Work stories thread? Works stories thread

Work stories thread? Works stories thread.

>be me
>humble pizza hut employee
>lady comes in
>basically in tears and asks me to come with her for a second
>she explains her check has not been processed yet and that she has not eaten in 2 days
>she says she knows we throw the pizza out at 1:30
>Ask if she can have some
>go get my manager
>he says she can
>she grabs his hands and thanks him
>she was given a box and she fills the fucker up
>weird.jpg
>she walks behind the employee area where I am
>she moves me aside and starts making her own salad
>wtf.wav
>she then gets all of her items together and with a crazy look in her eye approaches me
>behind the employee area
>I am panicking but remaining calm externally
>she rubs up and down my shoulder
>"I can't thank you enough"
>move away from her and say no problem
>she moves closer and starts talking more
>she finally leaves
>still weirded out

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>Work at as a dispatcher for a company delivering car parts to mechanic shops
>New driver is absolutely terrible. Constantly late on his run despite going to the exact same route every day
>Customers are getting pissed about how long they have to wait
>Warehouse manager tells him he has to pick up the pace or else we'll let him go
>The next day manager comes up to me
>Driver just got a ticket
>Not just speeding
>Also ran a stop sign
>Was also driving along the fucking sidewalk
>The cop that pulled him over was sitting at the stop sign he ran
>He eventually shows back up, how he didn't get his license revoked we still don't know
>Manager goes straight up to him and fires him
>He cries
>Manager gives him one more chance for some ungodly reason

and boy would that chance be the biggest regret he has to this day...

>about a week after the ticket incident
>driver is still absolute shit
>manager comes up to me
>need to send another driver out to do his afternoon run
>apparently he was at a customers and ended up crashing into their bay door
>rather than doing the sensible thing and staying, he backed out immediately and tried leaving
>only to slam into one of the cars they were working on parked in the lot
>end of the day the company ended up paying nearly $15k in fines and damages
>tried to sue the driver, but he disappeared off the face of the earth, we assume he fled back to India

Little Caesars employee, kind of a pointless set of stories, but hey, it keeps us workers entertained.

>Co-worker finds a little plastic doll in the parking lot, we name her Jasmine
>We start hiding Jasmine in random little spots around the store
>On top of the pizza racks, below the sink, on the clock, you get the idea
>One day, I can't find Jasmine fuckin anywhere
>2 weeks go by with no sightings of Jasmine
>Co-worker is doing dough, and when he bent down to pick up a bag of flour, he hits his head on the soap dispenser on accident, revealing Jasmine's little hideout.
>no place has topped that since then.

Another little story is one of tradition, this one is kind of funny.

>When we make pizzas, we out a plastic ring around it to keep the sauce form going where the crust would be
>One coworker, whom I'm going to call Dennis, accidentally puts a pizza in the oven with the ring still on by accident (it was during a rush)
>Smell of burning plastic
>"Wtf is that Dennis"
>Pulls out the pizza
>meltedring.jpg
>When it dried, we wrote "Don't be a Dennis" on it and nailed it to the wall
>Mind you I wasn't there when I happened, I started working there like 3 years ater it happened, and I've been the for a year, so it's been there about 4 years.
>Only 2 others have had the privilege of being on the wall.

Also pic related, that's the second victim. I hope you guys enjoyed my stories.

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>work at a grocery store bagging groceries
>it's Christmas Eve, and I have to clean the bathrooms
>bathrooms have to be cleaned before the store is closed
>am given 90 minutes to clean both restrooms
>gather supplies, head to male restroom
>empty
>jackpot
>three seconds later people pop in
>people use it and leave
>rinse and repeat this for 10 minutes
>finally block door with three shopping carts on the outside and the cleaning cart on the inside (thanks friend)
>keep cleaning for about five minutes
>hear shopping carts moving
>hispanic guy slams door open, knocking down cleaning cart
>screams at the top of his lungs
>'I HAVE TO USE THE PEE PEE ROOM"
>immediately leave bathroom that was almost finished
>20 minutes later he's finished
>shit on the floor in the handicap stall
>grab manager to clean "human waste"
>go home early

Win win in the end I guess. overall not fucking fun

>pointless set of story
thank you for the heads up Reddit, I've been caught out before and read your lame shit storys

I jerked off into the fried chicken batter on a couple of ocassions.

Please don't tell me you're working in a Little Caesars in Florida. Otherwise I think I know this Dennis...

Haha sorry, it's gerogia.

holy shit I can't spell tonight, sorry.

I worked at a bagel shop and I got poop on my cut glove after I went to the bathroom. I didn't wash it

>>she rubs up and down my shoulder
>>"I can't thank you enough"

She wanted your dick

.... Okay I really can't make sense of what you're trying to say.

It's just a libtard.

