Would you fuck a dog lmao
Would you fuck a dog lmao
>in other news, today OP fucked a dog and is desperate to normalize it
Why don't I rephrase it
woof!
Dip my bone in peanut butter and give her a little treat, you know it.
i'm working on getting a dog to fuck my gf while i fuck her throat. will post win when it happens
o-oh k user
Look asshole...they made a movie about a crippled Marine fucking a giant blue alien cat...with PENIS HAIR!!
It was a giant hit!! Everyone is cool about cat alien penis hair sex...
So go fuck the dog already!
only if she has a big bulbous butt like >764047908
whoa sometimes i hate r34
I'd fuck the shit out of that little puppy, to be sure! My wife and I love to do roleplay where she dresses up as a puppy and I collar and leash her. Then I train her for a while until she gets feisty and starts trying to get at her bone (my erect dick) with her mouth. She follows commands and even whimpers and woofs when fucking and orgasming.
Who the fuck wants to be normal?
See, I don't get this.
That's not a dog. That's an anime girl but someone drew a cartoon dog head on it. Furries see this shit and think they wanna fuck a dog.
If someone redrew that with a human head would you lose your boners, really? It's the dog features that you're into? I don't believe that for a second.
Also you notice how many furries are gay? From what I've seen furry "artists" draw a female body with small tits and put a dick on it. Being gay means you're attracted to masculine features. Like... do you just like to feel oppressed? Like you're a minority? I mean that makes sense, it's the reason furries talk about fucking dogs all the time. They like to feel like victims... someone like me comes in like "this shit is weird" and a buncha faggots respond... it makes you feel both included AND a victim.
Like... at least pedophiles keep that shit to themselves. Stop shoving this in everyones face. We don't give a shit but when you don't shut up about it and force it upon us we're gonna call you out on it... which I know you guys love.
Dude, you put waaayyy too much thought into what people like to jack off to. A hundred bucks says you unironically own a MAGA hat.
you're taking this way too seriously, user
I just like the floof, yo
>That's an anime girl but someone drew a cartoon dog head on it
Gr8 b8
She's an anthropomorphic canine. Equipped with a homo-sapien/canine skull fusion, paws and human/dog limbs.
literally autistic
>He was behind
>no arguement
I accept your concession.
best place to be in this context tbh
Your arguement was "that's not a humanoid body with a dog head, it's a human-like body with canine features"
I'm sorry I didnt take that seriously.
Kek
call them out for what? overactive imaginations?
most of them just imagine what it would be like to have furry body rubbing against them, or to have one theirself. or a weird dick. or a huge dick. or titties and a dick. yeah, a lot of them are probably fags, but who fucking cares? fags cause a hell of a less problems than the dumbfucks that feel the need to fight them. why do they fucking care? sure, if some fag is sexually harassing the dude, yeah. whatever. but if someone is sexually harassing anyone they need to get a foot in the ass.
I have a number of peculiar fetishes, fur isn't one of them, and none of them are because I want to be a fucking victim mentality unicorn.
It's because nasty weird ass shit makes my dick hard.
I'm old enough that my childhood was pre-internet. I spent part of that childhood drawing monsters eating naked women, tearing them apart and raping them. swallowing them alive, etc. started drawing this shit in middle school and fapping to it eventually.
it wasn't something anyone else did, or a plea for special attention. I hid that shit, motherfucker.
It's because it made my dick hard and I liked it.
Simple, man.
I was behind it!
You went off on a tangent about my post being anti gay. Which is wasnt.
You didnt read my post, so I won't read the rest of yours. Or maybe you did read the post and didnt understand it? If that's the case why would I talk to a dumb person?
I wouldnt. You know?
No I would not fuck a dog, but I'd let my girlfriend be cucked by a dog, that's really hot.
as my super straight friend once said. A hole is a hole.
>Which is wasnt.
>>notice how many furries are gay?
>>furry "artists" draw a female body with small tits and put a dick on it
>>Being gay means you're attracted to masculine features
yeah, wonder how I could think any of your post was about fags
>>do you just like to feel oppressed? [etc]
I'm just pointing out they talk about this shit because they like it
Not because they want you to call them out like some kind of gatekeeper of masturbation
One arrow is enough cum-lord. That's your name to me now.
>notice how many furries are gay
That's my point. "gay" furries like feminine bodies with dicks. They're not gay. They like to feel oppressed, or like they're victims. Being "gay" does that for them. They're not actually attracted to men.
>furry "artists" draw a female body with small tits and put a dick on it
Do they not?
>Being gay means you're attracted to masculine features
I can see how you found that offensive, I do apologize.
Anywho...
>I'm just pointing out they talk about this shit because they like it
Furries spam Sup Forums with their shit and invade other threads that have literally nothing to do with porn/furries/whatever.
Bruh. I'm gay. I hate gays that walk around in low cut shirts or with rainbows all over themselves. Why shove your shit into people face? Furries do that. Not all sure but most.
And would you disagree that OP's pic could do skin tone on the body, replace the head with a human head, and remove the tail... and you wouldnt be attracted to it anymore?
Is it REALLY the dog head that does it for you?
