ITT: SECRETS

ITT: SECRETS

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>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock.

I committed war crimes in Kosovo

I met an 18yo twink so desparate for love and attention that he's willing to help me drug and fuck his mom and sister if it means I hang around.

I dont even have to fuck him. he just needs the attention.

My wife and I will be spending this weekend apart for the first time in years.

Going to invite my ex over and fuck her constantly in our marriage bed until Sunday afternoon, then kick her out and wash the sheets.

> And then i woke up

no, he's real. Checked him out. got him to take a few creepshots and then decided to see how far he'd be willing to go.

I doubt I'll go through with it. it's a major crime, the kid is damaged and the whole situation is fucking weird even if it's a hot idea.
Still tempted.

Such as?

How old is his sister?

I obsessively share my leftist girlfriend with neo nazis and trump supporters online.

I pretend to be an awkward nerd but my dick is fucking MASSIVE and I get more pussy than I can handle. I also only post on Sup Forums cause I feel sorry for you guys and want to keep the virgins and nerds company. It's kind of my way of doing a nice deed.

post dick faggot

just turned 20.

My moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

I'm a US citizen & I want a war on US mainland so that we MAGA.

Broke into a girls house that i knew. Stole laptop, xbox 360, video camera an a pistol. She never knew it was me, her mom freaked out on her and thought she set it up.

...... back around 2000, I was the one that let the dogs out.


i hear people have been asking

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>Constantly steal friends's sisters' underwear
>Cum on them for over a week
>put them back in her drawer when I get the chance to go over again
>one day see her washing her face before going to sleep
>bingo
>she goes to sleep
>go to restroom
>open and cum an ungodly amount of jizz in to her facewash
>shake it up
>leave and go play games or some shit

it was nice to know that for a month or so she washed her face with my cum

you start the thread and delete it because you're a pussy

give me more of those pictures you little douche

I didn't care much for breaking bad.... I'm the lowest of the low

What kind of pistol? Anything good?

>SO.o...HE was behind of it

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It was just a little ruger

I can't stop collecting amateur real cop porn

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I went home happier and happier every day my father creeped closer and closer to dying In his bed.

I'm bisexual but have a crush on a straight guy.

my mom continuously molested me starting when i was 6 years old. she would sit on my face front facing and hump the fuck out of my mouth until she came, whenever the fuck she wanted. thanks dad for never being home, so i completely lost my childhood and now i'm only attracted to women like my mom.

How old are you now and how long did it last?

Did you like her taste? Was she clean most of the time at least?

22. lasted until i was 12. yeah, i actually did. she was always clean, but sometimes a little sweaty, mostly in the summer. she kept her pubes shaved, or a thin landing strip. i now realize that was so pubes didn't get into any weird places, which could have led to suspicion.

Did she do anything else other than sitting on your face? Play with your dick or at least kiss or something?

Did she ever try to rationalize this behavior?

When I was 9 my older step brother and his friend sucked each other off and tried to make me suck his friend.

When I was 11 we were up north and we were watching porn. He got naked and got me naked. Tried putting it in me but wouldn't work dry. He ended up busting a load on a pillow.

Both dudes and we both have families now and never talk about it.

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Hahaha. Yeah right. You then you woke up and switched position and went back to sleep

quite a few times she would make out with me, force her tongue down my throat, or just softly french, mostly after sitting on my face. she did this all commonly in my bedroom, and the living room. i would either be playing with hot wheels in my room, or watching something like dexters lab or courage the cowardly dog and she'd just lay me down on my bed or the carpet, drop her panties, and sit down on my face. always facing forward. funny enough, i was a big spongebob fan, and made her promise to never do it while i was watching spongebob. i think one time she tried it, and i started hysterically crying, so she held herself back. sometimes she would take a shower with me afterwards, and we would make out in there.

she fed me the typical grooming bullshit, about how she just loves me, how sad she is that daddy isn't ever home, and that i'm helping her so much. that i would never see her or daddy ever again if i told anyone. afterwards, she'd take me to go do something fun to "make it up to me".

That sounds about right. So as soon as you hit puberty, it stopped? Did she give you any explanation to why it stopped? Did you miss it?

>meet girls on kik
>be charming
>spin my gold
>one by one they fall for me
>catfish 7 girls at a time
>wait until they are hooked so hard they cant escape
>ghost them
>make new kik account
>do it again

I love leaving a trail of broken hearts behind me, with no hope of them ever getting closure.

well, actually it was because my dad changed his career enough to actually be around, since i was starting to hit puberty, and i was acting out because of that and what my mom was doing. so she couldn't really get away with it anymore. and yeah, i guess i sorta missed it. i mean it was a pretty big part of my life for quite a while, so i almost had to get used to her not shoving her crotch in my face every couple of days.

