Critiques movies for a living

>Critiques movies for a living
>Fines the plot of Monsters Inc. too complicated to follow

can you really call what he does critique

Define critque

Define definition

Define define.

>plot of Monsters Inc. too complicated to follow
He did? I followed it when I was a kid just fine

This guy's voice is like the auditory equivalent of a fake smile.

Every time he speaks, you can just HEAR it.

>Fines the plot of Monsters Inc. too complicated to follow
This is on the same level as the guy who didnt get Lion King

He's a fraud. At the end of the day he's still just a janitor who only got the job because of his in-laws.

Doug goes full retard some times and just doesn't understand a simple plot.

he married it so you don't have to

same guy who doesnt get obvious satire of the last action hero

I watched that review thinking

>le joke is I think this is serious
>haha, le over my head

but no... he was serious... fucking hell

don't see how that constitutes fraud...

No.

No, he just plays clips of the film out of context and screams like a child. He doesn't really critique anything. Especially now with those atrocious skits.

>Fines

What did he mean by this?

Does anyone else watch his reviews of shitty movies so they basically can watch the entire film condensed with some redditor saying bad jokes in between scenes?
Because his reviews are basically him talking over the important bits of the movie.

He has Asperger's I bet

>movie has mildly bizarre scene
>OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHAT WAS THE DIRECTOR SMOKING

Based Doug Walker.

He tried excusing himself by claiming it was all part of the act in one of the top 10 fuck up videos.

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