how can it be half the size. It's fucking unreal she must have been lying or some shit