Send them

Thanks for answering all my questions user.

it was a great series

find hotel that has best/fastest wifi uncapped/unfiltered (posted on forums).
stay a day dl'ing ungodly amount of porn from emule.
*gold
**HC
anya
dasha
ardy
vayla
***pical cuties
etc.
prob 2 to 5 gb in one day.
in the morning i do the searches and let it dl till the following morning when i check out.
leave.

oh and i receive hugs from insanely hot young girls at cons that have sign saying 'free hugs'
it helps i'm not some basement dwelling fat fuck. i actually go to /fit/ and clean up nicely (work out groom) so i don't get looked at weird.

Sure. And go fuck yourself.

>up north on camping trip
>early stages of my new panty fetish
>moms semi hot friend is with us
>get the idea to go thru her clothes and find some panties
>find her bag
>lots of cute full back panties
>grab a pink pair
>run to outhouse
>get the idea to try then on
>so fucking soft
>dick becomes diamonds
>scramble and put them back before i get caught
>later that night, see mom going thru the back for something
>realize its my mom's bag
>i wore my moms panties and got hard in them
>still crossdress to this day
>have slight mommy fetish

THANKS MOM

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no problem. let me know if you have any more, obviously i get off from remembering it.
nice try. :)

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>made her promise to never do it while i was watching spongebob. i think one time she tried it, and i started hysterically crying
That got me in the feels. Can relate. My situation was the same, but different. An aunt. I won't have anything to do with her now. In fact I wish her dead.

tell us what happened user

yeah. unfortunately, she kind of majorly effected my sexuality, so thinking about it fucking turns me on. i've learned to kind of accept it. i still hate her, but it's in the past now. she isn't in my life anymore.

When I fap, I put my finger in anus

I got a handjob from my gf's 17 year old cousin

> Be 4
> Terrible teenage mother, she has no idea how to take care of me
> Live with my grandparents, they're still kinda young and have kids that only a few years older than me
> Share room with Aunt, she's about 15
> Not sure when it started but one of my first ever memories is lying in her bed having to crawl under the blankets
> Get in between her legs, she lifts up her nightie, eat her out
> I hated it. Had no idea wtf was happening.
> Thought it stunk and tasted horrible. Made me finger bang her. Got my dick hard and sat on me.
> Goes on for a couple years until my mum moves in with a bf and I escape that shit

And yeah just like you it affected my perception. With her I was too young to get any enjoyment out of it. Was just scared the whole time. Now wouldn't mind reliving it with a different girl that age, just to try deal with it. But that would not be age appropriate, would just be a 27 yo dude screwing a teen. That shits not on.

My cousin tried to convince me to suck his cock if he would do the same for me.
It was at a family reunion and was stuck the entire day with the guy so I made up a story to leave early told my parents I had problems with my stool and all so they made me drink laxitives while there was no problem.
Ever since we never spoke again and I have been avoiding him for over 3 years now.

>be me, 25, in the desert riding atvs with friends
>we're there for 2 nights, just tents trucks and our bikes
>i'm riding back to camp and a girl flags me down, she's broke down
>I leave her there, ride like 1 mile back to camp and get my truck
>I pick her up and load her bike in my truck
>she's pretty fuckin hot, younger than me there with her family for the weekend
>she's so bad with directions she doesn't know how to get to her camp
>I drive up this big hill and we park at the top to try and figure out where her camp is and to get cell signal
>i smoke a cig, she calls and we find out where to take her
>I start hitting on her, get her number and say she's welcome to come to our camp later and party it up
>She texts me later that night
>says she's bored and doesn't want to ride at night because she cant even navigate in the daytime
>I go pick her up, she's not in riding gear anymore and she looks hot
>we go to camp, have some beers, go to the hill and watch the races
>she's in my arms most of the night
>I say "stay with me tonight in my tent"
>she says okay
>i kiss her right then
>we chill a little longer, then go back to camp
>she takes the vodka to the fucking face and gets blitzed
>im bummed out but hey, fuck it
>we get ready for bed and she's now in my sleeping bag with me
>we start making out, i suck her tits and put her hand on my cock
>she tells me she's never had sex before
>i tell her i'll make sure she's okay
>No rubber... I slide my cock head inside her and have to work open her pussy a little bit at a time
>she tells me she loves me, we've known each other for 12 hours
>i hear my friends laughing, dumb ass opens my tent door and shines a light on us
>i spread her out for them to see and proceed to bang her in front of them
>I pull out and shoot my load on her stomach
>My friend comes inside the tent and starts talking to her while she's naked and covered in cum
>i get up for a beer, 2 minutes later i come back and my friend is fucking her

I want some people to watch me and my gf fuck. Afterwards, one or two guy could cum on her ass/tits/face.

