Sup B, I went to a massage parlor yesterday and I am trying to figure out WTF happened. I stripped down to only my underwear and got on the table. The Asian woman covers me with a sheet and starts the massage. All seems normal so far. I'm not necessarily expecting a happy ending, just looking for a massage. For the first half hour or so, nothing unusual happens. Then she takes off the sheet completely, so I'm on my stomach in just my underwear. She starts massaging my ass. Kind of unexpected but nice. Feels amazing actually. Then she really starts to get into it. Like really vigorously massaging my ass. This goes on for a while and I'm pretty hard now. Then she gets on the table between my legs and pulls down my underwear. Ok. Then she continues with massaging my ass. She is literally massaging nothing but my ass cheeks. I'm hard as a fucking rock at this point and moaning and shit. I seriously feel like I could cum from this. For 15 minutes, she's massaging my ass cheeks like a crazy person and I'm moaning like a bitch. She says something but I can't understand her. My underwear is still on my leg and she is trying to get them off completely but she can't. I stand up to take them off and my dick is pointing at the ceiling and throbbing visibly. She looks at it then tells me back on table. I'm ready for whatever and completely turned on. She then covers me with the sheet again, rubs my back for a few minutes, and says OK time up. WTF?!
Sup B, I went to a massage parlor yesterday and I am trying to figure out WTF happened...
time kill hustle.
next time leave at least 60 dollars visable on the table for her. She'll get right down to business.
You're in your underwear under the sheet, then she gets between your legs and takes off your underwear while she's between them and your legs are spread? Calling bullshit.
think about it, he's a neckbeard hambeast.
Fake as fuck
Where you ended is where you offer her the "tip" this is how you get your happy ending
you should not get a massage with your underwear on
fucking lol
She pulled them down to expose my ass genius. Are you retarded?
>She says something but I can't understand her.
probably about her bonus, you'd have to pay for an happy ending?
Yeah going to make up a story where I don't get laid
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I remember the first time that happened to me. My wife bought me a massage for my birthday from a local massage place - she didn't know anything about it, obviously, and neither did I.
I was getting the standard rubdown, but when she got to my ass, she started rubbing between my ass cheeks, and eventually started rubbing around my asshole. I thought this must be some kind of Chinese thing, some feng-shuey or something, but she kept at it. Started to feel really good when she began to make circles around my asshole and taint, and rubbing hard up against my taint (I later discovered this was a form of prostate massage). I can feel my balls swelling up a bit, and then out of nowhere, she asks me if I live nearby. I told her I did, just a few blocks away. She asked me if I would like to get a massage more often, and I told her yes - she's still rubbing my taint, mind you. "Roll over" she tells me. Now, I've got like a 3/4 boner at this point, but I figure so what, I'm sure she's seen them before. This time, no warning, no work-up, no subtle approach, she cups my balls with her right hand, and takes my cock all the way into her mouth and starts sucking hard while shes rubbing my taint. At first, I'm thinking I should stop her because wife and all, but brain in cock takes over, I put my hand on the back of her head and that is all it took. kaboom, I blow a massive load, which she drinks like a pro (my buddies said they NEVER do this, but she did). She finishes me up, still rubbing my balls, and then says "you come back regular now, no?" I say yes, and tip her $60.
True story. Went home after that, and took a shower, then the wife decided to blow me while I was sitting on the couch watching tv. It was surreal, I swear to god. She wanted to get on top of me but I kept her head down and finished in her mouth. 2 girls, 2 throats, 2 loads in less than 2 hours. That was a good day my Sup Forumsros. First time I ever told anyone about this.
Next time, strip down all the way nude, when you lay on the table lay on your back, use the towel to cover your dick, if she starts giving you a massage while you’re laying on your back it’s a good indicator within the first five or ten minutes she will ask you what you want, usually I will grab their ass and ask how much for this, if she starts thinking about it she’ll give you a price, negotiation begins, offer a hundred forty dollars but max a hundred sixty dollars, because most places charge entry fee for the first thirty minutes thirty to forty dollars and sixty minutes from forty to sixty dollars, I have gone to many massage parlors, and I have always used this technique, on a side-note, I only go to Asian massage parlors, it seems like places with American women try to scam you, especially black chicks, so watch out .
Well they always say, 'Write about what you know'.
You need to give it a few strokes yourself or touch her, so she knows you aren't a cop.
This nigga knows what's up
Have you been back?
So you’re paying over $100 for a handjob?
If you pay more than 40 for a hj, 60 for a bj, and 100 for intercourse you're overpaying and should find a different establishment
I actually did, sorry to say, since I should have been more faithful to my wife (she's my ex now, but not for that reason). But that girl wasn't there, and the next one I saw would only jerk it. Well, I can jerk my own dick better than anyone else, so that didn't go anywhere.
