I need a girlfriend... very very badly

I need a girlfriend... very very badly.

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why

Fuck off, me first

Lol he got a dildo stuck to the wall

Why? Most women are useless and retarded.

#1: Get off Sup Forums
#2: quit bitching, nobody likes a bitch
#3: talk to women
#4: shove a lit candle up your ass

Well, yeah.

when u get a gf u will miss your free time

clean your room, take a shower, get a routine that involves human interaction, look inwards and find your own hobbies and self desires beyond the needs for survival. consider women as other humans with self desires and interests and hobbies. talk causally with people. dont expect anything. learn to banter or joke around.

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GF

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No you don't, you need to get laid. Don't get the two confused.

Do you really? Lower your standards. Should be easy to snag a hamplanet.

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that boy is part easter island moai statue

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Don't we all?

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Why?

you can't buy love, but you can rent an approximation

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why not, their skin is softer then mens something about females and their DNA

I just do fun shit with my friends.

You have to get a job first so strike 3