>hiring an indian driver

Your idiot boss deserved it

>be me
>be working at McDonald's
>shit pay but easy job
>kid decides to "cone me"
>proceeds to hand out cone
>kid smacks ice cream
>didntdropthatshit.jpg
>shove cone in kids face
>speeds away friends all laughing
>runs daddy's brand new BMW into on of the guard rails
>yellow and black streaks all down the side of the car
>kid steps out
>"my dad's going to fucking kill me"
>cries like a bitch in front of his friends
>be next day
>dad come into store
>tells GM someone made his kid crash by throwing food in his face last night
>GM panics calls me
>explain to her what happened and kids didn't drive until after I threw the cone in his face
>GM tells dad
>dad makes son come in to apologize
>never have I felt so good in my life

>be me
>work at grocery store
>do closing hours
>manager/part owner has thing for slampiggy cashier
>walking around ghosttown store
>literally dead silent in stockroom
>could hear a rat fart
>hear panting from the main office
>initially think 'someone's dying!"
>walk towards office
>not those sorts of pants
>bump in to coworker and we both listen
>manager is definitely banging her
>freak out
>never tell coworkers
...
>a few months go by
>holy shit
>he knocked her ass up

I don't have many stories, all I can say is that I manage a restaurant and the guys I'm cool with tell me how former employees used to fuck in the bathrooms at night.

Isn't it funny that no matter how important women can be, they are still slaves to dick and will humiliate themselves by sending nudes

>Used to work at coffee shop in CA
>Dude came in all the time
>This guy is fuckin awesome
>Has the best stories
>NEVER a dick about waiting for his order
>Eventually we start to give him discounts/free drinks
>One day, he comes in with a burlap grocery bag
>"Thanks for the free coffees and the conversations user, this is my way of thanking you."
>Hands me bag
>It's full of edibles
>MFW
>Turns out he made edibles for the medical field and was fuckin loaded.
>Best tip ever.

Just goes to show, some rich people aren't total dicks. Also, it took like 2 months to finish off that bag, and it was good quality shit.

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>work for small 3rd party tech support company
>maybe 7 people?
>the 'Initiation' for newbies was to have sex on this bitch Irene's desk
>fucking everyone in the office has had sex on her desk except her, even the gay cuban
>my_turn.wav
>4th of july
>bring my then gf up as it's the perfect place to see fireworks
>literally go out in a bang during the show

she quit shortly after, probably the most fun out side of every single person there is also a fellow user outside of Irene

I work at McDonald's. I cum in the big Mac sauce
I don't give a fuck

Sure you do big boy

>being this new

faggot

faggot

faggot

nigger

I, too, worked at Pizza Hut, and we ran that place with crazy shenanigans

>Manager gets fired for doing coke
>now assistant manager is promoted, she is 50ish and likes weed
>i get a bunch of my stupid college friends to work there too,
>ohshitherewego.mov

>smoked and gave 0 fucks in the store, all day every day

>assaulted Domino's pizza drivers across the street with a water winger slinging water balloons full of cooking oil
>our drivers are all armed with oil-filled balloons too and every time we drive by their lot we lob oil grenades at their windshields
>Dominos calls cops
>cops show up laughing and tell us to knock it off

We also used to take leftover sauce and take it back to customers that were rude or didn't tip and dump it on their porch, doors, or cars

>turned the store into a disc golf course with sauce buckets and lids from personal pans

>after midnight we stopped using cash registers and wrote all incoming orders down
>charge customers, pocket money, no one the wiser

this shit went on for 3-4 years, it was mayhem, aggressive driving wars vs. the Dominos drivers, so much weed smoked, so many vandalisms, so much money pocketed, we were the pizza mafia

>dad makes son come in to apologize

Jesus fucking Christ, absolutely based. Expected him to shriek at your manager to get you fired, as most customers would have done.

>work at deli in shitty local grocer
>old people complain that their cheese isn't stacked square.
>recut new cheese and carefully stack it
>they come back 15 minutes later and return the cheese.
> This kind of old people bullshit constantly, always attitude, and I'm always polite to a T. It doesn't really get to me, i get paid the same $100 in 2 weeks either way.
>manager says don't put up with their bullshit but wtf does that mean? They just want their cold cuts idgaf
>one day cutting lettuce for subs
>nic my pinky on the circular saw real deep
>feel like I'm going to pass out, the deli manager sprays me with some blood stop spray and tells me to get back to work
>doing all the shit jobs, shit hours filling in gaps in the schedule, she clearly hates me because I'm a male
>it's clear that I'm doing all the labor. the other girls just stand at their stations for their 6-8 hour shifts that they get scheduled whenever they feel like it.
>typical women pecking order shit. I don't care to play their game, I just work and leave.
> this goes on all summer. sweeping, dishes, clean out plastic containers. just shit work.
>I think my longest shift ever was 3.5 hours
>fourth of July weekend, we know it's going to be packed
>call up day of first 5 hour shift at prime time, 2-7pm
>"give me a holiday pay for my shit shift or I'm not coming in."
>"you either come in or your fired."
>well, I'm not coming in then.
>general manager doesn't give a fuck, he just runs spreadsheets, doesn't work.
>dumb fat deli manager has to do the rush without me.
>that's what she gets for making me work with fucked up hand with 10 min break for bleeding out in deli and constantly bullshit shifts

this story sucks. I havn't worked with food for 20 years now. I make bank in business software.