Talk about our Vietnam experiences

>Talk about our Vietnam experiences

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There's a decent little Vietnamese bakery two suburbs over. They do some awesome little cakes. Would totally recommend.

>be me
>travel to Vietnam and Cambodia in 90s
>find small villages
>pay old ladies to fuck young girls
>$20 for two 12 year olds
>feed them beer and fuck them both
>no fucks given

Went at the end of 2017 to visit wife’s family, tbh I was glad to get home. Some of it is ok but most is just a fucking mess. Wife’s family is rich as fuck so I got the good treatment, I don’t think I could handle being there and being poor

Watched the Vietnam episode of Top Gear when the bail out vehicle was a minibike painted in red white & blue stars & stripes with a big American flag hanging off the back.

lol'd

Fought; lost; then got a participation trophy for not winning.

>be me
>wake up in helicopter
>vietnam jungle stretches out below
>land at nui pek - straight to small arms range
>decide grease gun is for me
>first mission
>crawl on stomach into hole
>whole city underground
>only have red torch
>boring as shit
>pistol only - loud as shit
>get bored
>youtube theme song Pseudo hendrix
>uninstall
>add pseudohendrix to winamp

Took a few posts but finally the contribution we were kind of expecting.

>fancy playing a new game
>look at PC Gamer's recommendations for 2017
>see Rising Storm 2: Vietnam
>bet that's good, seems a bit like Battlefield
>30GB download
>100GB installation
>takes almost 24 hours to install completely
>start for first time
>all good skins have to be unlocked
>I can't even afford to look like a gook
>I look like a background extra on a street scene, inexplicably waving a gun
>no single player
>join an online fight
>get killed six times in ten minutes
>never even catch sight of the enemy and have no idea who shot me or how
>realize this is probably the most accurate recreation of the war in Vietnam that there will ever be
>uninstall it from my hard drive
> $20 well spent
>lesson well learned

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>be me
>fighting at the edge of a small clearing
>bullets flying everywhere
>one hits my left testicle
>i now have a purple heart and one brass ball

RO2 is brutal, not nearly as good as the first but it will eventually get there

>father in law volunteered for Nam
>went and got exposed to agent orange
>now a shakey, neurological mess
>still has a big purple hard-on for the mililtary
some people never learn

Fat

Nothing wrong with defending your country and killing gooks

I played shell-shock nam 67 for a full week coked and feted up.

>Be that old homeless guy who I always see eating alone in the soup kitchen
>Fresh out of college with an engineering degree
>Just married
>Volunteer for Vietnam "because of patriotism and stupidity"
>Gets caught up in the tet offensive
>His unit gets decimated at Hue
>Sees some additional shit (apparently the viet cong hit the civilian population hard)
>Tour over, get sent home, full of PTSD
>Can't hold a job, wife leaves him after a couple of years because of *ahem* "erratic behavior" and drinking
>Homeless, mentally ill alcoholic since 1977
>Ain't war great?

Thought about joining up until I met this guy

> open bar at 11am each day
> First customer is an old dude, he's waiting at the door every day
> Never says much, just orders double bourbon and come, goes to the same table and sits on his drinks
> I don't enjoy his company he creeps me out
> One day he decides to talk to me
> Uses a lot of military speak that goes over my head
> Tells me about the day he walked into his superiors tent
> Found him fucking a child
> Tells me he pulls his weapon out and puts it against this guy's head
> Says to get off the kid or he'll blow his brains out
> Decides he can't handle the situation
> Be too traumatic to be raped and have brains splattered all over her
> Guy put his weapon down and walks away letting this dude finish pumping the kid
> Gets kicked out for threatening to kill his superior
> Spends time in prison. Is still butthurt he did time while a child rapist gets honored and decorated.

I'm like, ok, that's an interesting story. Didn't expect to hear that today.

Hey

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Hi Lonald!

Charlie's in the bush, there's napalm in the morning, etc....

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Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was...he was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors, and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of southern California from La Jolla to Leo Carillo, and up to Pismo. He died.. he died as so many young men of his generation before his time, and in your wisdom, Lord, you took him. Just as you took so many bright, flowering young men at Khe San, and Lan Doc, and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives, and so did Donny. Donny who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos.. in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been....we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Goodnight, sweet prince.

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You're out of your element Donny

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Enemy in the black pajamas, worthy fucking adversary.

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Took a load of heroin. Was the time of my life

>Country realizes it's government is full of shit and is not actually good at war.
>Korean war was pretty fucked too, tbh & ended in a draw
>and really the rest of the world is probably right, Russia actually won WWII.
>wait who is Henry Kissinger lighting in fire this Christmas? Farmers in Laos?
>now Cambodia?
>bc they're peaceful and won't fight and we have to get them to fight?
>oh shit, our country is run by psychopaths
>fukkk, the bad guys is... US?!?
>fuck everything, burn it all down
>reject everything
>including hygiene and good taste
>get bored living in dirt
>let's be slick fagots and get rich fucking each other over for a decade now
>oops, too far.
>now lets reject that and dress in flannel and act all mopey that we've tried everything and nothing's any good.
>what we need is a really epic war to get excited about again
>oh look it's Mohammad and his 4 friends Mohammad, Mohammad, Mohammad, and Mohammad
>wait how many Mohammads are there?
>1.3 billion.
>giggity
>I know, how about a war with no clear objectives, no victory conditions, and no exit strategy
>like Vietnam?
>yeah but this time with an inexhaustible enemy!
>defense manufacturers made a fuckload of $ during Vietnam, and the taxpayers are fine with paying the bill if it's a moral war.
>[put the country in a permanent state of war]
>well hell hell, it's wartime now, time for some more "emergency" powers, and a bit less constitutional rights, amirite lol?
>u so rite
>etc

Everything went to shit in WWII, but it took until Vietnam to fully realized it

Does he still bang your mother in law? Is she hot?

Vietnam was hell. I hated it.