>The first live action adaption of 2 of the most well known super heroes ever >doesn't make 1 billion at the box office How was this possible?
Oh right... because the movie had nothing to do with Batman actually fighting Superman and rather tried to be a very serious adult drama.
I don't know why Snyder didn't just make this R Rated from the start because this is in no way is a kids movie.
Dominic Morales
It really does say something that a person can make a movie with Superman and fucking Batman and not make a gorillion dollars
Joseph Morales
Because the "BATMAN V SUPERMAN" part was literally only 5 freakin minutes.
Kevin Martin
I thought it was because BvS was a bad film that relies on Batman and Superman being retards, so that the plot can work.
Camden Gutierrez
Or it could be because the movie is shit
Jace Torres
It's not Snyder's fault that when people think of capeshit, their first thoughts are quippy dialogue and big explosions.
And to those who think the story made no sense, try paying attention for once instead expecting a fight scene every five minutes.
Joshua Davis
Very good film.
Justin Campbell
You forgot how Wonder Woman is in it too.
Sebastian Green
Are MCUcks still jealous that BvS was right and Trump won?
Cameron Hernandez
What was BvS right about?
Josiah Rivera
Batman has been rebooted to death and Superman is not that popular, also the movie was too long for modern audiences
Michael Green
The length isn't a problem, it's how quickly the time passes.
Sebastian Lewis
About being better than Civil War
Luke Williams
I did, it still didn't make sense
Nolan Harris
But it wasn't. Civil War might be bland but at least it was fun
Juan Rodriguez
Just imagine if Doctor Strange was three hours long, people would kill themselves in the theaters
Jacob Turner
Can we make a prayer circle?
Daniel Russell
If it was three hours long, it'd have more trippy shit, they'd have to give Mordo, Kaecilius and whatever Rachel's character was called some actual development and Strange would've spent longer training. I don't want to talk about more quips though.
Charles Morris
the movie should have been batman fighting bizarro and then freeing superman from kryptonite jail or some sit and then them fighting lex in a big robot suit
Logan Sanchez
>faggot janny deleted the fun BvS thread and left the shitposting one Bad moderation kills boards. Especially when taking Disney bribes.
Colton Ortiz
Rotten Tomatoes says otherwise LMAO
Mason Bell
>A SECOND FRESH REVIEW! Never fails to make me laugh
Liam Murphy
You're saying Disney spends money to bribe people on Sup Forums? What could they possibly benefit from this?
Joshua Young
Why do think it's "v" and not "vs."?
It's opposing world views more than a cage match.
Brayden Mitchell
It's a court-case. We the audience are the jury. Zack has surpassed even Grant Morrison in the art of metafiction.
Aaron Green
They create a consensus in places like this and reddit, and also with bloggers or whatever those people are called, so their mediocre movies have to be praised once they come out.
Also to literally buy hype
Carson King
Take your meds.
Henry Ortiz
You first, Marvel cocksucker.
Kevin Brooks
it's supposed to be V, Zack cleared that before the movie released.
>had nothing to do with Batman actually fighting Superman Are you fucking stupid?
John Johnson
The gig is up my friend
Leo Brown
What did the janitor mean by this?
Daniel Clark
You'll never take me alive!
Xavier Wilson
can we stop discussing this shit-tier meme movie?
Caleb Rogers
Funny because nobody is as obsessed with it as the MCUck shilling force. Dr Quips threads die after five posts so this is what they amuse themselves with instead.
Brayden Sullivan
It's the most controversial movie of this millennium so far.
Jose Jackson
And the most prophetic.
Not to mention thought-provoking.
Jaxon Butler
>mfw daily Dawn of Justice threads full of discussion, the dankest memes and the most triggered shills >barely any Dr Scringe threads and the few are only a couple of shills talking to each other and posting laughing cucks >BvS came out a year ago
Really makes you ponder
John Turner
Snyder has reached his creative peak. Justice League will be his Magnum Opus. In the 31st century they'll still talk about it.
Joseph Gomez
The BvS threads are good fun until the butthurt MCUcks show up because their own threads are as dead as Hillary's career.
They are a tragic bunch. Unfortunately the mods seem to take their side whenever shit hits the fan so we'll just have to live with these shills.
James Cruz
It might actually kill some of the weaker among us.
Charles Powell
>MCUcks are triggered because a movie is more than a videogame boss fight What did they mean by this? Regardless, you manchildren got your wishes. Suicide Squad was butchered to pander to you.
Easton Morris
>the dankest memes Fuck off reddit
Isaac Gutierrez
Hm?
Chase Ross
>2008 >nobody give a fuck about capeshit >The Dark Knight make billion with only Batman in the movie and without even "Batman" in the title. >have top scores literally everywhere Snyder is just hack. He forgot how to make good movie after Watchman
Oliver Campbell
Still a better director than the nu-male Feige whores directing the MCU.
