Greetings, i am Archer, emmisary of the Gorgonites.
Greetings, i am Archer, emmisary of the Gorgonites
Gungans
Just a reminder Chip Hazard would've won
Small soldiers will never be real
>we want the Toy Story audience
i have the toy of archer
>No evil tiny toy commandos I get to fuck around with
>Can't start a war with them using kitchen utensils as weapons.
Why was this movie so based
It was so weird hearing Frank Langella play a good guy.
>tfw you begged and begged for the toys, hoping they'd be as articulate and awesome as in the movie
>they were shit
Goat toy, took it to school on toy day
Ugly bitch with nits snapped his front sash bit off, punched her in the gut and had to stand outside.
Gud times
>tfw the Gorgonites probably ended up slowly powering down for good in the middle of the woods
Kaijit has wears if you have coin
the toys were awesome fuck you on about
they weren't like the movie
why make a movie about toys and then make the toys shitty normal toys
Is he, dare i say, /ourguy/?
I seem to half-remember being really traumatised about this movie when I was a little kid but I can't remember what it was that did it
Expect no mercy, Gorgonite ally
You don't have to lie, user.
You remember exactly what traumatised you!
They implied some people actually enjoy the music of The Spice Girls
I remember one of the toys getting cut in half in a kitchensink.
Also, the concept of "the bad guys were made to be the good guys so they will always win" is pretty creepy as a kid.
True but he was also an overcompensating fag. The small soldiers equivalent of /fit/.
I remember now
YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT YOU DO.
Stop pretending to be me you prick
Stop pretending to be me you prick
That's cute
Childhood is idolizing Archer.
Adulthood is realizing Chip Hazard made more sense.
you got it reversed bro
lmao i had the one in the middle
as well as the one you quoted
also the purple guy
this movie was fucking baller, like a toy story but more 90s hardc0re
Nice maymay friendo.
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>they predicted 3D printers in this movie
holy shit
I really need to watch this movie again. I only saw it once when I was a kid.
I also played the video game. It was pretty bad if I recall correctly.
Is it worth a rewatch? I don't want the 90s animation/CGI to then make me have different thoughts about the movie.
There are childhood movies I have rewatched that have left a very different impression on me as an adult.
10 year old me is jealous as FUCK
Industrial stereolithography was a thing already
>Implying /fit/ isn't masterrace
I don't know the idea of your toys running around creating death machines like rapid fire nail guns to murder you with could be the ticket.
*manlet race
I-...is he alive?
/fit/ is a bunch of beta closeted homosexuals. I say this as someone who lifts and visits /fit/myself.
of course, in a box with other toys, like jack tenrec and mustapha cairo (cadillacs & dinosaurs) will smith in men in black, ra and jack oneill (stargate) bishop apone and drake (aliens)
came here to fucking post this
You now realize it's basically Gremlins 3
>tfw my chip hazard action figure is lost somewhere in the basement of my parent's house
Lucky bastard
>tfw you return to find a fully operational military compound with you as the long-lost Commander-in-Chief
It was probably seeing a young Kirsten Dunst date a chad and realizing that you will never have a relationship like that.
Yes. It has aged rather well. I think I'm due for a rewatch after visiting this thread and it's only been a couple of years since I saw it last.
>I also played the video game. It was pretty bad if I recall correctly.
I remember enjoying it lots, had a friend I played the multiplayer with all the time way back when.
Probably just the nostalgia factor though, I'd probably hate it if I played it again today.
I think this was the first kid movie where bunch of Arnold-tier commando are bad guys.
It was like watching fucked up version of Aliens or Starship troopers.
Younger Kirsten Dunst was so cute.
I wanted Chip but the ones at my local stores never had the stripes on the sleeves so I had to settled for Archer.
Pic related. It's the same as the model as my stores.
No doubt it was the Barbie doll scenes that fucked you up