Hi Sup Forums I want to kill myself, is this a good way, how to say goodbye to a friend?
Deer Carmello,
I hope that this letter will find you well and in a great mood. If tht is the truth, I am sorry for destroying your mood. The reason why I am writing to you is that I want to commit a suicide. I will throw myself off a high rock at a place called „Little America“, that's that old Canon about 20km from my home. Please note, that I am not committing a suicide for some stupid reasons. I know that there are plenty of reasons to live, but they are just passing me.
I am unable to fuck, to have an orgasm, and there is no cure for that, I am unable to have a romantic relationship. And I also no longer find joy in normal life joyful activities. Like a motorcycle riding or movies, books, etc.
I am sending you my leather jacket, that one, you were always drunkenly asking me to borrow. In the Jacket, in the inner right pocket, you will find a fresh pack of Marlboro cigarettes, my worn out zippo fighter. In the left inner pocket, there is a hip flask filled with your favorite Czech Liquor, Becherovka. Or Becky, how you were calling it.
In the outsider left pocket, there is my Seiko mechanical watch, those you were always talking about buying one for yourself, but you never did. In the right outsider pocket, there are 8 US dollars, those that were hanging in my room right next to the Easy rider poster and US flag. Please use them to buy a beer when you will be visiting the states.
I did not speak to my parents, but I think that they will fulfill my wishes, so you will Recife a Harley Davidson hip flask, with my ash. Please dug this hip flask somewhere around the road 66, so my spirit can do things, that I was unable to do.
I will, and I was always thinking about the time we spent together like it was the best time of my life.
Live and be great, my Canadian friend.
Sincerely Simon
Hi Sup Forums I want to kill myself, is this a good way, how to say goodbye to a friend?
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Dont do it man, come on.
I don't want to sound like an idiot, but I really don't think that there is more in life for me.
The Mensa test said that my IQ is 148, I believe that I can analyze my life and my life expectations. And I just don't see an escape from this.
Needs more proofreading and a bit gay but other than that it’s fine.
Gay? Like he was my soulmate, and the best friend I ever had.
There are different kinds of intelligence dumbo.
I'd recommend you to take a good dose of LSD/Mushrooms before killing yourself, it will change your outlook on life and reality.
Maybe you won't kill yourself then.
I did, the coke has no effect on me. but LSD or shrooms do. Well, I was hoping for some Huxley style of-of trip but all it did was just to shape reality not to create a new one,
Do you call him Deer because he's Canadian? caus thats racist
Good note
you shouldn't kill yourself!
you have so much to live for
even if you have nothing
you can still get a job.
cmon brobot.
>148 IQ
>Deer Carmello
>Recife
Oh, come on. I Have an Asperger syndrome/light autism. I think, that he was the only person in the world, who really understand me. And was so fucked up as I was.
When the head doctors told me I needed pills, I took them.and became miserable. Stop the faggotry of "muh IQ," no different a nigger spouting "muh dik." Anyhow, there is a different option that involves staying with the living, although you're too much of a pussy to choose that one.
Take DMT then. When you die it will be released anyway, so might as well have a taste of it beforehand?
Die before you die. Then you will realize the value of life.
(OP)
(You)
>148 IQ
>Deer Carmello
>Recife
I am not an American, I am from a post soviet eastern Europe country. I am kinda glad for my spoken English skills.
What the hell is going on, on Sup Forums today?! SHIIIIIIIT!
Don't do it, loser.
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With your knowledge you could probably be president of your country. Don't kill yourself, comrade
Please don’t. There is always a way. You only have one chance at life.
Thank you, Sup Forums for giving me a reason, I will go into politics and I will shape my country to a better future. No woman can corrupt me, I will do it. Thanks b. I will no longer look at the price also a priceless burden , this is my life, maybe incomplete, but mine.
Correction: life as a priceless burden