Ian Allen
I consider it an art-house film
Carson Lewis
>nobody give a fuck about capeshit try harder
David Thompson
N-nuh-huh! It's shills! It's a conspiracy! You think it's a coincidence everything after Dark Knight that isn't made by Disney gets bad scores? It came out in 2008. That's when the MCU started. They've been running the show since then.
William Hall
1st >News about box office happenings 2nd >le nu-males >very first post is a copypasta, the same shit for every anti marvel thread
Kill yourself
Gabriel Martinez
>WAAH WAAH WHY ISN'T IT LIKE MUH MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE WITH ITS SATURDAY CARTOON PLOT WAAH WAAH
Liam Taylor
That's OK. I'm perfectly fine hijacking their threads and talking about the movies I love. Here's one that just hit me last night:
Zod embodies all fundamentalist zealotry.
He's the fundy Chrustian cherry-picking from his holy book to prop up his agenda.
He's the radical Muslim trying to resurrect his culture's lost "glory"
He's the Brahmin priest clinging to the caste system.
He's even the Pharisee rejecting the "Word made flesh."
Sebastian Martin
>a company making profits is more Sup Forums related than discussing director filmography This is what an MCUck who is whipped by his slave master Feige really believes.
Carson Campbell
user!!! That's a reasonable explanation, who am I to blame for Warner Brother' incompetence??
>the dankest memes Full fledged Reddit gold user
Ian Howard
>>nobody give a fuck about capeshit
What the fuck man you need to sleep shillbro
Jaxon Cruz
Yeah I can agree on that. I would've made a BvS thread because there is more to discuss but It's not worth the effort anymore. The MCUcks won there I guess. All that remains is corporate warfare, as encouraged by our dear mods.
Liam Clark
>that's shit is better than mcu shit! Still shit, mate. Hype for capeshit started after DK and especially Avengers. I knew it! Mouse is ruining DCEU every movie! and every not-Disney movie! REEEEEEEE
Lincoln Morris
>Discussing a director filmography absolutely requires ad hominen attacks
This is what a DCuck who is whipped by his slave master Snyder really believes.
Liam Rodriguez
Stop the cis bullies right now! You hear me DC fans?! I will hunt you down and fuck you up with my black boyfriend!
Levi Butler
>not knowing about Sup Forums reclaiming dank, lel and other old memes for post-irony purposes
Also Trump won
Jace Jones
>MCUck in charge of trying to keep the argument together when it's not about box-office Your Kevin Feige semen is showing. The thread was deleted because it rightly revealed MCU as an assembly-line production ordered by suits and executed by yes-men nu-males.
Josiah King
KEKERONNI
Samuel Smith
It really makes me wonder where Snyder stands on religion in general. I mean, I know a little about his upbringing, but I'd love to hear him talk about it sometime.
He seems to me like the kind of guy that would embrace a more personal spiritual journey than one to ascribe to any organized faith.
Jack Murphy
>Hype for capeshit started after DK and especially Avengers. UNDERAGE
David Peterson
Mate, I haven't seen a single DCEU thread where people discussing how deep and cool that films. MoS and BvS threads are always about - Is these movies are total garbage or not.
Liam Williams
it was all over the place. it can still be a serious adult drama(TDK) but just make it about Batman and Superman. take Lex and Wonder Woman and sequel baits out of it.
Jayden Roberts
t. /r/The_Donald Fuck off
>I-it's a conspiracy! I swear the thread was on topic even though the op was shitposting and the mods are in the wrong!!!!11!
>Let me repeat the Feige joke, this time he will surely be hurt by it Your Zack Snyder semen is showing.
Liam Russell
>my jews are making more money than your jews hahahah!
Sup Forums related sure go on
>Marlel hires directors from tv shows and Troma movies in order to make the most bland paint by colors movies ever, also the obvious bias in critics is ruining the climate for new ideas to...
ENOUGH WITH THE HATE SPEECH THE MOUSE IS IN CHARGE HERE THREAD CLOSED MOVE ON NOTHING TO SEE HERE
Jaxson Sullivan
Sup Forums and other neckbeards doesn't count, you idiot. Befor DK capeshit were just another action movie for normies.
Joseph Walker
Well he was raised as a Christian Scientist. And that particular branch is in general more spiritual and meditative than the other branches. BvS was probably a very personal film for him. Also, I just read that his mother was a photographer. Doesn't really surprise me.
Elijah Jenkins
That's because of your insane amount of confirmation bias. It's amazing you can see past it to your keyboard.
Alexander Myers
#IMFAT just spoke up everyone. Remember to do what your Marvel heroes urged you and take stand against the white male!
