>be me
>aussies
>my queen is jew leader but I'm too stupid to know
>my ancestors were sent here for fucking livestock
>I end every post with "thoughts?"
Thoughts?
Be me
i love austrailia... it's australians i hate.
At least we're not 'merica
Oi?
Wot?
Meet me at the nerves hungry Jacks parking lot you poofter
At least you are not a chug
We'd like all our resources back then, thank you very much
I could have been Australian but turns out my great grandfather wasn't a criminal
BURN
Live in Australia, never heard anyone under the age of 50 say poofter...
Fight me
You must be abbo m8
I say poofta all the time.
Also. Ya mums ya dad
struth mate take it easy on the poor fella
Oi?
Wot?
Meet me at the nearest hungry Jacks parking lot you poofta
Australia's fine. You on the other hand are a petty little bitchboy.
Thoughts?
Abbo, I'm a fuckin white stick..
i don't think you'd like the outcome. now go back to thinking meat pies are aussie.
You sound like a bit of a poof mate
Big lulz
You're not wrong mate, froths a good prostate exam
>KEEP CALM AND NUKE SHITSTRALIA OFF THE FACE OF THE FUCKING PLANET
FTFY mate.
But yeah... at least we have the best cricket team in the world
Best at cheating maybe.
Oi.
You wot?
Fight me
Manchesta United M8
Clearly haven't watched the news... I hate cricket but the Aussie team cheating is getting more coverage then anything important...
Maybe....just maybe..it was sarcasm
There is enough things in Australia already want to kill us.
Every animal and insect
Even the wildlife has good taste.
fucking lol
Maybe... It's impossible to read sarcasm over the internet
No its not.
Yes it is.
Naw
Yeah.
Is this a five minute argument or would you like the full half hour?
Can't afford more than hand relief. Sorry madame.
Absolutely not
Relatively is.
Oh look, this isn't an argument!
It's just contradiction
For his next trick, user will tell us that the sky is blue. Or that water is wet. Or that Australia is a shithole.
Wait, so why do so many people hate Australia
They are jealous of our lifestyle, wealth and toned abdomens
Not a fan of the housing market though, overseas investors and what not...
Most people who hate Australia are Australian.
Sauce: I'm am Australian (I am one - and I am many).
I'm Australian and I don't see that much of a problem, although I am pretty young, what is there to hate?
This. Carlton draught. I hate it here and tbh wish I lived in america.
Thoughts?
The people, mainly.
Im pretty sure, the rest of the world loves you.
>Thoughts?
Move to America
>He was behind
This is because they're even dumber than us. I didn't think it was possible (us being incompetent thieves that even 18th century policing techniques could collar), but it's true.
So far the only American I've met only liked me because if the way we say cunt.
Watch out cunts we got a poofter right here. Watch ya bums.
But people are toxic no matter where you go...
You're a little touched in the head ain'tcha mate.
Prolly got glassed in a pub recently. Takes a while for your IQ to come back to the national average of 68.