It did get me addicted to something for a while, however. When me and the wife split up and I started dating again, I kept trying to coordinate the 2 and 3-fer kind of events. I'm not joe stud, but I don't have much of a problem getting women to fuck me usually. So I'd try to set up a morning "meeting" with one girl, and would decide what goal I had for the day - blow it in her pussy, her ass, or her mouth, then I'd try to set up a "nooner" with another girl and try to get the exact same thing - same sequence of events, etc. On a couple of occasions, I was able to fit in a 3rd in the evening.
When you see the 3rd girl in a day looking up at you as you blow your load down her throat, while thinking about the other 2 girls who sucked you off that day you go to sleep afterward with a huge smile on your face.
Was it a crummy thing to do? I dunno. I'm sure the girls would think so. But it was fun, and kept me occupied. I'm way older now, and doubt I could even jerk off 3 times in a day, but back when I was full of jizz, this shit was great. That's why I tell young dudes not to waste their time with relationships when they are in their 20's. Go out and fuck. Use that thing to have some fun. I'm really glad I did.
Let's be clear here. If you are under 35-40 and your dick works fine you don't need this.
Expect to pay 100$ to 140$ depending on what part of the country you are, this includes the 1hour massage and happy ending.
The asian masseusse is most likely going to be old and not that pretty.
The massage is fantastic for old farts like me, my muscles need it, my skin needs whatever shit they slather on it and it helps get me in the mood. If you are young and your dick works fine this is a waste of time.
This.
Dude - go to Indonesia, like Bali. For $50 you can get 4 girls to massage you at once, then they bring in what I call "the finisher" who lets you fuck her. Usually its one of those Balinese girls with the really long hair. They won't suck, for some reason, but will bend over instantly.
When I go there on business, I get the 2 hour massage. I figure four women rubbing my old bones, followed by fucking a 19 year old's ass it's the best $100 I can spend, and I hit the bar afterward and pour down a scotch before bed.
My dad once told me I'd never learn how to appreciate the finer things in life until I was older - I think he was right.
>First time I ever told anyone about this.
I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that part. What guy wouldn't brag to his buddies over some beers? What Sup Forumsro wouldn't post that shit on here for us to enjoy immediately after it happened?
Samefag
same formatting and writing style
quite the linguistic forensic specialist you must be
nope.
Nope. I'm the guy who wrote about the multiple-women who don't know about one another thing, and the fucking in Indonesia. All true, by the way, like a give a fuck if you kids believe me or not, kek. Just taking a stroll down memory lane.
And what guy makes up a story where he admits he can't even jerk off 3 times in a day anymore? Thank god for Viagra. All you young dudes will learn as time goes by. Enjoy your youth.
Lol vergin btfo
There are an absolute TON of these places here in Vegas. All you have you have to do is find one that says "foot massage" on the sign
is that really bragging worthy? I've been to several massage parlors and I myself have never told anyone
Happy endings cost extra, OP. She was obviously making you horny as fuck so you'd pay more.
Some advice for a younger pup please: I get massages from a lady who posted an ad on CL. She runs her business out of her apartment, and so far there's been no indication of it being anything other than legit massage. In fact her ad even said "no extras". Advice on how to get extras anyway? To me, I get way more excited thinking about doing it with someone who doesn't normally offer it, than with someone who does it all the time.
I brag about a goddamn fish I caught. I sure as hell would brag about 2 throats in 2 hours.
I assume everyone is a cute little manlet like me...
>wife
I know you lying. Take a guess as to how I know.
Have you tried em "massage parlors" how much is the damage in vegas?
>I don't have much of a problem getting women to fuck me usually
Was always curious about this super power.
Moaning? What a faggot.
He probably did it because of the porn.
No guy would brag if there's any chance it would get back to his wife.
Nice quads. If she hasn't already offered you any extras, then she probably isn't ever going to offer them - meaning, she's legit. I've run into lots of legit masseuses over the years. Just be cool about it and thank them. Don't go back, unless all you want is a good massage.
I have no idea how to get a woman to do that if she doesn't do it already. Go someplace where you know you'll get what you want.
It is called "personality".
When I was in Thailand I went to a massage parlor. I'm not stupid so I knew that they tried to earn extra money by giving happy endings but I really just wanted a massage so I decided to not use what they may offer me.
The girl massaging me was very pretty, 25 years old maybe.
II had to strip naked and got dressed in some kind of apron, that felt really good.
First I layed on my stomach and she gave me a very good massage on my back, arms and legs, then she also started to massage my buttcheeks and also did this circle thing around my asshole with her hands under the clothing.
Then she told me to turn around and proceeded to give me a normal massage first upper body and arms, then legs.
She didnÄt say anything about happy ending, so I thought maybe it really is normal to touch the anus.
Then she moved her hands under the clothing and started to touch my balls and my rock hard penis.
She then opened the knot of the clothing and took it away. I saw, that she really liked what she saw. Probably I was one of her least disgusting customers (20yo, 9/10 body, big penis, well-groomed).