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You know what, I saw your lawyer smoking PCP down by the teen center! You're telling me that Shemp Mirkanis is gonna take care of that parking ticket for me?!?!?

die

cont...
>friend number 3 is at the door still watching
>I just step back
>friend number 3 gets in there with them
>friend 2 comes out and now she's getting fucked by the 3rd guy
>he comes out, i'm disgusted about my tent and sleeping bag but i'm tired as fuck
>10 minutes later we're all sitting around the fire, her too... nobody is talking
>she asks me to drive her back to her camp
>I agree
>She seems bitchy and quiet on the drive back
>I ask her what's the matter, she was obviously having regrets
>she spins it around on me and says that I set her up and all this bull shit
>I spin it back and said "I didn't set you up, i really liked you until you fucked all my friends, i'm not interested in a girl like that anyway"
>she's like whatever man fuck you
>peace out bitch, lose my number

Good plan; what could possibly go wrong?

I'm more offended that you spelled it "ansjovis".

Twice.

Came on many girls while they slept including family and in as many underwear as i could including girls i knew, friends sisters, and friends moms, cousins, and aunts.

Even came in my friends girlfriends eggs that i made her once.

Also came in my friends milk since he had a hot mom and 2 hot younger sisters.

Good times.

Show some fucking respect, you think I'm going to pay $75 - my right testicle...

old pasta is old

she was 18+... and she consented to the sex at the time... just got pissed afterwards

You remember that diner down on 562th Street? Bring a bucket of nickels and a candle, we have a fucking problem....

I'd ask Shemp Mirkanis about the legality of that, when he gets off that damn bender I'll get you his number

id have the dog lick syrup off my asshole while i beat off

:_:

>There I was
>23 miles outside of Upper Chinese, Delaware
>soaking it in at a pub called "Fuckbag" O'Shaughnessy's Big Pimpin Grill
>see a Daewoo Fukbang roadster in the parking lot with my name on it
>start taking a bottle opener to the door locks
>out walks Dirk "The Six Dixons" Tarvantrantzian, the biggest Norwegian-Armenian broad in Sorkel Bay, Massachusetts
>end up with a fractured ball, 13 stitches to my right toe

I have to reenact Walking Tall at least twice a week or I lapse into epileptic seizures

My dad used to molest me, and my mom looked the other way because she didn't want to do the things he was using me for (anal, weird stuff with his cum, costumes and bondage stuff, weird sex rules when I was home). She didn't even lie about knowing, she admitted it to me and said 'Someone has to do that stuff and it's not gonna be me", but still told me it was a secret and I'd never see them again if I told anyone and blah blah blah.

When I was a kid I fell for it and went along. When I was a teenager I hated them but I was terrified of what would happen to me if they got in trouble. Now I'm an adult but I realize I have zero proof and all I can really do is cause a bunch of drama and make everyone treat me like a victim forever. So I just don't bother. I occasionally make sure they're not watching any kids or anything, but I just don't talk to them or let anyone know.

Pretty messed up still though honestly.

It is: paper hats, subterfuge, radio-controlled boats... that's a rough one...

Why don't you go back to their house, sit in your car, do ALOT of cocaine to get hyped up, and go into their house with a baseball bat and beat them both to death? Or maybe just your dad so your cunt mother can live with it, just make sure she atleast gets a broken kneecap

Fuck dude that rough

>be 15
>going to first high school party
>get there early
>decide to start drinking because everyone else there is
>never drank before
>do 6 shots back to back
>5 minutes later feel sick
>go to upstairs bathroom, no line yet since I was there early
>go in, lock door, bend over toilet
>feel it coming up, suddenly also feel pressure from my anus
>it's diarrhea, I could just tell
>hold it in both sides and strip as fast as I can
>get on all fours in bath tub, anus facing the drain
>spew vomit out front and shit out back
>finish
>clean up as best I can with towels / bath robe
>get dressed
>climb out window
>come back in front door, act like nothing happened
>few minutes later
>hear scream from up stairs followed by "WHAT THE FUCK"
>no one ever knew it was me

fucking hero, i lolled

Lol.
The perfect crime. Imagine the disaster your life and self esteem would have taken if someone walked in on you.
You user, have proven to be good in a crisis. You'll go far in life.

