Greetings, i am Archer, emmisary of the Gorgonites

Greetings, i am Archer, emmisary of the Gorgonites.

Gungans

Just a reminder Chip Hazard would've won

Small soldiers will never be real

>we want the Toy Story audience

i have the toy of archer

>No evil tiny toy commandos I get to fuck around with
>Can't start a war with them using kitchen utensils as weapons.
Why was this movie so based

It was so weird hearing Frank Langella play a good guy.

>tfw you begged and begged for the toys, hoping they'd be as articulate and awesome as in the movie
>they were shit

Goat toy, took it to school on toy day

Ugly bitch with nits snapped his front sash bit off, punched her in the gut and had to stand outside.

Gud times

>tfw the Gorgonites probably ended up slowly powering down for good in the middle of the woods

Kaijit has wears if you have coin

the toys were awesome fuck you on about

they weren't like the movie
why make a movie about toys and then make the toys shitty normal toys

Is he, dare i say, /ourguy/?

I seem to half-remember being really traumatised about this movie when I was a little kid but I can't remember what it was that did it

Expect no mercy, Gorgonite ally

You don't have to lie, user.
You remember exactly what traumatised you!

They implied some people actually enjoy the music of The Spice Girls

I remember one of the toys getting cut in half in a kitchensink.

Also, the concept of "the bad guys were made to be the good guys so they will always win" is pretty creepy as a kid.

True but he was also an overcompensating fag. The small soldiers equivalent of /fit/.

I remember now

YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT YOU DO.

Stop pretending to be me you prick

Stop pretending to be me you prick

That's cute

Childhood is idolizing Archer.
Adulthood is realizing Chip Hazard made more sense.

you got it reversed bro

lmao i had the one in the middle

as well as the one you quoted

also the purple guy

this movie was fucking baller, like a toy story but more 90s hardc0re

Nice maymay friendo.

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>they predicted 3D printers in this movie

holy shit

I really need to watch this movie again. I only saw it once when I was a kid.
I also played the video game. It was pretty bad if I recall correctly.

Is it worth a rewatch? I don't want the 90s animation/CGI to then make me have different thoughts about the movie.

There are childhood movies I have rewatched that have left a very different impression on me as an adult.

10 year old me is jealous as FUCK

Industrial stereolithography was a thing already

>Implying /fit/ isn't masterrace

I don't know the idea of your toys running around creating death machines like rapid fire nail guns to murder you with could be the ticket.

*manlet race

I-...is he alive?

/fit/ is a bunch of beta closeted homosexuals. I say this as someone who lifts and visits /fit/myself.

of course, in a box with other toys, like jack tenrec and mustapha cairo (cadillacs & dinosaurs) will smith in men in black, ra and jack oneill (stargate) bishop apone and drake (aliens)

came here to fucking post this

You now realize it's basically Gremlins 3

>tfw my chip hazard action figure is lost somewhere in the basement of my parent's house

Lucky bastard

>tfw you return to find a fully operational military compound with you as the long-lost Commander-in-Chief

It was probably seeing a young Kirsten Dunst date a chad and realizing that you will never have a relationship like that.

Yes. It has aged rather well. I think I'm due for a rewatch after visiting this thread and it's only been a couple of years since I saw it last.

>I also played the video game. It was pretty bad if I recall correctly.

I remember enjoying it lots, had a friend I played the multiplayer with all the time way back when.

Probably just the nostalgia factor though, I'd probably hate it if I played it again today.

I think this was the first kid movie where bunch of Arnold-tier commando are bad guys.
It was like watching fucked up version of Aliens or Starship troopers.

Younger Kirsten Dunst was so cute.

I wanted Chip but the ones at my local stores never had the stripes on the sleeves so I had to settled for Archer.

Pic related. It's the same as the model as my stores.

No doubt it was the Barbie doll scenes that fucked you up