Be me

>be me
>goodboy.jpeg
>gets on dating app because lonely
>flips through a couple of ladies
>gets a random like and message
>ohboy.avi
>I think to myself oh nice face/bod
>we chat for a while
>she says something a little stange
>"it's rare that I find a guy willing to meet up with a person like me."
>nani.wav
>asked her what you mean
>she asks "well didn't you read my whole bio?"
>goes to her bio looks at the very bottom after about 4 paragraphs.
>the words that I should have read before replying and agreeing to a meet up...
>"btw I'm transgender and proud"

So I have a date with a trap...what do?

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Just make sure ur the one that does the fucking.

Should I say no no no first?

You should say yes yes yes.

find out on the next episode of "things that never happened"

It's a black trap which is rare from what I can tell. But we're supposed meet up Friday and I'm not feeling it now.

Make sure to bring your dick suck'n lips

Fuck no

Is ur anus ready op?

Just give him a chance and let him succ

Boiiii

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>Black trap

U sir are a man of good taste. I would take him out if he passes. Go for it, might miss a chance if a lifetime.

got a pic?

Can't screen shot his snap because I don't want them to get the wrong idea. I'm not trying to get fucked my dude.

Assuming OP loves the cock like you.

Daddy likes

Just show us faggot, we can't help you if you don't

you have nothing to lose, obviously you're not going to go out with her.

I guess rip to me though

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listen friend

if you get that far and you can't tell, then you're already in deep.

just roll with it.

Just do it. Real black chicks are manly enough already. If you hook up with one, may as well be a feminine male.

Nigga she cute af, go for it. Post moar first though

But... dick

Don't think of it as a dick, just think of it as a really big clit or a handle bar while your reaming her ass

What he said

Buy lubricant and go for a try. Life is there to experiment things, because in the end, we all rot lonely in our grave

>she
>her
Stop indulging mentally ill people in their madness

She looks fine. Go have fun.

You'll be the one who'll be fucking. Also, remember, it's not gay as long as balls don't touch. Also no. 2, if they do, just say "no homo"

>having the chance to fuck something cute
>chickening out because of a dick
she wont even want you to touch it you faggot, just go date her and put it in her butt

Just close your eyes during, my doggie

Hey, Shemp Mirkanis, Attorney at Law, I was just going over the case and um, yep... ya been knocked up, so what happens now is that it's going to go into probate

>meet up
>beat it to death
>leave it dead in a dumpster

Trust. You'll get away with it and then no one will ever find out your mistake.

>a nigger

Im sure "her" dick is bigger than yours

Geez man wtf

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That's not a guy any more, no no no
That's a lady!

Roll with it, man. Have the time of your life with her, and THEN ask yourself if it's a big deal that she has a dick.

>whole crowd of faggots convinces a semi faggot to go full homo

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

Not gonna take the bait Sup Forumsro

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Nice dubs and nice repost, cuck

Do not have gay buttsex with a man OP. Do not. It will not be fun. He will not sound like a woman. He will not act like a woman. He will not smell like a woman. He will not feel like a woman. Because he is a man, a mentally ill one, and you will be able to tell at every point. You are inviting suffering and extreme embarrassment into your life for no gain.

You are straight. You can find a woman. Do not have gay buttsex with a man.

Hmmmmm

You lucky son of a bitch. Fill her up for me.

sounds like the words of a regretful but wise man,id listen to this guy op

Yeah this user has bloodbourne level insight

>SO.o...HE was behind of it

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Samefag

At the end of the day if she looks like a woman (which she does) then it is 100% hetero. Even if you don't see it that way you might as well be a bit gay. No one is going to find out, and you'll have a lot of fun

Just be geniune. People have this awful trap fantasy that can really hurt when people only see you as a sex object. Gay or not atleast give one good date if you already agreed.

bro if you already agreed just do it, go on a date that is. who knows they might actually be a cool person and in the grand scheme of things its just an experience for you.

you might not EVER get a chance like this again, it could be a shame to let it pass you by. If you decide its not for, so be it. the chances of anyone finding out and it ruining your life or any of that shit are slim to none.

also if you want my personal opinion dont do any buttstuff to her or from her (thats gay) at most let her suck you off and if your feeling adventurous you can play with her peepee a little but keep it away from your booty.

Fucking top kek
Hopefully it'll just be a chill time