Gonna kek hard once the ayy lmao's decide to give us a visist and they turn out to be anthropomorphic canines/felines
Gonna kek even harder when humans find out they arent the original anthros
Gonna die laughing when we're redpilled and it turns out our existence is only because a few extraterrestrial "furries" had a skin fetish
Democratic virgin lardo detected
Until that day feel free to keep crying in your moms house masturbating to fox-women while everyone kek's at you and your sad excuse for a life.
>Is it REALLY the dog head that does it for you?
For me it's the whole dog.
I like furry drawings of hot anthro girls. But when I really stop and think about what I want in my arms, I choose a real dog over an anthro.
Pfft, okay.
>shoving it in our faces
Gotta love that statement. Cant let people enjoy things ya dont like so you gotta throw in strawman arguements and victimize the group you're targeting as if they're the only ones capable of such sins, ignoring the people that actually do "shove things in faces"
All I wanted to know.
Make sure to wear a condom if you ever save up the money to have sex with a whore, we dont need more of you in the gene pool. Suiciding yourself would be nice as well but god knows you're not the type do be doing anyone any favors.
nah but id butt fug her while her other holes plugged
Why would I have sex with a whore?
Where does a response like that even come from?
If I were to do that though, money wouldn't be an issue.
No, Op. No. I shouldn't have to explain these things to you.
Oh right, you'd ask your mom for the money.
Well dude if you're going to leave the basement to talk to your mom why not just ask her to fuck you, she does it for a living after all.
Yuk. You're both burnt.
Don't think I didnt notice you didnt quote my post so I wouldnt see your response.
Don't be a pussy. Ya pussy.
>hey, he's a furry so that means he's some crybaby beta virgin male
Kek, thanks for making it crystal clear you're a hiveminded braindead retard.
Go back to being a slave to society, thinking anything you do in this life matters.
@764051129
Bait harder if ya want (you)'s from me
Are you thinking I'm someone else?
I don't have a basement, my mom lives over an hour away and I have way more money her. She's the one who borrows money from me. And I'm pretty sure she's not a whore. I mean, maybe she is. I don't see her much, but I don't think there is much of a market for 68 yr olds who can barely walk.
Timestamp pic of yourself without your head, just your body.
I'll paypal you 100 dollars if you're not a complete fatass, or one of those anorexic nerd types.
Sure why not I'll bring moot along too
Wherever she is....
So what is the point you're trying to make, that people are in fact attracted to animal features?
i prefer shizue with a dick
Post bank statement and PayPal information first.
That's what I thought fatty.
This
You're both faggots
dude we're all fags, WERE IN A THREAD ABOUT FUCKING DOGS
nah but id totally read tortimers sex tips
Yes, I would do it + it is legal.
Yeah and they managed to stand out with their faggotry in a thread about fucking dogs. Let that sink in.
Depends on where you live. It's fast becoming illegal in the US.
Your from Canada arernt you ? You voted for that guy so that he would legalize cannabis but he legalised bestealaty instead
Fucking Kek
which movie was that
He did? Fuck this, I'm going to keknada
But even the animal features are feminised so your point isn't invalidated by the anons response. Real animal features don't have the feminine facial structures like what you see depicted by the OP. An actual dog canine head looks nothing like that aside from the components themselves.
who says we haven't already
No, but I'd fuck a wolf.
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No he didn't
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I hope I get to Fuck a wolf some day.
>when you are so fucking lonely that you fuck a dog
I am not even disgusted that just saddens me
what are you talking about user, you don't need a condom when you're with a dog
you can't get a dog pregnant, the genetics are too different
actually when you have a dog you're never lonely
and a big masculine dog is an incredibly powerful chick magnet if you absolutely HAVE to fuck a human
Not an actual dog, but if Isabelle was real I'd smash any furry character that isn't avian or reptile really.
They must be trolling
Some woman died because she was allergic to dog semen so in retrospect she might have wanted to have it wear a condom.
What if they're werent desu?
Tfw shizue shitpost thread turns into a shitstorm
Or just don't fuck domesticated or feral animals at all
Most people who have sex with animals do it because they like the animals, not because they can't have sex with humans.
most also have normal sex lives with humans too.
The meme of that's all they can get comes from non zoos who get sex with humans, so they think zoos must be even worse at it when they really aren't worse, but rather much better at it.
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>Or just don't fuck domesticated or feral animals at all
tbf you're way less likely to die from fucking something from either of those groups than a human.
Oh phone... I see you dropped an important word there.
Yeah but you know thats not right, it is messed up
No they smell bad and have greasy fur.
...horses tho
This user is a right.
From a strictly health related perspective, it is many thousands of times safer to have sex with an animal than a human.
i would probably have to get a vasectomy because i would have hundreds of kids by now
what kind of fantasy world do you live in where dogs smell worse than horses
We have giant farms where animals are grown exclusively to die, where some of them never see the light of day, and you're hung up about dicking them.
Lol
Looks like user struck a chord :)
I think both smell equally good.
I would fuck the shit outta a dog
i am not convinced it is messed up as long as the animal is a willing participant
i would argue that it is one of the nicest things you can do for an animal, showing them you believe they are on an equal level as yourself.
god dammit isabelle poster!
nice feet