Have you chosen which animal you want to be?

Have you chosen which animal you want to be?

A human

Humans are animals

I want to be an adder

A fucking lion

Better than being a human desu.

An eagle so I can fly the ring to Mordor

The most pretentious movie i've seen in a long ass time

me and my friends are all gonna be Parrots

backup choice is a tijuana donkey

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>when marvelfags venture out of their comfort zone

It might be, but it really got under my skin desu

Either brown bear which is comfykino or wolf(can't choose specifically).

bonobo

>Rachel Weisz talking about getting fucked in the ass

They thought it was going to be about a humble man who worked at a seafood restaurant who fell into the lobster tank and now he fights crime with a side of drawn butter as LOBSTERMAN

would watch

One punch man already did it

Haven't seen this yet but kinda looking forward to it. Loved Dogtooth and liked Alps enough. Am I in for disappointment?

I fapped to it several times desu

First half is god tier, truly capticating shit, but the second is meh. Ending kinda makes up for the second half.

I'll take it, I guess. Thanks.

a dog because women have sex with them

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Well ofcourse women have sex with them, bitches fuck their own kind.

This movie is the opposite of pretentious.

It's understated and about as direct you can be without having a scene at the end where the characters stop, look at the camera and explain what the plot is about.

Do you think it's pretentious because it's kind of surreal? Because that's fucking retarded. It's basically dystopian scifi without the scifi.

A nigger.

sorry ;__;

a hedgehog..