She then started to really jerk me off and asked "Want special massage, 200 Baht (5 Dollar) Tip?" I told her that I just wanted a normal massage, but she took the bottle of massage-oil, poured more on my dick, jerked me even harder and grabbed my balls and said "Okay, 100 Baht for you handsome" So I said yes and she gave me avery good handjob with nice including of my balls and asshole.
I went to her two more times while I stayed in this town.
10 Dollar for a good massage and a great happy anding is a good deal I think.
not going to happen in the massage table quads.
have you thought about asking her out for some coffee?
Funny to see dudes debating if I'm lying or not. I have zero interest in making shit up. I'm too fucking old now to care, and writing that down was more for me than for you.
I don't know about you guys, but when I'm with a woman in a relationship, I never tell my buddies about her, sexually. I don't want them looking at her the next time we get together and thinking about how she likes it in the ass or whatever - call me what you want, but it's just a little code I have. Also, how many of you guys actually tell your buddies you're cheating on your wife? That is a recipe for disaster. Some shit you just keep to yourself. Why give anyone free ammo for possible future use?
Kids. So much to learn.
your right grandpa.
Plot twist
>The massage girl has a dick too
Same thing in South Korea, but way more expensive. Again, I don't like getting jerked off - I can do that myself. If a girl wants to blow me, great, I'll pay extra. Bend 'em over the massage table for a few minutes, I'll pay a bit more.
Oh. Huh. I always figured I had an ok personality, but I suck at subtly hinting at wanting to fuck. Or “flirting”.
99.99% chance she won't give you any extras for money. If you want more, you'll probably need to date her. Have you asked if she has a boyfriend?
Why do you need so much external validation? The only approval an alpha needs is his own.
It's what guys do when they sit down for a few beers together.
>I saw, that she really liked what she saw. Probably I was one of her least disgusting customers (20yo, 9/10 body, big penis, well-groomed).
Lol, you are just like those idiot adult men in the South Park episode Chinpokemon.
Exactly this.
Tell me, experienced dudes, don't you have "moments" that you keep in your head that you don't tell even your closest buddies about? I know I do.
That's weird. I went to an Asian massage parlor once and ended up fucking her which was not my plan lol
She really was good at giving handjobs, also at the following times I went there I was allowed to touch her butt and tits.
Haven't seen this one but it's obvious that those girl like blonde, tall european guys. Also I think most of the customers in those parlors are old fat men, so of course they are happy to get a fit young and healthy guy on their table.
>Haven't seen this one but it's obvious that those girl like blonde, tall european guys. Also I think most of the customers in those parlors are old fat men, so of course they are happy to get a fit young and healthy guy on their table.
Lol, so delusional. You are not special to them. They want your money.
The fact you think they enjoyed massaging you shows just how clueless and easy of a target you are. They played you like a fiddle.
this is actually how this story is supposed to go. Idk what the fuck OP's talking about. He must have been ugly or had some smelly ass cock balls. Also, cool story bro.
Are you a man or a mouse, user? Any war stories of note?
No it is real. I was travelling with a group of latinos, blacks and an asian guy. Whenever we went to a bar with grils the focus was all on me. I didn't like it because most times we just wanted to have drinks. Probably it is because they want my money, maybe they see light skin and think I am rich. I didn't even mean, that she enjoyed massaging me but it was less hard work than massaging an fat old guy for sure.
Your ego makes you weak.
went to an asian massage parlor in atlantic city last saturday night. Taxi drivers know what's up. They told me $200 to fuck them but I wasn't going to pay that. Ended up negotiating $160 but I think I could have done better.
She started by sucking my dick for a little with a condom on. Then I got down to business and fucked her on the table. I fucked her plenty then she took the condom off and gave me the best handy I've ever had til I came. She then brought me to a shower room where she washed my body and rubbed moisturizer all over me.
I had a good experience and she was not bad looking. Big tits for an asian chick. She told me I was "strong man" but asked me to be more gentle. No way, man.
This.
I've been approached by whores outside the Forbidden City, in a dark corner of the hotel lobby in Shanghai, at a restaurant with a fucking shark over the bar in Kuala Lumpur, on Florida Street in Buenos Aires, etc etc.
They don't give a fuck. I was in my 20s and I got as much attention as the two old white creeps that were getting handsy with a 15 year old Malay before disappearing into the too-large bathroom stalls. They know you're foreign, and that means you have money. Your dick will give them your money because you can't wait to get back to your laptop and end up getting herpes instead.
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I want to try it sometime for the experience.
Looking on backpage there's about 20 parlors advertising within a few miles of me (mpls). How do I know which one to go with? I mean all their online ads and pricing look very similar, are they all run by some mafia like thing?
I spend my free weekends at sex dungeons. Stories? Sure, got plenty of them. I have a reputation as someone who knows all sorts of ways to fuck a girl up while still respecting her stated boundaries. Girls practically throw themselves at me.
That Asian woman is an economic genius
Minnesota is pretty well known for having a high number of trafficked women, so you'll have plenty of choice.