Honestly at this point they're both just old lonely shut ins, and I have more to lose from turning it into some big thing than I do from just healing myself. I'm also not positive I have the coordination to beat someone to death tbh.

>I'm also not positive I have the coordination to beat someone to death tbh
Sentences like this, posted unironically, are why I love Sup Forums. Also, all the best user. I'm the dude who posted about losing my vcard age 4 to my aunt. I've got your back.

Fucked up backstory, user. How are you dealing with it these days?

I think there's more of us running around than people would like to admit sadly. Just don't perpetuate the cycle and I think you're kind of a hero.

Honestly I'm not dealing with it. It messes with my relationships though, because I want to keep it a secret but it always makes me feel like I'm lying to anyone I date. It also makes me really weird about sex. I'm overly willing but secretly hate a lot of it, so I dunno.

I lost my virginity to a 70 year old woman.

Greentext it

Yeah I get you. Especially the willing but hating it comment. That's fairly common. Shit really messes with your head. It's not an easy road to travel.
I wouldn't recommend sharing irl. Use b to vent. People you know won't be able to handle it. It'll just weird them out. As I discovered.

I've dated...a surprising number of people with fucked up molestation/abuse stories. the kinks I'm into skew that way. I don't think any of them were as intense as yours, but everybody who goes through that hasn't some weird shit about sex.

There's a girl I really want to be with right now but it's a strugggle go make work. She was molested by her grandparents for years. Unreported. She's really eager to please, has some fun kinks, but also so much else going on it can be hard.

you aren't alone in where you are. I know plenty of people it's worked out for, but that's no guarantee it will. All you can do is take things as they come and try.

used to be bullied for years, was the cause of a lot of mental illness, occasionally have vivid fantasies about murdering childhood bullies but im hoping nothing will come to that

>be 19
>take gran to visit her friend
>she's recently widowed, looks quite fit and athletic for her age
>her friend mentions that she needs some help with some things around the house
>go back a few days later and fixed her shower curtain, changed a lightbulb or two and fixed a squeaky door hinge
>she offers to pay me but I said it wasn't necessary
>she moves to give me a kiss as I'm going out the door
>instead she pushes me into the door and shuts it
>she has her arms around me and starts kissing me
>once the shock wears off I start making out with her
>she grabs my belt and pulls me to her bed
>"strip" she tells me as she starts to do the same
>I take my shirt off nervously but as I get it over my head she pushes me backwards and straddles me
>she wasn't wearing any underwear and now I can see her pussy
>light grey, almost white landing strip and shaved everywhere else
>clit hood and belly button are pierced
>she moves up and sits on my face
>"make me cum"
>I lick her for what feels like an hours until she starts grinding on me
>she sits back and slides my dick into her
>I thrust into her for a few minutes while she's on top, cum inside her
>she lies her body on top of mine and lets me cuddle her while she tells me what a good boy I was
>can feel my cum dribbling out of her onto my stomach
>I clean myself up and get dressed and she kisses me as I'm leaving
>she told my gran I was welcome back any time

This happened two months ago and /r9k/ convinced me to go see her again later today.

want to go on a killing spree. create a new terrorist organisation and just kill everyone for fun

I cummed on your sisters ass

I know da whey

on the cons or dl from hotels? be specific.
you want to find me, i work at space center. I'm not hard to find. I'm the one with a camera taking pictures and getting paid.

I am engaged, and in an affair with a married woman.

And we're planning on leaving our SOs for each other.

I suppose you are serb , right?

I lost mine to a 40+ some fat white woman trying to recapture her club days (yes, i met her at a club drunk)
i was 20 and she kept on buying drinks.
the following morning ended up getting red bumps on my dick head. freaked the fuck out.
thought it was super aids.
found out it was a yest infection (yeah, didn't use a condom)
threw my phone away (cause i didn't want her calling me)

>He was behind

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Got bullied some during school. Even I have the same fantasies. Really vivid and detailed.

Been in something similar, user.
The best thing to do is work on yourself. I was fortunate that I had rationalized it all out before I realized how bad it was, that is what fucks with your mind.
I never felt guilty or angry about it, I figured it happened, it stopped, being upset about it won't do shit, so be stronger for it rather than broken by it.
Like T***.

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