>be me
>aussies
>my queen is jew leader but I'm too stupid to know
>my ancestors were sent here for fucking livestock
>I end every post with "thoughts?"
Thoughts?
Be me
Angel Martinez
William Adams
i love austrailia... it's australians i hate.
Jason Evans
At least we're not 'merica
Cooper Bailey
Oi?
Wot?
Meet me at the nerves hungry Jacks parking lot you poofter
Grayson Wood
At least you are not a chug
Adam Wood
We'd like all our resources back then, thank you very much
Caleb Reyes
I could have been Australian but turns out my great grandfather wasn't a criminal
Carter Adams
BURN
Aaron Jones
Live in Australia, never heard anyone under the age of 50 say poofter...
Aiden Flores
Fight me
Eli Martin
You must be abbo m8
I say poofta all the time.
Also. Ya mums ya dad
Evan Williams
struth mate take it easy on the poor fella
Jack Hernandez
Oi?
Wot?
Meet me at the nearest hungry Jacks parking lot you poofta
Zachary Clark
Australia's fine. You on the other hand are a petty little bitchboy.
Thoughts?
Jacob Walker
Abbo, I'm a fuckin white stick..
Tyler Gomez
i don't think you'd like the outcome. now go back to thinking meat pies are aussie.
Christian Wood
You sound like a bit of a poof mate
James Peterson
Big lulz
Julian Mitchell
You're not wrong mate, froths a good prostate exam
Ryder Cox
>KEEP CALM AND NUKE SHITSTRALIA OFF THE FACE OF THE FUCKING PLANET
FTFY mate.
Elijah Lee
But yeah... at least we have the best cricket team in the world
John Jackson
Best at cheating maybe.
Isaiah Lopez
Oi.
You wot?
Fight me
Manchesta United M8
Adrian Jenkins
Clearly haven't watched the news... I hate cricket but the Aussie team cheating is getting more coverage then anything important...
Jaxon Cox
Maybe....just maybe..it was sarcasm
Julian Hill
There is enough things in Australia already want to kill us.
Every animal and insect
Christian Adams
Even the wildlife has good taste.
Benjamin Robinson
fucking lol
Jonathan Torres
Maybe... It's impossible to read sarcasm over the internet
Ryan Moore
No its not.
Carson Turner
Yes it is.
Jeremiah Williams
Naw
Jayden Nguyen
Yeah.
Joseph Foster
Is this a five minute argument or would you like the full half hour?
Grayson Green
Can't afford more than hand relief. Sorry madame.
Bentley Hughes
Absolutely not
Grayson Cox
Relatively is.
Bentley Nguyen
Oh look, this isn't an argument!
It's just contradiction
Angel Flores
For his next trick, user will tell us that the sky is blue. Or that water is wet. Or that Australia is a shithole.
Nathaniel Hernandez
Wait, so why do so many people hate Australia
Christian Cox
They are jealous of our lifestyle, wealth and toned abdomens
Gabriel Nguyen
Not a fan of the housing market though, overseas investors and what not...
Robert Brown
Most people who hate Australia are Australian.
Sauce: I'm am Australian (I am one - and I am many).
Christian Sanders
I'm Australian and I don't see that much of a problem, although I am pretty young, what is there to hate?
Carson White
This. Carlton draught. I hate it here and tbh wish I lived in america.
Thoughts?
Matthew Jones
The people, mainly.
Carson Stewart
Im pretty sure, the rest of the world loves you.
Benjamin Butler
>Thoughts?
Move to America
Dylan Cruz
>He was behind
Angel Taylor
This is because they're even dumber than us. I didn't think it was possible (us being incompetent thieves that even 18th century policing techniques could collar), but it's true.
Nolan Powell
So far the only American I've met only liked me because if the way we say cunt.
Andrew Baker
Watch out cunts we got a poofter right here. Watch ya bums.
Carter Powell
But people are toxic no matter where you go...
Camden Nelson
You're a little touched in the head ain'tcha mate.
Oliver Miller
Prolly got glassed in a pub recently. Takes a while for your IQ to come back to the national average of 68.