In less than a week, I will be married to her and live a happy life together. How does that make you feel?

In less than a week, I will be married to her and live a happy life together. How does that make you feel?

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It makes me happy for you, user. Glad someone is accomplishing something good.

let's see them titties

Have fun at the divorce

In less than two years, she will be riding a nigger's dick while you're at work. How does that make you feel?

I feel...nothing. Absolutely nothing.

she's a cutie user
what is the size of her boobs?

come back in a couple of years and let me know if it was worth it.

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this old but relatively infrequently used pasta newfags.

>tfw no emma gf/wife

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why should i care?

Dude me and the bros ran a train on her like 2 months ago!

Shit was cash.

Pretty bad bro... I've been jacking it to videos of her getting double teamed by a nigger and a horse for months now.

You poor sad delusional faggot.
You have to make up a fake marriage.
Why bother dude?

How do I feel about this? Well, my knee-jerk response is I've seen this pic on Sup Forums before in different contexts.

Therefore, I conclude that OP is not only lying, but reveals himself to be an unspeakably pathetic loser. Get a fuckin' life, user.

nervous. youre going to have mortgages, loans, savings accounts for your kids colleges, days when the two of you can't get your work schedules to mesh and you don't even see her. it's gonna be awful.

Envy, in going to die alone, the best opportunity I have is fucking a fat or ugly nigger

Just reverse search this, and looks that is true

OP is a nigger

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>In less than a week, I will be married to her and live a happy life together. How does that make you feel?
Like you're a dorky pasta script? Fuck off.

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oh god fuck off already

In less than 10 years you will be divorced from her, have a custody battle over the kids, lose your home, friends, and social standing, and have to stand by as she flaunts being with her new man, Jamal. How does that make you feel?

Poor poor bastard, marriage never ends well for the guy.

And every time you're at work she fucks the nigger mail man

does this mean she won't show up for our Wed nite fuck session anymore?

You really must stop delaying the wedding at short notice

I now have a craving to start sweating a finely-chopped onion in some olive oil, smashing a couple of cloves of garlic, adding some oregano and opening a tin of tomatoes

She's gonna take half your shit, OP. Enjoy paying alimony and child support.

I'm just jerking it to your fiance. How does that make you feel?

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retard alert

snaggletooth/10
obv from england

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>retard alert
You really need to look up "sarcasm"

In less than a week you will make this thread again

retard alert

You really need to look up "sarcasm"

ok retard

Less desperate

Da kann man nur gratulieren. Heil Hitler!

>Browse Sup Forums and post images of close people
>Live happy life with them
Choose one

happy for you!

i just got married last june to my best friend.

i hope you have a wonderful marriage!

Good luck, man. Cherish your time together.

It'll be happy until she takes the house and the kids for a black dude for a bigger dick in ~10 years

u gayy

ur a retarded fuck for exposing her to Sup Forums. who knows some sick fuck might actually wanna rape her now.

Hopefully this means we can have longer fuck sessions while you're at work

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Makes me feel like there should be lie detectors connected to computers.

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I reverse searched it, and I couldn't find anything. Just wanna tell you that you are a loser for posting this on Sup Forums rather than go tell a real friend, but good luck to you user.

I know this is pasta but..I know that someone in OPs situation is out there, deluding himself into thinking he has something super amazing
I think you are in for a surprise

Assuming everything goes well in your marriage, which, statistically speaking, chances are it won't. Assuming it does, trust me when I say that you will get tired of fucking the same chick over and over and soon your hand will be nearly as appealing and sometimes more appealing than her pussy.

I married my dream girl
I married a girl I was in love with since I was 14
She is AWESOME, completely loyal, has a great job, and not crazy at all.
And I am sick of fucking her. I am so god damned bored, I missed the feeling of having a girlfriend for YEARS I missed that feeling.


Then I met Megan. Now I have my wife, who is awesome
And I have a GF.

I fuck Megan FAR more often, Megan will wear slutty outfits for me, she bought a cheerleader uniform (not a shitty sex store costume, but went online and bought a real high school cheerleader uniform) and lets me fuck her in it.

We have a BLAST together, She is what I was missing.


And I still have my wife, who is awesome, and she doesn't know and it would crush her, and I would feel horrible to hurt her like that.

But I need what I need. And I need a GF. Most likely in another 5 or 6 years I will get tired of Megan too, and have to find another GF.

In the meanwhile, I told my wife I went to a movie with the boys and instead went to a movie with Megan, who blew me in the parking lot afterwards. Nearly no wife on earth that has been married more than 5 or 6 years, will blow you in a parking lot.

So to you guys that have this fantasy, welcome to reality.

This guy knows

my wife is going out to a work thing tonight, won't be home till like 11. (out of town boss is coming in, they are taking an in town client out for dinner and drinks to try to get their business)

I told my wife I would stay home and do some shit around the house.

Washing the sheets specifically.

Why?

Because Megan is coming over and I am going to fuck her in my wife's spot. Megan knows I am not going to leave my wife and doesn't want anything more than what we have, but the fact that she is "the other woman" turns her on, and when I fuck her in my wife's spot and she can smell my wife's hair on the pillow she gets so fucking wet and fucks like a maniac. Talks dirty about her pussy being better and the like.

But then I need to wash
1. Megan's scent off the sheets
2. the wet spot

We fuck like we are teenagers.

Some what jealous of the feeling you have but then I saw her tiny boobs and chuckled.

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Op is nigger confirmed

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I have a sort of similar situation

>married 15 years
>with same woman for 20
>bored with fucking her

>post add in M4M on craigslist a few years ago
>guy 2 streets over responds, he lives alone, LOVES sucking dick
>He sucks my dick at least 3 times a week, for the last like 5 years.
>better head than any woman
>better head than any of the like 10 hookers and 30+ asian massage parlor chicks have given. Serious porn star head


I'm not attracted to guys IN ANY WAY, I have no interest in fucking or being fucked and zero interest in sucking a dick. But I will let him blow me any time he wants. Which is pretty much always. The only reason I don't get a blowjob from him every single day is I only get the free time to go there a couple times a week. Although at this point I can walk in, drop my pants and sit in his living room chair, take a big hit of poppers, let him get to work, blow my load down his throat, pull pants up and be back in my car driving away in 10 minutes or less. Although I really like when we have more time, I like to see how long I can last with him edging me. He kept me from cumming for almost an hour of sucking me a few days ago. When I came I almost blew the back of his head off with my dick

Wife has no idea. I get world class head, life goes on happily for all involved.

Makes me wonder why, in the face of all your good fortune, you're here trying to bait shitlords.
Go.
Be happy and free little fuckling.

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Your a cunt and no one cares that your happy. It's blinding you to the bigger picture and now you have a weakness. But enjoy the free sex

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Holy shit he's gonna make spaget

He has become da wey

its tagliatelle dude

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still kekked tho

Aye that's what we're here for Sup Forumsaby. If we can't troll each other why do we exist?

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Seen about 6 posts with guys who are either dating, getting married to or are dumping this slut. Please fuck off
You can also fuck off

When the salt is strong in this one

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>He is the author...

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itsa fresh copypasta, and well made only the qualitiy is like potato, hmmm..

She’s going to fuck around on you eventually how does that make you feel

aye Sup Forumsro, totally tru

can you get around to showing us her nudes already?

Literally the same fucking post every week. Fuck off. Understand taht no girl will ever love you. Move on, fuck off.

Concerned that you are planning a murder/suicide next month.