Evan Cruz
From what I gather, he lost his mom not long before MoS, not sure about his dad. That too explains a lot.
Bentley Williams
...
Aiden Bennett
>Samefagging this hard
Jason Collins
>the whole plot-device to turn batman and superman on the same page was their mothers having the same name
you can't tell me you think this movie was any good. But on the other hand Marvel is literally becoming the call of duty of movies right now
Jace Campbell
It's not discussing, It's just one old copypaste. There are no even replies for that old shit.
Jaxon Miller
>I-IT'S NOT FUNPOSTING MARVEL MEMES ARE FUNPOSTING TOO MANY WORDS ANYWAYS Alright Mickey
Evan Wilson
Do not take his name in vain, lest the Mouse kick you out of your house.
Liam Hughes
I was in that thread and we discussed what that user said, also some others posted their own interpretations
What I wonder is why no one takes time to write this kind of analysis of this >haven't you heard of le beyonce? *canned laughter*
Brody Campbell
>Sup Forums and other neckbeards doesn't count, you idiot. Befor DK capeshit were just another action movie for normies. Like I said, underage.
Kayden Lee
>MOUSE IS EVERYWHERE REEEEEEEEEEE MCU and DCEU - both shit. If you like any of it - you're fucking pleb and should kys. MCU movies are just generic action flicks, while DCEU movies are just generic pretentious action flicks.
Jayden Fisher
That "old shit" didn't even exist before the election results.
Robert Clark
What's the point of writing an analysis like that? Unless it's for schoolwork I guess. Then it would be fun to do.
Bentley Johnson
people still struggle to understand that batman vs superman would not work in sense of a physical conflict, so that's why the whole movie is made about a moral conflict, the ignorance and the faith. I really like snyder's take on superman in this dc universe the whole "They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun" quote seems poetic in dcverse story development.
Charles Young
It's not an adults movie either
Alexander Gray
Get the fuck out of here
Jason Parker
>being that mad neckbeard Lol Are you this new? It was a thing right after BvS came out. Some shill was so desperate that he imagined some "deep" meaning in that shit.
Joshua Ortiz
What's even better is that they were both right. Bruce thinks you have to force your world to make sense. Clark thinks you have to choose your world.
Ultimately Clark does both: he chooses a world where heroes and monsters exist, then he goes down fighting making sense of it.
Jose Rivera
This is why everyone hates Marvelfags.
Lucas Mitchell
Because some movies you can't take them at face value. The real reason BvS didn't break a billion wasn't because it was bad, it was because the awful title, the awful marketing and especially because the premise is absurd. Batman fighting Superman makes no fucking sense because a) they are both good guys and b) it's like trying to defeat a force of nature, like fighting the rain or something. The conflict between these two characters can't be explained in terms of physical violence but in terms of morality. You need to show them being "good guys" but different kinds of "good", different enough to justify a battle. That's hard and requires some thinking. I won't say it's a perfect movie but it's not that bad as the paid critics make it out to be, and I unironically think most people didn't get it
Then they added Doomsday because they have to sell popcorn and crab legs too.
Nolan Nelson
>he thinks Batman and superman are enough for the billion when >superman return flopped hard a few years ago and MoS was critically panned >there wasn't a successful movie since superman 2 >the Nolan trilogy only was successful after the second movie and not because of batman but because of joker >several years after the start of the mcu >while competing with CW focusing on the most popular heros and even then, it wasn't the most successful movie of the franchise
Charles Cook
They went in expecting Marvel-tier quips and boss battles and instead got a movie that actually was a clash of philosophies. The critics hated it because they're all manchildren and the audiences hated because the critics hated it.
Bentley Sullivan
There are no any marvelfag here, kid. MCU - generic shit. DCEU - generic and pretentious shit. You're all have no taste.
Josiah Sullivan
considering the fact that flash went back in time that means superman is going to be a tyrant if Lois Lane dies, that makes lex luthor more than right from this perspective, a true savior of the earth, but whats a humanity without it's faith? can't wait for what zack snyder has for us
Evan Rodriguez
Make me some of Granny's peach tea
Jacob James
I'm talking about that particular interpretation, numbnuts. I've been in these threads since day one. Of the two of us, I'm just the one with reading comprehension and not cursed with the memory retention of a goldfish.
Be better than you are.
Isaac Campbell
>There are no any marvelfag here nice one Mickey
Liam Bennett
*unzips cock*
Adrian Hill
Their fight in the comics is even more retarded with Miller fellating Batman for 10+ pages. At least BvS (the Ultimate Cut) tried to make the conflict more balanced as far as motivations go.
Henry Hall
Personally, I get a big chuckle out of the Marvel kiddies with their Mickey Mouse swim fins who keep insisting the water at this end of the pool isn't deep.