>be me >goodboy.jpeg >gets on dating app because lonely >flips through a couple of ladies >gets a random like and message >ohboy.avi >I think to myself oh nice face/bod >we chat for a while >she says something a little stange >"it's rare that I find a guy willing to meet up with a person like me." >nani.wav >asked her what you mean >she asks "well didn't you read my whole bio?" >goes to her bio looks at the very bottom after about 4 paragraphs. >the words that I should have read before replying and agreeing to a meet up... >"btw I'm transgender and proud"
if you get that far and you can't tell, then you're already in deep.
just roll with it.
Brandon Morris
Just do it. Real black chicks are manly enough already. If you hook up with one, may as well be a feminine male.
Brayden Peterson
Nigga she cute af, go for it. Post moar first though
Ayden Hughes
But... dick
David Thomas
Don't think of it as a dick, just think of it as a really big clit or a handle bar while your reaming her ass
Colton Perry
What he said
David Peterson
Buy lubricant and go for a try. Life is there to experiment things, because in the end, we all rot lonely in our grave
Josiah Sullivan
>she >her Stop indulging mentally ill people in their madness
Ryan Campbell
She looks fine. Go have fun.
Juan Morgan
You'll be the one who'll be fucking. Also, remember, it's not gay as long as balls don't touch. Also no. 2, if they do, just say "no homo"
Oliver Thomas
>having the chance to fuck something cute >chickening out because of a dick she wont even want you to touch it you faggot, just go date her and put it in her butt
Jose Hernandez
Just close your eyes during, my doggie
Andrew Fisher
Hey, Shemp Mirkanis, Attorney at Law, I was just going over the case and um, yep... ya been knocked up, so what happens now is that it's going to go into probate
Jacob Reed
>meet up >beat it to death >leave it dead in a dumpster
Trust. You'll get away with it and then no one will ever find out your mistake.
That's not a guy any more, no no no That's a lady!
James Allen
Roll with it, man. Have the time of your life with her, and THEN ask yourself if it's a big deal that she has a dick.
Jeremiah Brown
>whole crowd of faggots convinces a semi faggot to go full homo
Aaron Cruz
>be 28 >going to a restaurant >ordering a pizza pie >i said no ansjovis wtf >girl says sorry i say is ok >eat pizza pie while lying >go outside wait till restaurant closes >walk up to girl call her a bitch >yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT >punch her repeatedly in the left eye >shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy" >take her head and place it above my cock >let blood pour on cock >shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT >manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING >grab my pistol and blast him twice >then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth >let blood pour all over my cock >feels good man >escape and go home >masturbate with her blood still on my cock
Do not have gay buttsex with a man OP. Do not. It will not be fun. He will not sound like a woman. He will not act like a woman. He will not smell like a woman. He will not feel like a woman. Because he is a man, a mentally ill one, and you will be able to tell at every point. You are inviting suffering and extreme embarrassment into your life for no gain.
You are straight. You can find a woman. Do not have gay buttsex with a man.
David Adams
Hmmmmm
Austin Murphy
You lucky son of a bitch. Fill her up for me.
William Carter
sounds like the words of a regretful but wise man,id listen to this guy op
At the end of the day if she looks like a woman (which she does) then it is 100% hetero. Even if you don't see it that way you might as well be a bit gay. No one is going to find out, and you'll have a lot of fun
Chase Harris
Just be geniune. People have this awful trap fantasy that can really hurt when people only see you as a sex object. Gay or not atleast give one good date if you already agreed.
Jayden Watson
bro if you already agreed just do it, go on a date that is. who knows they might actually be a cool person and in the grand scheme of things its just an experience for you.
you might not EVER get a chance like this again, it could be a shame to let it pass you by. If you decide its not for, so be it. the chances of anyone finding out and it ruining your life or any of that shit are slim to none.
also if you want my personal opinion dont do any buttstuff to her or from her (thats gay) at most let her suck you off and if your feeling adventurous you can play with her peepee a little but keep it away from your booty.
Levi Reyes
Fucking top kek Hopefully it'll just be a chill time